You want equality? Well, so do I!

I say: Arrest this bastard, remove his brain, then throw him in prison where he can rot with the rest of the Capitalist Class.

Man Solves Rubik's Cube in 11.13 Seconds

It is the individualistic and selfish yappie "achievers" like him that are dragging us down into the darkness of the past when capitalist dog-eat-dog competition reigned supreme.

"Look at me, I can solve Rubik's Cube in 11.13 seconds!" Let's hear what he'll sing after he's forced to solve the People's Cube egalitarian puzzle, under the prison guards' supervision, day after day, year after year - stopping only to write a daily report about what he learned that day with regards to winning in a people's game. The more sincere the report, the shorter the sentence. That's what good re-education is all about!

What meager feelings I have left are now crushed to oblivion. Once again the capitalist terrorist undermine equality,fairness and social justice with this display of obvious oppression......... I will now drink myself into stupor while enjoying the soothing harmonies of the Red Army Choir.

All I have left is hope that TPC will erradicate this little ingrate from the record books....

The Peoples Cube has been defaced! This is an outrage! How dare those capitalist pigs transform a re-educational tool of the masses into a tool of competition. I demand an investigation into this matter and the beheading of the culprit!

After the revolution we will have all the unorthodox "colored" cubes banned as dangerous revisionism. The red cube is the original cube! Rubik is a heretic who will get his dues, and so will the propagandists of this delusional schism.

There has always been only red cube!
There has always been only red cube!
There has always been only red cube!

Red Square wrote:The red cube is the original cube! Rubik is a heretic who will get his dues, and so will the propagandists of this delusional schism

The capitalist swine! They've taken one of the great leveling tools of the revolution and turned it into a tool of reactionary mercantilism!

Here is a documentary photograph of poor young children in America forced into harsh child labor by Mr. Rubik:

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Poor, destitute American children forced to advertise door to door selling Rubik's Fools Cube or starve in the filthy gutter. -Grannma Electronic News-

Mr. Rubik has even paid off corrupt American corporate crony politicians to place advertisments of his stolen, mongrelized version of The People's Cube on America's public streets:

Mr. Rubik sits in the shade of one of his 'Fools Cubes' advertisments and thumbs his nose at official representatives of the East Village Neighborhood Defense of the Revolution assembly there to try and enforce The People's revolutionary will. -Grannma Electronic News-

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