Ask Hugo Chavez


Many of the questions are thought-provoking and touching, such as:
Michele, Rome, Italy
Steve Gowtridge, London, UK
Matt, Montreal, Canada
Brian Stefanelli, Staten Island, New York
But we cannot rest as long as parasites like this infect the world...
Andreina, Caracas, Venezuela
Now, just who the hell does she think she is? I'll tell you who. A greedy bourgeois racist pig attacking the socialist ideals of The People and The People's President. We know who you are, capitalist swine...


If I were a right-wing mad dog extremist I might say it's "Atlas Shrugged" all over again in Venezuela. I hear someone is talking of making that book into a movie. It would be hard to set it in a modern-day USA. They should set it in Venezuela instead. Francisco d'Anconia will come quite handy.




Understand this: The parasitic so-called "small business" vermin infecting Venezuela and blocking the People's Revolution are one and the same as the domineering white men who control Wal-Mart. They work together, they sleep together, and they slobber at the same trough together.
In Amerika, we do not yet have moral leaders like President Chavez. So, in the interim, it is up to Amerikan family businesses to block the Wal-Mart monster. And when we finally do receive the the guidance of a Chavez, a Castro, or a Mugabe, AND IT WILL HAPPEN, then these businesses will volunteer to step aside and relinquish commerce to The People at long last. And that will be the test to determine who is among The People, and who is a saboteur.
You have no idea how goddam angry I am.
Venezuelan Patriot
Lenora Fullome
But we cannot rest as long as parasites like this infect the world...Quote:
I am a single mother of 3 with a food shop in Caracas. The government has just opened a Mercal store close to me with subsidised prices at 50% of what I can sell. My business will soon be finished. I am one of millions of poorer Venezuelans that are facing lower income and unemployment. Does the government plan to employ 25m people? Why don't they understand they can best help us by allowing our businesses to do well? Most of us do want work and do well and provide for our families.Andreina, Caracas, Venezuela
Worry not -- the IP address of every Venezuelan with spiteful words for our fearless leader will be ours (with the help of the Carter center). The Nobel Laureate Jimmy Carter certified that President Chavez was a beloved and popular leader several years ago during the "recall election" (otherwise known as the Bush coup attempt). Fairness is President Chavez's mantra. He will distribute fairness evenly, taking fairness from the fairful and giving it to the fairless. All fairity will be spread like a thin layer of butter on a smooth cornbread surface.
All you fairtators in the United States with disproportionate amouts of equality will suffer in the end as well. Mark our words.


1. How many innocent people are you going to kill in order to raise yourself to the position of dictator so you can ignore the misery of your people while you sip your expensive wine?
2. Is it true that you also wear a picture of Che on the seat of your undies?


