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If imitation is the best form of flattery, what is stealing the concept, developing it into something even better, and turning it into a chain mail? It's called folklore! Yes, comrades, we have infiltrated the American psyche so deeply that our posts and videos have become a legend - and are now officially part of the national narrative (let's see if this gets picked up in chatrooms and discussion forums)

This morning Laika forwarded the following mass mailing to the People's Cube headquarters:

To: Red Square
Subject: FW: full moon tonight

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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASS ICONS?" Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

All of the above is a clever development of our original idea, suggested by Laika, to create a new line of emoticons called EMOTI-CAN. "It will let you emote on any issue with nuance and versatility of a seasoned diplomat, an award-winning pundit, or a sophisticated 'paper of record.' It gives the word 'moonbat' a whole new meaning!"

See the original story and the accompanying educational misical video here:

Mother Of All Emoticons - Mooning Your Opponents Right

WE ARE THE PEOPLE!

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First Qube TV and now this....
Maybe the signal is too strong.
Should I turn it down a notch?

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Turn the signal up! All the world will submit to the revolutionary truth of the Cube! WE ARE THE NATIONAL NARRATIVE... AND LET NO ONE FORGET IT!

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We must pass our collective e-asses to everyone on earth. I have no clue as to what it will accomplish, but because I am Premier, it must be done.

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What about the one that I sometimes use, o|o. Or if I'm not at all excited, º!º.

Or 8===>. Or for Chuck Schumer, who packs his manhood in his mouth, o.o

Red once accused me of making the most genital jokes and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Can't let the Cube down as the jockstrap joker. Or the cunning linguist. Well, sort of.

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Premier Bettty wrote:but because I am Premier, it must be done.

That's a good enough reason for me! Hell, let's raise their taxes too while we're at it! GAAHAHA!

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Which is the feeling that Nansky gives me, and I'll bet even the real men on the Cube.

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She makes mine want to hide forever, and never come out.

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Ah! Premier Betty! Are you, er, how do I say this, a drag queen? If so I demand reinstatement as being the only pervert on the Cube. I demand my unique Theocritusness. My self respect. No one is like me.

Oh. What am I doing? I'm a good collectivist and we're all alike, just the same, except that I want more of everything, it's mine, all mine...

I think I'll go have my meds refilled now...

But have you ever wondered if Hillary has a chipped tooth? Danger at both ends. That's why I recommended the carborundum tip on the Hildo 7.1.

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No, Many have been confused by my name. If you watch the movie "Kung Pow", you will see that I have given up my conquest of earth with the help of the evil French Aliens for a more practical, and realistic communist takeover. My page is here.

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But have you ever wondered if Hillary has a chipped tooth? Danger at both ends. That's why I recommended the carborundum tip on the Hildo 7.1.
I have titanium teeth
I have titanium tits
I have a titanium tush.
And diamonds are a girl's best friend, especially if you're going to drill into a cryogenically frozen area that is at absolute zero.
I would suggest that you re-calibrate your calculations Dr. Commissar Theocritus.
A carborundum tip is a good selection but not exactly the best choice for the H3 7.1.
I'm sure you understand.

Hillary '08

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I take your point about absolute zero. Steel in the Antarctic is brittle; only lead will do. Although considering the extreme cold temperatures, how did you get get impregnated with Chelsea? Does a Vienna sausage get that hard at that temperature? I take that from Gennifer Flowers' <i>Penthouse</i> interview, in which she said that Bill had a small penis, and was very discourteous to you, my Empress. Although personally I think that fat ankles are a sign of sturdy peasant stock on a woman, or on a man the ability to squat #300 pounds.

Was the Divine Conception done by a Cyclatron? Did the Holy Semen, accelerated to near the speed of light, stretch out so much according to the theory of relativity, that it explains Chelsea's hair?

But that does not explain the advice given you by your public-relations consellors, who rightly had to be disposed of. Of course you needed Cristoph to do your hair--those horns must be hidden--but couldn't you have slipped him a hundred and said, "Fix the bitch"? And just think of those two back-to-back challenges!

And if you'd gotten the curator of the Corpus Christi Aquarium, think of the work you could have done on the lamprey-jawed Janet!

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Premier Betty wrote:No, Many have been confused by my name. If you watch the movie "Kung Pow", you will see that I have given up my conquest of earth with the help of the evil French Aliens for a more practical, and realistic communist takeover. My page is here.
Betsky,
Your page could not be viewed, though as one of the designers of record of the ballistic poodle contraption (as are you), I am familiar with the Republik of Sock... things do kind of seem to come back to fists, poodles, big guns and socks often around here, when one thinks about it... not that I do, generally speaking. It seems to fall within the purview of the males of the Cube to spend time thinking overly much about A&C.... again, not that I've really noticed...

I am still in awe of the entire conception of the Republik of Sock, BTW... such kreativity wasted within the publik skool system, and I'm sure after the tragic events of 4/16 any disagreement or intellektual konflikt with your official indoktrinators will now be viewed by your unimaginative publik edukators as that much more reason to push the panic button on the basis that you are likely to have murderous intentions. I can only remind you to hang on as best as possible until you are able to escape to Potympkingrad (number of your choice) where you can found the official Replublik of Sock, poodle farms and all, and make it the people's paradise you dream of. In the mean time, I continue to work on designs for the Intercontinental Ballistic Poodle Gun - the targeting system if almost online and will soon be integrated with Rev. Laika's systems.

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Hmmm... can this "Intercontinental Ballistic Poodle Gun" be used for... uhhh... making people "disappear"? You know... like... load them up and push the red button? Not that I would do that to a fellow humyn being... Oh no, not me! I am a caring progressive (will it be ready by Saturday?) that cares about his/her/it's fellow man/womyn/it (I have about three people that have failed me.) and to think of any harm coming to them (this thing is lethal right? And painful, yes?) would make me sick! Absolutely sick! To think of one us doing that to somebody, why... why I think I'll puke now ( Oh, I can't wait! I'm giddy! Sooo giddy right now!).

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Yes, the page, for some reason, doesn't want to work. Even going to it through the Peoples Blog produces insufficient results. I was hoping that it was only temporary, so I copied down the address and used it in the link. Apparently, I still refuses to cooperate despite many threats of spending the nigh chained to a wall and forced to watch Queen Hillary and Nancy go at it all night.

I have yet to mention the fact of my being a co-creator of the ballistic poodle defense system, and my Republic of Sock peoples utopia that proves that socialism works.

For some reason the school hasn't mentioned anything about the Virginia Tech incident, but I suspect that it will be mentioned tomorrow in my Auto CAD class, Comp. Foundations class, and my Comp. Arts class. As being the most likely subject to perpetrate a school shooting in my teachers eyes, I suspect that they will start treating me more like someone who should be confined to a rubber room. Even though they all have that bumper sticker that says "If you judge someone, you have no time to love them".

And the fact that we have started reading "The Stranger" in English probably won't help.

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Hmmm... can this "Intercontinental Ballistic Poodle Gun" be used for... uhhh... making people "disappear"? You know... like... load them up and push the red button? Not that I would do that to a fellow humyn being... Oh no, not me! I am a caring progressive (will it be ready by Saturday?) that cares about his/her/it's fellow man/womyn/it (I have about three people that have failed me.) and to think of any harm coming to them (this thing is lethal right? And painful, yes?) would make me sick! Absolutely sick! To think of one us doing that to somebody, why... why I think I'll puke now ( Oh, I can't wait! I'm giddy! Sooo giddy right now!).
Meow,
Have I been so long away from the bosom of the Cube that you have forgotten my chief reason for being here is Necro-proxy preservation and wetwork cleanup supervision?... If things need disappear, there are much more professional ways to accomplish the task than to simply 'throw' them hither and thither... we are not chimps, flinging our faeces and other detritus about when we no longer wish to gaze upon the face of it... Look to my Avatar Meow... it says it all... Tell Sister what must be gone, and it will be taken care of... Have I ever failed you?

S.M.O.

ps... please Meow, when you think about my question, re: failing you... please distinguish between choosing to leave you tied up in The Madam's salon, and 'failing' you... you needed to learn that particular lesson (and that call came from above, BTW... it was not mine to make), and you did... very well... we were all quite proud of the inner strength you mustered... and I promise never to leave you cantilevered in that particular position ever again - at least, not for more than six or seven minutes and certainly never long enough for you to pass out again... I hope the chafing is healing. I have missed you, dear.

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Premier Betty wrote:And the fact that we have started reading "The Stranger" in English probably won't help.
Which begs the question, if you were reading it in French, would it make any difference?

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The teachers would probably think so. It would be "multicultural".

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Premier Betty wrote:"If you judge someone, you have no time to love them".
And another triumph of the Peepul's Ejukashun! What's agreement of number between subject and verb? Nothing. A bourgeois fixation.

Ah, Premier Betty, you will be pleased to find in my upcoming Five Year Plan, the one to be revealed on Tuesday, my birthday, to supercede the one revealed on the 13th, Thomas Jefferson's Birthday, that education will be repurposed for nondiscrimination at every level. We shall have the janitors teach the classes and the students will clean the building, if they want. The teachers will not have to show up, for they will be too busy having in-service-training meetings, in which they will set forth plans to eliminate all differences between people.

Now the burning need is to combated handedness. About 10% of the people are left-handed, like me, and it is our purpose to utterly extinguish the derogatory terms as "sinister" and "gauche"; they are of course damaging to one's self-respect. And in that vein we shall also expunge "dexterity" and "right" which will have obvious advantages.

We shall insist that 30% of all desks and machines be configured for people of differing handedness. Even though only about 10% of people <i>admit</i> to being differently handed, fear of oppression has caused an estimated 20% of the populace to remain in the closet about handedness, and it is our intent to make an environment utterly free of discrimination regarding handedness. To the wall with those people who still complain about discrimination because of sex or race of national origin--that's so <i>over</i>. And to hell with the queers; they're a mouthy lot after all. Handedness is the stroke of the future!

And our bumper sticker: "What hand to you use to stroke it?" And for the men out there, step into the sinistral world and save the money you'd spend on Enzyte.

Wait. Party Members are the best in everything. Which means that Hillary really doesn't need the Hildo 7.1.

I'm getting tired.

SMO, glad to see that you've returned from your mission liberating the diamonds of de Beers. All hail the Diamond Liberation Front!


 
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