The Auschwitz City Council voted unanimously yesterday to clear the way for the construction of the Adolf Hitler Centre for Peace and Tolerance. “It's time we buried the old animosities of the past,” said one of the council members. “We have to look forward, think progressively, and recognize the good in National Socialism.” Acting Polish president, Bronislaw Komorowski, exhibited considerable enthusiasm over the new project. “I think Hitler has been greatly misunderstood over the past few decades. People tend to overreact to his desire to conquer the world and carry out genocide against the Jews, but they forget that he was a vegetarian.” Another council member spoke up saying, “I think this really helps bring us together.”

An effort by families of concentration camp survivors to stop construction of the Centre and to give landmark status to the prison camp was overruled. A spokesman for the council stated that the appeal was weak. “They said, ‘hey, you know, a lot of our families perished there.' And we said, ‘So? People die all the time. Do we grant landmark status to every hospital and morgue?' Obviously, the old camp has got to go in the name of progress.” When asked further whether all Poles agreed to the construction of the Centre, the spokesman stated, “There were rumors of protestors gathering at the site of the old concentration camp, but as there was no media coverage of the event, it is very doubtful any protest actually occurred.”

“The council has shown extraordinary bravery by not caving in to the demands of haters and bigots,” said Heinrich “Himmler” Goostoppen, a revisionist historian, Obergruppenführer of the International Aryan Militia, and chair of the Centre's construction project. “This Centre is not just for Aryans, contrary to slanderous rumors. There will be special chambers, er, rooms for non-Aryans. There are even free shower facilities for our guests, so you see that we think of everything and go the extra mile for our visitors.” Addressing some of the common misunderstandings associated with Nazism, Goostoppen continued, “Everybody knows there was no so-called ‘holocaust'. All the documents and pictures are forged. The victims' testimonies are no more than ‘he said, she said' anyway. National Socialism is all about standing up for the little guy, which is why we call it socialism. This [Centre] is for peace and tolerance, and you must and will tolerate us! Otherwise, we may have to conquer you,” he said with a wink and a warm, jovial smile. “Just kidding, of course,” reassured Goostoppen to some nervous laughter in the audience.

A former SS doctor, whose testimony powerfully influenced the council's decision, shed tears of joy. “For seventy long years I have lived with the stigma of being regarded as ‘inhumane' and a ‘criminal'. This is such a healing moment for me. If only more of my dear colleagues had lived to see our cause so wonderfully and beautifully vindicated.”

Upon completion of the Centre, Former SS concentration camp guards, some of them in wheelchairs, will be on hand for the wreath laying at the imposing, 50' bronze Hitler statue. Foreign heads of state have been invited to the opening ceremony, and President Obama is expected to make some remarks and apologize for US interference in World War II. Construction of the Adolf Hitler Centre for Peace and Tolerance is scheduled to begin on September 1.

I love all this come togetherness we are seeing. Isn't Obama wonderful? A mosque on ground zero to push for peace (cough cough) and now, a glorious new center to remember Hitler. The world is truly becoming a better place.

Now if the upset Mooslimics would just realize Bush is gone and stop blowing things up....

Komissar Blogunov, A brilliant piece you have crafted here! I can't put my finger on it, but something's very familiar about it, but I digress.

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"After 40 days of taking no bath, Friedrich Nietzsche confesses:'That which does not kill us makes us stronger.'"

Hitler is one of many favorite peoples of the Mooslims. We share so many of the same ideologies of how to be having nice pure countries.


This is to be so bloody brilliant I can almost not be for standing.
I eagerly await for LSM to be taking it for news of day. Leftist will be wetting themselves at such good news.

Komissar, I agree this is excellent news! Hopefully all the unreasoning haters of the world will learn from this and build monuments to those who strove to slaughter them.

Out of respect for Comrade Hitchens' newly discovered respect for prayer groups, allow me to quote the Bible: (a sections often considered prophetic of last days)

Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.

Mr. Hitchens must receive some slight credit for understanding the significance of Islam, which he mitigates by painting all religion with the same broad brush. But then Mr. Hitchens, not possessing "original sin" was somehow born with original goodness which had no input from the religiously saturated society from which he sprang. Maybe he was a bubble boy in early years.

So, is the central issue freedom to express our religion? My religion encourages me to steal my neighbor's goods, abuse his women and kill those who disagree with me. I assume you (yes, you) have no problem with that. It's all about freedom after all. We must not judge, there are no absolutes other than what society decides is absolute. With the exception of California and then we must have a judge (State Official) decide because you know those misguided Californians can never be trusted (with the exception of open minded San Franciscans).

I'd like to promote this story by Blogunov to the Current Truth editorial section, but it needs illustrations and I must do some other work in the next few days.

Is any of the Cube's volunteer photoshoppers interested in making a few tasteful illustrations, which I can later insert into the lead story and promote it to editorials?

The Party's gratitude will have no limits except for the equality requirements.

I had forgotten Hitler was a vegetarian, which sheds a whole new light on things.

Muchos spacebos, Comrade Red Square.

I has it! One of my operatives, Brygida who is posing as one of Herr Goostoppen's aides, just sent me the final draft of the statue and location:

The wonderful citizens of Auschwitz wish to thank Adolf Hitler for what he did for what would have otherwise been an obscure anonymous Polish town. He created a lasting legacy for tourism. The time is right for honor being given where honor is due.

Grigori E.R. wrote:I has it! One of my operatives, Brygida who is posing as one of Herr Goostoppen's aides, just sent me the final draft of the statue and location:

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This placement is most equal Grigori! As for this Brygida non-person I fear they may be a kapitalist operative.. credentials?

Anywhoot, I stumbled across this Craigslist ad recently. Maybe it'll make its way to the Current Truth?


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eh, I'm drunk

Comrade Buffoon,
Brygida's credentials are perfect. I inspect them thoroughly every week. See for yourself:

Anyway, what she sent was the placement of the Statue (next to the old crematorium) while they were building the new twin towers of Peace and Tolerance. Here's the latest:

Oliver Stone is weeping tears of joy.

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrade Buffoon,
Brygida's credentials are perfect. I inspect them thoroughly every week. See for yourself:

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Anyway, what she sent was the placement of the Statue (next to the old crematorium) while they were building the new twin towers of Peace and Tolerance. Here's the latest:

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Very excellent work Comrades! I especially love the happy little choo-choo train. It's simply precious.

Most Equal Grigori, you only inspect Brygida's credentials once a week?! I suggest you trade a beet or two for the Peoples Viagra and get your inspect on much more oftener!

Just sayin...

this could go on forever...

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I love all this come togetherness we are seeing. Isn't Obama wonderful? A mosque on ground zero to push for peace (cough cough) and now, a glorious new center to remember Hitler. The world is truly becoming a better place.

Now if the upset Mooslimics would just realize Bush is gone and stop blowing things up....

I love New Yorkers, don't you? Eighty percent of them voted to put a Mooslim in the White House, a trojan mosque is being built as an offering of peace, so why not place a twin center for Hitler across from a synagogue? But a Wal-Mart in New York? Fugetaboutit.

Comrades,

With the somewhat intentional risk of digression, I note that Wal*Mart has long been a deserving target of progressive ire. Now I learn that Target is a boycott target due to failure to support gay couples, gay marriage, or something.

My first thought was to organize a "Pink Light Special" in selected Target stores in solidarity with the oppressed Kmart of Blue Light Special fame. Comrades would be notified by Twitter to collect in Targets, affix pink lights to their carts, and angrily righteously wheel their carts about inside Target stores for 15 minutes (or until batteries died, the fascist pigs busted in and cracked skulls, or the company knuckled under after the CEOs committed seppuku en masse on live TV). My bet is Target also hates the snail darter, loves golf, and sells non-organic foodstuffs. The insidious scum!

First we came for Wal*Mart, and we spoke up: loud and proud! Then we came for Target, and we spoke up, again! Then who will we come for so we can speak up?

We need lists, comrades, lists! We must always have lists. However, due to my bringing this to the collective's attention, my name need not appear on any lists.

I agree completely Blogunov, however let's face the facts. When was the last time neo-Nazi's actually killed anyone? I mean when they start racking up a body-count like the mooslims people will start to take them seriously.

What the heck, why do you think we can get away with mocking those silly Tea Party folks? They talk and they talk but they're pussies. Their precious 2nd Amendment don't mean squat if they're too scared to use it.

(Psst, just between you and me, I think that Glenn Beck is the best investment the Party™ has ever made. If not for him, the angry mob might have hung us all by now. Heheheheh...suckers)