Print it
E-mail itAwesome! Totally Awesome!
"Hey. I Know that dude."
In any political election celebrity endorsements have become an important part of the political process. This is true not only in the USA but also for our enlightened socialist comrades in Latin America. In order to secure a victory for the glorious people's Viva la Revolucion in Venezuela, El Presidente Hugo Chavez (no relation) has earned the glorious endorsement of none other than our most treasured entertainer and celebrity genius, Jeff Spicoli.
Read the Story
In any political election celebrity endorsements have become an important part of the political process. This is true not only in the USA but also for our enlightened socialist comrades in Latin America. In order to secure a victory for the glorious people's Viva la Revolucion in Venezuela, El Presidente Hugo Chavez (no relation) has earned the glorious endorsement of none other than our most treasured entertainer and celebrity genius, Jeff Spicoli.
Read the Story
Didn't Spicoli endorse another politician a few years back? I believe it was a guy named Saddam something. Forgive me. I'm not good with names.
Surely, our Beloved Chavez will only stand to gain from this welcome addition to his campaign stops.
As El Presidente has shown us already from his early days in acting that he is truly the man for the job. After all, let's look at his dazzling movie career:
A man who would so easily sell out America to any Communist dictatorship that would listen to him,
A violent unruly man who views himself as a king.
A man who's intellectual capacity is so limited, he shouldn't be allowed to be a parent.
And a Far-Left leaning individual who was heavily Pro-Union and whose actions would eventually lead to riots and many deaths.
...
...
...
Who's also gay.
With such a brilliant, versatile actor, surely our Dear Friend Chavez will win the next election by a additional 100%.
As El Presidente has shown us already from his early days in acting that he is truly the man for the job. After all, let's look at his dazzling movie career:
A man who would so easily sell out America to any Communist dictatorship that would listen to him,
A violent unruly man who views himself as a king.
A man who's intellectual capacity is so limited, he shouldn't be allowed to be a parent.
And a Far-Left leaning individual who was heavily Pro-Union and whose actions would eventually lead to riots and many deaths.
...
...
...
Who's also gay.
With such a brilliant, versatile actor, surely our Dear Friend Chavez will win the next election by a additional 100%.
News
Site map
SitemapIndex
RSS Feed
News
Site map
SitemapIndex
RSS Feed
Party-Approved
Red Square, 
