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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Noticing a convenient opportunity in late-night programming, Hillary Clinton has formed a comedy duo partnership with noted celebrity Bat Boy. Going by the stage name Def Nosferatu Klann, their Hillary-arious yet edgy skit repertoire includes:

• Wiccan voodoo call love doll
  
• Stumbling to the oldies
  
• A funny thing happened on the way to the abortion clinic
  
• Ah ain't in no ways tired . . . and I lahk okra 'n' chitlins too!
  
• Who's on first . . . Vince Foster or Seth Rich?
  
• Take my husband . . .please!
  
• Explosive yellow cake recipes
  
• Roamin' hands and Russian fingers
  
• Yuri, the Eurasian uranium bag man
  
• It takes a pillage
  
• What Happened . . . .to Saul Alinsky
  
• And Bat Boy's laff-out-loud-funny "I can't get blood out of her neck"!

Musical numbers include:

• "I left My Pancreas In San Francisco"
  
• "Doe, a deer, a female deer" (Bill Clinton cameo)
  
• "To Scream The Impossible Scream"
  
• "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Monica?"
  
• "What difference at this point does it make" cha-cha-cha dance number
  
• Duet with Leona Helmsley's ghost: "Ballad Of The 'Little' People"

Interested in booking your event? Call their agent Diablo Diabolique at 666-DEV-ILLE. Base rates start at several million dollars for a 45 minute set.

Comrad Ratskins......remember this is Hillary we are talking about, instead of Musical numbers include: "I left My Pancreas In San Francisco"

....perhaps, "I left My D cells In San Francisco".

We laughed, we cried. It was better than Cats.

Will Def Nosferatu Klann replace the canceled Chelsea Handler's show on Netflix?