Biden Campaign Puts Out Feelers for Gibberish Translators








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Unfortunately, It's too long for a license plate.Here's a shorter one - baddakath hair" which everyone misspells as "baddakathcare."
And if you don't know what baddakath hair is, let me demonstrate:




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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Unfortunately, It's too long for a license plate.Here's a shorter one - baddakath hair" which everyone misspells as "baddakathcare."
And if you don't know what baddakath hair is, let me demonstrate:
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Unfortunately, It's too long for a license plate.Here's a shorter one - baddakath hair" which everyone misspells as "baddakathcare."
Upon further study of this video, I've come to the conclusion that Granpa Joe is actually saying "badda Kafka"
From Wikipedia:
"Franz Kafka was a German-speaking Bohemian novelist and short-story writer, widely regarded as one of the major figures of 20th-century literature. His work fuses elements of realism and the fantastic. It typically features isolated protagonists facing bizarre or surrealistic predicaments and incomprehensible socio-bureaucratic powers. It has been interpreted as exploring themes of alienation, existential anxiety, guilt, and absurdity."
I may be wrong but I think Kafka was writing about Granpa Joe, who has been in the senate for 180 years.
You think I'm kidding? C'mon man!


After extensive research for The Party™, and I love party research, I have determined that it is normal, and even expected, for the Leaders of The Party™ to occasionally test us with subtle gibberish in otherwise unintelligible speeches.
Uncork your Victory Vodka, and recall that the Kennedy legacy was made possible by the power of scotch[1]:
1: Tina Nguyen, Vanity Fair, "TED KENNEDY WAS FORCED TO BINGE DRINK IN ORDER TO GET THINGS DONE IN THE SENATE," SEPTEMBER 30, 2015, https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/09 ... -interview