Newswire Washington DC - Biden to fight inflation with new 6 trillion dollar Whip Inflation Now (WIN) spending bill

President Biden today proposed a new anti-inflation spending bill to total 6 trillion dollars in new spending.

The Whip Inflation Now, or WIN bill, will help to offset rising prices caused by inflation by alleviating many of the burdens of ever rising inflationary prices. It will help to fund new social programs to put more money in the hands of those needing it most.

The new bill will fully fund programs to teach Americans how to cook gruel, repair old shoes, make their own clothing, bake bread from tree bark and potato peels, do personal gardening, and other means of fighting the high costs of an inflationary economy.

Whip Inflation Now is a cornerstone in the Biden administration's latest plan to strengthen the US dollar and maintain America's economic standing on the world stage.

"My Whip Inflation Now bill is already paid for," said President Biden. "There's no reason not to pass it."

In order to better alert travelers of what's up ahead, Biden's new infrastructure signs are already appearing on roadsides across the Collective.



Watch and follow the inflation signs, comrades.

The only response to this can be even more government spending, that is clear. At a certain point, we will reach the Keynesian Utopia (probably next tuesday).

In other news: the International Association of Drunken Sailors does no longer want to be associated or compared with the spending spree of modern Western nations. Its representative, Ahab McThirsty, sais that "the day after a bender, we at least sober up for a while".

Paul Kurgman's latest column illustrates that throughout history the only real effective way to end inflation is more goverment spending. The most effective was Adolf Hitler in the 1930's by ending the devastating German inflation with a huge national rearmament program. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. Government arms programs are what we need. We need to retool the nation for war.

What Incredible News!

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:... a huge national rearmament program. It makes perfect sense ...

By Strangelove! Los Alamos 2.0, only this time nuke-fusion based!