Billboard Is Insulting To Obama's Marxist Sensibilities

Weatherproof Garment Co. agrees to remove Times Square billboard featuring President Barack Obama. The administration doesn't take kindly to evil capitalist peddling their resource robbing sweatshop made wares by using images of our socialist president. Perhaps the Pay Czar should look into Weatherproof Garment Co. president Freddie Stollmack’s salary. Using Obama’s image in their ad makes the government their business partner, does it not? I submit for the president’s approval a couple of ad designs that are far more appropriate.

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SuperKommissar:

You should also add Transcript Proof since 1991 (when he "graduated" from Harvard)
 

 

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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
And btw, what exactly is it that the White House objects to in this photo? It ALMOST makes him look like an ordinary, rugged American. IF you did'nt already know that most of his life has been spent in various indoor, eggheaded pursuits. I guess Weatherproof's only mistake was to not first promise a cash pipeline to the DNC coffers for his Re-election campaign. Cuz they're obviously pop-culture obsessed liberal 'tards anyway.
 

Red Square

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here is a blank for those who want one.

 

Gloriously equal performance, Supercommissar! Posted in the headline section for mandatory mass consumption.

And your recent headline "Unusually cold winter causes liberals to keep hands in OWN pockets" fits right in underneath as if it belongs there.
 

The billboard is also insulting to my sensibilities. What is Dear Leader doing going around in whitey's clothing? Where are his loyalties to black people like me? Doesn't he understand how offensive this is? I'm outraged! He must have posed for this. They didn't just catch him crawling out of Comrade Bin Laden's cave one afternoon wearing that thing.
 

 

Comrades, why should we worry about this trifle? Harry Reid has said some thing about Obowma--being light skinned and having no Negro accent, and he will skate, and look what happened to Trent Lott when He said at Strom Thurmond's centenary birthday that he ought to have been president.

Now a Rethuglican could say that this is grossly unequal: that someone being nice to a very old man in his dotage, who recanted on his prior ideas, is more guilty than a man who just two years ago talked about Obowma's skin and speech, but I don't believe it.

A Kennedy could kill someone and get away with it. Tom DeLay can get indicted under a law which doesn't exist and have to resign.

Seems fair to me.

Let's just shoot the Rethugicans if they won't have their mouths sewn shut.
 

I agree that besmerching Glorious People's Leader with filthy capitalist profiteering must be corrected.
Surely one of Czars has appropriate People's power to sieze company in name of Socialist glory and redistribute wrongly accumulated wealth to Party & Central Committee for dispersal as they see fit.
 

Comrade Red Squirrel with her trusty camera is documenting the developments:

Times Square and the Weatherproofed Narcissist in Chief


 

I am shocked. Absolutely shocked. This glorious billboard does not have fawning and bowing masses standing around it chanting "Obama! Obama! Obama!". It must be the evil capitalism that drives the Faithful away. Horrifying. To combine free enterprise with Dear Leader. An Obamanation of the highest sort.

None the less, any picture such as this should have an altar before it. Even if it is befouled with Kkkapitalism.
 

Comrades,

I am confused. I will concede that President Awesome is a storm of progress, but weatherproof suggests an external storm. When it's pissing down inside an article of clothing, is it still "weatherproof"?
 

Weatherproof? Is this this jacket on His Most Glorious Majesty weatherproof against Global Warming?!!?!? And, I charge His Most Glorious Majesty with a thought crime! How dare he pose with this jacket with snow behind him. This is NOT helping the Church of St. Al Gore movement!
 

Tovarich, you have hit on something. Obowma should never have his piss go to waste. President Awesome ought to give us, his humble servants, the benefit of his Golden Showers. Why just flush that nectar of the god away when he can anoint each and every one of us?

I personally will not rest until the entire USSA smells like ammonia, coupled of course with the frankincense that is his natural body odor.

7.62, the altar is of course where we penitents go to receive our Obama Golden Shower. His O'liness can relieve himself on us to wash from us our Capitalist Sins.
 

Thank Stalin somebody invented a jacket to save us from Climate Change™.
We're all safe now. The debate is over. Al Gore can go home now.
As part of the Stimulus, we'll all be issued one soon.

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I don't know what the big fuss is? After Che, Obama is #2 in marketing and like Avis, he's trying harder.
Oh...I get it...BRANDING.
The price has gone up comrades.
 

Comrade Commissar Theocritus,

I was thinking more along the lines of setting an example for sustainable apparel: By trickling down our own legs in improved progressive apparel like the specially lined Obama Pantywaistcoat, our own urine can provide a good hour of eco-friendly (for my how it does make the grass grow!) warmth. Moreover, the saline content will remind us of seas in which our friends the oppressed whales exist, the seas being despoiled by non-progressive thinkers, the seas set to rise 22 feet in Gaia's wrath.
 

Komrades, where can a prog like myself purchase an Almighty Climate-change-proof Equality Poncho? And does it come with matching Reservior Drawers? I'm looking for a birthday present for my cousin Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab from Nigeria; he often has trouble hiding his Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate and his Triacetone Triperoxide (which he assured me is legal tender in Nigeria) while he flies. I believe a device similar to what Lord Obama uses to store his Urinary Redistributable Blessings For the Masses should suffice.
 

I think that we have two things here. Yes, we can pee down our own legs and yes it will help the grass grow. How much greener could it be?

But also we are given a chance to further worship at the throne of His Lord and Mightiness, Lord Obama, if we bask in his Golden Shower. We can be Proles of the Prog Piss(tm)! We can luxuriate in the warmth that spreads from his loins. And the nice thing is that we'll never strain our backs bowing--he walks on air, you know.

Czar Czar, I do not think that Lord O ought to store his Urinary Redistributable Blessings at all. Air Force One ought to be refitted with a special Obama Head, which will not only empty directly into the air but will atomize his benisons upon the USSA. We could track his progress across AmeriKKKa by the swathes of green which come from his atomized piss.

And everywhere a turd falls a tree grows.
 

Red Square said

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Comrade Red Squirrel with her trusty camera is documenting the developments

It is most appropriate that this billboard is above a RED Lobster!

I wasn't aware of a Comrade Red Squirrel, but this is in the Lost & Found and I'm wondering if it belongs to her?

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Colonel 7.62 said:
I am shocked. Absolutely shocked. This glorious billboard does not have fawning and bowing masses




Yes, I too was shocked, but then I realized it makes more sense if they are passing out glorious prayer rugs to the masses as they do in Paris!!!



All Hail the French!!!

http://barenakedislam.wordpress.com/2009/12/09/paris-please-get-off-the-sidewalks-cant-you-see-muslims-are-praying-here/
 

I recall in Texas when the Shah was deposed by that galoot Khomeini. There was a demonstration of Iranian students in Austin, with "Death to the Great Satan" placards. The frat boys went home and got baseball bats and broke up that demonstration in a hurry.

And no one saw anything.
 

Comrade Commissar Theocritus,

I did not know "selective vision," a defining trait of bluenecks, existed among Texans. In my own case, I admit to having a reactionary relative who had been in the Middle East at the time of the Revolution and took me shooting at a young age with the "Ayatollah Assahollah" bull's eye target.
 

I admit to having seen bumper stickers in Texas reading, "Up your hole-ah, ayatollah."
 

I don't read Farsi, but I think I've seen similar ones in Iran of late. Just not on the US TV that reaches me. Praise Lenin they see fit to filter what I might accidentally read and draw the wrong conclusions from.
 

Coming late to the party....

WEATHERUNDERGROUND
Since 1969

In The Style Of Alinsky


"Just a guy in my neighborhood"... Я так не думаю
 

I'm so glad, Tovarich, that your television is filtered, lest you get data which might assist you in thinking thoughts which are not preapproved.
 

Commissar Theocritus

I think that we have two things here. Yes, we can pee down our own legs and yes it will help the grass grow. How much greener could it be?

But also we are given a chance to further worship at the throne of His Lord and Mightiness, Lord Obama, if we bask in his Golden Shower. We can be Proles of the Prog Piss(tm)! We can luxuriate in the warmth that spreads from his loins. And the nice thing is that we'll never strain our backs bowing--he walks on air, you know.

Czar Czar, I do not think that Lord O ought to store his Urinary Redistributable Blessings at all. Air Force One ought to be refitted with a special Obama Head, which will not only empty directly into the air but will atomize his benisons upon the USSA. We could track his progress across AmeriKKKa by the swathes of green which come from his atomized piss.

And everywhere a turd falls a tree grows.

Your wordsmithing baffles, bungles and blindsides me.

Then there's this...


 

Buffoon, welcome to the Cube. And I see that you too are a devotee of His O'liness.

Even I, who am not fit to kiss his feet, would never have thought that he was a shitbag from the moment of birth.

I'd have thought it would have taken a few years to get to be a shitbag.

But I'm not arguing, mind you.
 

A submission from Comrade Leah: