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Birth photo of Obama leaked by family

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Kogelo, KENYA-- While visiting his father's village in Kenya, a member of the Obama family produced what is claimed to be the birth photo of Barack Hussein Obama. The family member does not want to be identified, but unequivocally stated that "If you look at the ears, there is no mistaking him. This is Barack Junior."

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The photo raises new questions about the president's place of birth, and whether his mother was a U.S. citizen at all. When asked by the White House Traveling Press Corps to comment on the matter, spokesman Josh Earnest assured reporters that "This photo could have been taken anywhere. There is no distinguishing characteristic in this photo that would positively identify its location." When asked whether the president believes the photo is authentic, Earnest said, "The president is as surprised by these revelations as anyone, and says he doesn't remember the event well enough to say."

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Something's wrong here Comrade P. Wasn't Stanley Ann Dunham a jackass?

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Captain Craptek wrote:Something's wrong here Comrade P. Wasn't Stanley Ann Dunham a jackass?

That's what's so disturbing Craptek. Just how much do we know about our Dear Leader? One could speculate that the Elephant Team ™ gave birth to him through their inept mismanagement and disastrous policies (i. e. selecting W.). If they would get with the program and surrender to our most equal ideals (see Socialism; Bernie Sanders), His O'liness ™ would not have been necessary.

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That's not all, there are a multitude of banned Obama photos...

Here are some pre-surgery photos of Michael Obama:
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A rare one of Michelle in her new role for the chain smoking Obama:
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Was that his father, or his mother, that defecated him? Or is it hatefully sexist to ask that?Also, while we're on the subject of defecation, we all know that liberals raise their children without oppressing them. If they catch their child playing with his her its feces, what do they do?

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Dedhedvedev wrote:Was that his father, or his mother, that defecated him? Or is it hatefully sexist to ask that?Also, while we're on the subject of defecation, we all know that liberals raise their children without oppressing them. If they catch their child playing with his her its feces, what do they do?

Why,.. they video tape the event and put it on YouTube of course. Silly question!

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Dedhedvedev wrote:Was that his father, or his mother, that defecated him? Or is it hatefully sexist to ask that?Also, while we're on the subject of defecation, we all know that liberals raise their children without oppressing them. If they catch their child playing with his her its feces, what do they do?

Why,.. they video tape the event and put it on YouTube of course. Silly question!
Oh, I see, bragging rights for how early their child reached this milestone. Do they have a bumper sticker that says something like

My child played with his/her/its feces at ____ months!

to stick on their Priuses?

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Dedhedvedev wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:
Dedhedvedev wrote:Was that his father, or his mother, that defecated him? Or is it hatefully sexist to ask that?Also, while we're on the subject of defecation, we all know that liberals raise their children without oppressing them. If they catch their child playing with his her its feces, what do they do?

Why,.. they video tape the event and put it on YouTube of course. Silly question!
Oh, I see, bragging rights for how early their child reached this milestone. Do they have a bumper sticker that says something like

My child played with his/her/its feces at ____ months!

to stick on their Priuses?

Basically, korrekt!

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Correct me if I'm wrong, Craptek, but don't liberals seem to have a fondness for creating artwork from fecal and other body waste, for example Christ in urine and the Virgin Mary encrusted with elephant dung? Is there some as yet unexplored connection between their early childhoods spent playing with their feces and their artistic creations as adults, a connection that would make a good master's thesis?

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Dedhedvedev wrote:...Is there some as yet unexplored connection between their early childhoods spent playing with their feces and their artistic creations as adults, a connection that would make a good master's thesis?

Excuse me, Comrade, Jello-brain, are you attempting to think again? Are you encouraging the pursuit of an individual higher education? I have a perfectly good denouncing all ready to go, I'm just making sure of the "why" before I turn it loose.

Thanks for your assistance in this matter...
Your Comrade

Ivan

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Dedhedvedev wrote:...Is there some as yet unexplored connection between their early childhoods spent playing with their feces and their artistic creations as adults, a connection that would make a good master's thesis?

Excuse me, Comrade, Jello-brain, are you attempting to think again? Are you encouraging the pursuit of an individual higher education? I have a perfectly good denouncing all ready to go, I'm just making sure of the "why" before I turn it loose.

Thanks for your assistance in this matter...
Your Comrade

Ivan
Comrade Ivan, are you by any chance suggesting that there is something wrong with seeking higher indoctrination training in People's Post-Gramscian Graduate Reeducation Schools? Hmmmm. Speaking of denouncings....


 
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