BREAKING...

The Colorado man who recently killed a mountain lion with his bare hands has been called in by Colorado police for questioning after it was learned that he paid the cougar to attack him.

In his defense, he stated that the cougar was wearing a MAGA hat and threw bleach at him - he also thought he was underpaid at work and he had some drug problems, so the police might let him go - if he can demonstrate that his ancestors were victims of slavery, oppression of homosexuals, or Jim Crow laws.

When I first saw the headline I thought he'd paid one of these:


With enough motivation it could turn into this:

Evil Smiley wrote:

jogger-paid-cougar.jpg

BREAKING...

The Colorado man who recently killed a mountain lion with his bare hands has been called in by Colorado police for questioning after it was learned that he paid the cougar to attack him.

MORAL OF THE STORY.......

Never pay for crime with a personal check.

Red Square wrote:When I first saw the headline I thought he'd paid one of these:

Cougars.jpg

With enough motivation it could turn into this:

Nude_Protesters_Scream.jpg

I wasn't aware that Colorado had legalized wild pussy for hire. This poor fellow may have it worse than just a bad case of cat-scratch fever!

Red Square wrote:When I first saw the headline I thought he'd paid one of these:

Cougars.jpg

With enough motivation it could turn into this:

Nude_Protesters_Scream.jpg