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To all progs who missed the ABC evening news tonight hosted by George Snuffaluffogus the investigative division has been launched against a collection agency who had one employee belittle a man who refused to pay the bill on the debt that he accumulated on his credit card.
The atrocity shall not go unpunished! It is also an indictment of any entity that should hope to have debt it is rightfully owed paid back. As the union boss on the Daily Show the other evening put it, it is all about GREED!

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Why in the hell is this "world" news? I understand the one employee was over the top and should be fired but now Bank of America "won't work with this company again" and it is a headline story on national newswires? It seems obvious that this is another attempt at abdication of responsibility via moral relativism. After all is it worse to overspend and steal from someone or does that someone not deserve their money back with interest if theyr are racist, corporate, hatemongers telling people to "go back to Africa". Never mind the fact that it is one rogue employee or the fact that this company will probably be ruined as a result of the hysterical MSM.

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Outrageous! How dare they hound that poor man over late payments?

btw INGSOC, when can we expect the Party dues you owe? You're 5 months behind and if you don't remit the full amount owed we may have to send men with guns to your dacha in the middle of the night.

Can I get your assurance that you'll send in a check tomorrow without fail?

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Comrade Whoopie, I thought the dues were extracted from my $20.00/month salary prior to being deposited into the People's Bank otherwise known as Citi? It was my understanding that in return for my labor the government would provide me FREE education, FREE healthcare and FREE party dues on top of my generous compensation package. What gives?

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I must confess that this comrade missed both ABC and Commiedy Central Committee propaganda this evening as pet pig (the people call him Hillary) had gas from beans and weenies and I had to hold him out of window till problem had passed.

Also, Hillary having acted like an irresponsible swine suffered screwed over his Amex big time little problem is being stalked by the greedy collectors. You would not believe the foul language these bloodsuckers use for little Hillary. Their spittle heavy words roll from Hillary in the way that water slips quickly from the back of the peoples duck... but I digress.

I denounce the horrors suffered by this shirking loser poor comrade and offer to him perpetual license for the non commercial use of same words Hillary uses when he accidentally bravely confronts his oppressors. "Oink™... (translates to Eat Me in pig talk)"

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Years ago I forgot to return a DVD to some movie rental place outside Ft. Stewart, GA. Two PCS's later, I get a call from a collection agency wanting $235. You should have heard what I told that rude little co*#smoker... Its still on my Equifax.... and shall remain there out of principal...
Smug, judgmental, rude bunch of shi*heads those collection turds are....

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:[off]

Years ago I forgot to return a DVD to some movie rental place outside Ft. Stewart, GA. Two PCS's later, I get a call from a collection agency wanting $235. You should have heard what I told that rude little co*#smoker... Its still on my Equifax.... and shall remain there out of principal...
Smug, judgmental, rude bunch of shi*heads those collection turds are....
I bet you won't forget to return "Body Heat" next time.

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"Low credit scores are a disincentive to debt. This is not such a bad thing if taken in the right perspective."
- by the Rationalization Specialist / Ministry of Economic Security

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INGSOC wrote:
Comrade Buffoon wrote:[off]

Years ago I forgot to return a DVD to some movie rental place outside Ft. Stewart, GA. Two PCS's later, I get a call from a collection agency wanting $235. You should have heard what I told that rude little co*#smoker... Its still on my Equifax.... and shall remain there out of principal...
Smug, judgmental, rude bunch of shi*heads those collection turds are....
I bet you won't forget to return "Body Heat" next time.

It was Joe Dirt and I took it back...

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:
INGSOC wrote:
Comrade Buffoon wrote:[off]

Years ago I forgot to return a DVD to some movie rental place outside Ft. Stewart, GA. Two PCS's later, I get a call from a collection agency wanting $235. You should have heard what I told that rude little co*#smoker... Its still on my Equifax.... and shall remain there out of principal...
Smug, judgmental, rude bunch of shi*heads those collection turds are....
I bet you won't forget to return "Body Heat" next time.

It was Joe Dirt and I took it back...
Completely understandable that you forgot it.


 
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