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Buttigieg: Flat Earth Society Outraged

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Under the guise of protecting The Collective's air quality with a new 50 mile waiting line, Secretary of Transportation, Petey Buttigieg was met with outrage by citizens of The Flat Earth Society.

The 50 Mile Conspiracy about disappearing container ships is alarming Flat Earth Societies across The Mother Land.

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Armed with proofs that the seemingly arbitrary 50 mile start waiting line is calculated to make container ships disappear from sight, thereby raising the possibility the earth was not flat, but curved and round.

The Flat Earth Society will not allow Petey Buttigieg to shamelessly abuse our belief system in a vulgar display to hide his own incompetence. That horizon line will not be crossed by Petey Buttigieg just to cover his whatever. The Flat Earth Society will not be abused, nor will it be out of the closet lied to about what's going on, and why. We have the science to back up our stated position. The Flat Earth Society is bonafide.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:The Flat Earth Society will not be abused, nor will it be out of the closet lied to about what's going on, and why. We have the science to back up our stated position. The Flat Earth Society is bonafide.
The only thing The Flat Earth Society has to fear is...sphere itself.
(They have members all around the globe!)

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I'm not sure that comrade Butthurt has that great a sphere of influence.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:I'm not sure that comrade Butthurt

'pelipsky doesn't think Butthurt much either.

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:The Flat Earth Society will not be abused, nor will it be out of the closet lied to about what's going on, and why. We have the science to back up our stated position. The Flat Earth Society is bonafide.
The only thing The Flat Earth Society has to fear is...sphere itself.
(They have members all around the globe!)

They're Bonafide.

Buttigieg's 50 mile start waiting in line for container ships rule is belief system persecution of The Flat Earth Society full of members all around the globe! Petey Buttigieg cannot abuse our belief system in order to make container ships seem to disappear in order to cover his whatever. The Flat Earth Society is Bonafide.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: sphere of influence.
The Flat Earth Society tosses our proofs in Secretary Buttigieg's sphere of influence's general direction.

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Buttigieg's deceptive regulation to hide container ships is intolerable abuse of The Flat Earth belief system. Plus, he's challenging the Flat Earth Society's belief system just to either cover/uncover his Buttigieg. Clearly an intolerable abuse of not only the Flat Earth Society's, but the entire collective's belief system. !!! Petey is acting like magician, David Copperfield, instead of Secretary of Transportation.The Flat Earth Society is NOT amused.


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Under the guise of protecting The Collective's air quality with a new 50 mile waiting line.....
Comrades, I am confused! What Pete fails to understand is that the problem is deeply rooted in our evil free market culture. The 50 mile start waiting line would threaten millions of working families and inner-city illegals, and would not allow the Flat Earth Society to live out their remainder of their lives in quiet spiritual persuit! I would, however, ugh.... suggest, take a position, make a judgement, fashion a recommendation, move forward, address the problem with a thousand miles starting line for waiting. Of course we would move the process of the initiative forward by having all ships serve the needs of the community as well as servicing the economic soft money needs of the party within the confines of the percieved global market place.


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trashmouth wrote:
Under the guise of protecting The Collective's air quality with a new 50 mile waiting line.....
Comrades, I am confused! What Pete fails to understand is that the problem is deeply rooted in our evil free market culture. The 50 mile start waiting line would threaten millions of working families and inner-city illegals, and would not allow the Flat Earth Society to live out their remainder of their lives in quiet spiritual persuit! I would, however, ugh.... suggest, take a position, make a judgement, fashion a recommendation, move forward, address the problem with a thousand miles starting line for waiting. Of course we would move the process of the initiative forward by having all ships serve the needs of the community as well as servicing the economic soft money needs of the party within the confines of the percieved global market place.

Great Thinking, Trashmouth. But why this WESTERN movement of the start waiting line? Why can't the Buttigieg container ship start waiting line be moved 50 miles EAST of the Long Beach Port? Or, even a thousand miles EAST of California's ports?? Why this fixation on Western movement?

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Unions. You see when a ship leaves their ports loaded with goods, they plan on being at the western starting line within a month, which coincides with the transportation secretary's truck fuel and driver allotment. In California trucks must be manufactored no later than 2011 to operate in their great ports, and the AB-5 law does not allow owner/driver trucks, which are nonunion. However, a great many are not investing in new rigs or equipment as the law mandaes them entirely illegal in 13 years. So, in 2035, they will be required to purchase electric trucks which do not entirely exist at this point in time, as well as all of the needed electrification charging areas and mandating basaic electricity to charge them. Then California's mandates that more than half of all containre ships must run on shore-side-electricity in spite of rolling herds of blackouts. Our government leaders have known all along that the average American is just too selfish to make the kinds of decisions and sacrifices if they were just average Americans. It takes the gentle giant of government to make the choices to end radical consumerism as well as relieve all the shipping and trucking congestion by making it too expensive for anyone other than government officials, celebrities, and our glorious media to drive vehicles, trucks, lawnmowers, or own products made outside of our open ( Covid ) borders. We just have to end the destructive cycle of personal greed and save the planet on a practical scale.......

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:The Flat Earth Society will not be abused, nor will it be out of the closet lied to about what's going on, and why. We have the science to back up our stated position. The Flat Earth Society is bonafide.
The only thing The Flat Earth Society has to fear is...sphere itself.
(They have members all around the globe!)
Huaahhh!

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Buttigieg's Hidden Cargo Supply Chain to set off Chinese fireworks this July 4, but only retailers and economists are concerned.

The bottom line for all this is that no matter how much everyone tries to warn government, it is fairly clear that America could be headed for another shipping supply chain crisis. If the “Ever Given” wasn’t enough of a warning, then the “Ever Forward” should serve as a potent reminder that the unforeseen can easily spin out of control. It is true that 40% of the USA inbound container traffic arrives through the West Coast Ports and that is enormous. Given that the Suez Canal has recently raised their rates for passage (which affects USA East Coast Ports), and given that freight insurance has elevated, and given the Federal Government still has little control over the entire process– it is fairly clear that the chance for system failure exceeds the opportunity for success.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rickhelfen ... c59f893173

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So we have to halt ship commerce in order to protect ship commerce?

I think I've seen this movie before...

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Evidently, Ivan.

Plus America is returning these hidden container ships in pristine emptiness to originating nation’s ports. That’s so the trade deficit can operate at full capacity, while the Federal Government maintains its no unconstitutional jurisdiction.

How on Marx’s Flat Earth did the Constitution work before to address these port/supply chain issues?

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News Flash -Flat Earth Society files Religious Persecution law suit against Port Envoy to White House, John D, Porcari for abasing their belief system in order to hide container ship backlog.

John D. Porcari is a nationally recognized public and private sector infrastructure leader, who has delivered some of America’s most challenging projects and driven the adoption of equitable, community-serving infrastructure policies and projects at the local, state and federal levels.

The Flat Earth Society is suing the Port Envoy for delivering a challenging problem to their faith, rather than delivering the goods inside the container ships to American stores. The wanton investment of The People’s $17 billion in repair and maintenance backlogs in schemes to abuse the sensibilities of Flat Earth members by hiding ships through abuse of the earth’s curved surface is akin to flushing The People’s Cash down a giant toilet that every comrade knows swirls to the right or the left according to the equator’s demarcation line in the sand.

The Flat Earth Society believes this lawsuit claiming religious persecution will entice others to join in a Class Warfare Action suit against Mr. Envoy Porcari, as well as Secretary of Transportation, Petey Buttigieg, for their shameless investing in problems, rather than solutions. The Hemisphere Society and the Mercator System Analysts are examining all their options to join with The Flat Earth Society’s faith-based persecution lawsuit.

Clearly, investing in problems is not any kind of solution. Delivering problems is not a solution to America’s supply chain demand. Especially if those delivered problems cost $17 billion and challenge the faith of so many Americans.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo ... ask-force/

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Shouldn't that be "Supply Chain Disruptive Task Force"?
And why is the White House calling it the "Biden-Harris Administration"?
 

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
6/11/2022, 11:41 am
Shouldn't that be "Supply Chain Disruptive Task Force"?
And why is the White House calling it the "Biden-Harris Administration"?
 

That’s what ‘pelipsky read, too, Colonel O. Supply Chain Disruption Task Force.

When the only supplied reason a Port Enoy to White House is now in service to The People’s Ports is because of his proficiency in delivering a problem, doesn’t that mean The Collective has a productivity problem of chain reactive supply problem?

It looks to ‘pelipsky, the problem’s initial investment cashola of $17 billion, is set to run under the initial Problem Budget projections. Some comrades are going to fall in a Industrial Complex Sized stirpot of illiquidity omelet of cracked eggs.

That’s a terrible way to go down, comrades. Terrible to watch a comrade drown in a vat of omelette goo. When delivery of a problem has $17 billion investment cashola, watch your shortages.

Demand Nullification Guardrails All across the Mother Land before you go down the cracked egg omelette conveyor belt, comrades.

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We need to find out from the Supply Chain Disruption Task Force..............

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Globalization globalizes the ineptitude of the global order. Its grand plans, like those of the Soviet Union, are never a match for the chaos of human nature and its ambitions. Politicians, philanthropists, and philosophers had labored to replace American dynamism with a clockwork machine. The old Baggage clockworks became servers upholding a cloud that proved to be very handy for instant communications, but ran up against the same ‘flattening’ limitations.

America was never meant to be flat. It was a land discovered by those who understood that the world was round. Flattening America has depressed its economy and its spirit. A flat world with no room for American exceptionalism is instead becoming a playground for Chinese and Russian exceptionalism. And America’s economy is becoming one big permanent shortage.

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2022/0 ... reenfield/

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Flat Earth Members conducted an experiment and learn how Transportation Secretary Petey plays hide the container ships.



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I'm wondering what the significance of 17 feet of height is. I'm sure the experiment at 6 inches of height would be just as indicative.

Regardless, 50 miles of space between the port and the container ship is a failed experiment. The Longshoreman's Union can't be happy with that.

I'm not sure what Party™ Pete Butthurt'$ ultimate goal is, here, but I'm sure it's not beneficial to the proletariat. Beets don't grow themselves......Well, actually, they do but somebody has to plant the seeds genetically modified in China. And we need those seeds in the port!


 
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