Canadian Gun Laws are so strict that they managed to ban a Coffee Company!

Do they consider that the high-caffeine levels in this coffee to be an ”Assault Latte?"

Following a mass shooting in Canada on April 18 our neighbors to the north saw the expected lurch by politicians to enforce tougher gun laws. Prime minister Justin Trudeau moved swiftly, banning outright ”military-style assault'' weapons, but he may not be finished. Trudeau is also considering gun confiscation, and even going so far as to ban handguns as well.

Amusingly, while they were at it, they also banned Black Rifle Coffee! It seems in their stupidity of weapeons they saw "Black Rifle" and considered it similar to a M-16.

As the politicians drew up the list of companies to be targeted by the new ban they simply added in any and all companies that could be connected to the weapons ban.

They basically just went with any company with a scary-sounding name. We know this because, to their surprise, the people at Black Rifle Coffee Company discovered that they were included on the banned list in Canada.



Is Justin Trudeau afraid of black coffee?

Here is a photo of a younger Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in blackface.

Antonio Salazarinski said

They basically just went with any company with a scary-sounding name.

Is Justin Trudeau afraid of black coffee?

Hasn't black been through enough of this scary-sounding narrative cycle?

More casualties of the Canadian gun-ban:

Sex Pistols,

Guns n Roses,

Dave Gunning,

Hunter Biden,

Big Shot,

Magic Bullets

--KOOK

Coors light (they made out on that one)
Golf shotgun starts
Bulleit rye (that makes up for coors light)
Remington shavers