Comrade, this is such a poignant human interest story.

You may have heard that Canadistan is developing stronger ties to communist China, but that should not overshadow Canadistan's growing support for Youth in Asia.


It sounds so wonderful even if it makes no sense, but when have we ever expected sense from the DEI-obsessed neo-socialist remnant of Imperial Great Britain?

I've heard that Canadistan has not only youthinized over 100,000 of its citizens, it's also exploring ways to youthinize retarded people without their consent How generous of the government for such thoughtfulness toward its unfortunates and opposition members.

For the record, the number of Canadistan's youthinized is now double the number of Canadians who were killed in World War 2, and Canadistan uses a MAID* to do it! 

Way to go, eh?


* MAID (Medical Assistance In  Dying)