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Capitalist satellite takes out good Russian sattelite!

2/12/2009, 1:31 am
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What kind of nonsense is this Comrades?

Two satellites collide over Siberia! Is this the Revolution?
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2/12/2009, 8:37 am
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Capitalist stooge Mark Matney said:

The collision involved an Iridium commercial satellite, which was launched in 1997, and a Russian satellite launched in 1993 and believed to be nonfunctioning. The Russian satellite was out of control, Matney said.

Lies! Vile lies! The Russian satellite was minding its own business and functioning perfectly when the capitalist satellite, drunk and sex-crazed from transmitting Cinemax signals, attempted unwanted and forcible intimate contact wih the aforementioned Russian satellite.
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2/12/2009, 11:27 am
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Betinov, that is true. The Iridium satellite was for satellite cell phone service for rich and privileged people. $1 a minute for moguls to phone about their massages. Had it been used to strategize about industrial action or your average garden-variety bomb throwing, it would have been a different matter.
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2/13/2009, 12:25 am
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I denounce Iridium!
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2/13/2009, 2:02 am
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Launch the nukes! Image
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