Caption Contest: Putin-Obama Pick-up Line


President Barack Obama meets with Russia's President Vladimir Putin at the G20 summit in Los Cabos, Mexico, June 18, 2012.







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it may also require a lengthy period of time.
Shovels may be brought but will not be issued.


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PUTIN: Is that a hammer or a sickle in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
PUTIN: Buzz of Obama - you're not the king of the world
PUTIN: No, Comrade Barackovitch. I said, would you like to see my Sputnik?
PUTIN: Is this enough space, Double Agent President Flexibility?
PUTIN: Is favorite place for quiet dinner, a little vodka, a little dog, a little state funded mayhem...what do you say?
OBAMA: I'll tell the little woman I'm going bowling, and then invoke executive privilege about my score -- get it? Score? I crack myself up.
PUTIN: Little woman???"





Putin: You shouldn't do that in public.
Obama: I'm Obama. I can shit on the Constitution anywhere I please.


Commissar O: "I told Mooch not to pack the ones that ride up..."