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Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007 3:37 p.m. EDT
Political pundit James Carville has sent out a mass e-mail on behalf of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee seeking "the bumper sticker slogan that will carry us through the 2008 elections.”
Carville – lead strategist for Bill Clinton’s successful 1992 presidential campaign – said the slogan will be used on the DSCC’s Web site, on campaign literature and on the "bumpers of jalopies from coast to coast.”
The e-mail to presumed Democratic supporters states: "We need a turn of phrase that really jumps out and tells you right off the bat what this election is all about. In 1992, it was ‘It’s the Economy, Stupid.’ In 2006, Democrats simply said, ‘Had Enough?’
"We got a few ideas … Take a look and then, do us the favor of voting for one of our top picks. But if you got something better, we’ll throw that in the mix too.”
The four bumper sticker slogans offered by the DSCC are:
- W Is Out Send the Right Wing with Him
- No Republicans Left Behind in D.C.
- What Have Republicans Done for You Lately?
- 2006 Was Just the Beginning More Dems in ‘08
Carville opines: "What I look at 2008, I’m telling you that Democrats have almost everything we need to send another wave of Republican Senators out to pasture….
"But we’ve still got to stay sharp. We’ve got to stay ready. We have to constantly remind people of the stakes involved, and the choice they have.
"And that is what this bumper sticker campaign is all about.”
Hmmm... Bumper stickers for '08, eh? Let's see...
Carville Seeks Perfect '08 Bumper Sticker
Carville – lead strategist for Bill Clinton’s successful 1992 presidential campaign – said the slogan will be used on the DSCC’s Web site, on campaign literature and on the "bumpers of jalopies from coast to coast.”
The e-mail to presumed Democratic supporters states: "We need a turn of phrase that really jumps out and tells you right off the bat what this election is all about. In 1992, it was ‘It’s the Economy, Stupid.’ In 2006, Democrats simply said, ‘Had Enough?’
"We got a few ideas … Take a look and then, do us the favor of voting for one of our top picks. But if you got something better, we’ll throw that in the mix too.”
The four bumper sticker slogans offered by the DSCC are:
- W Is Out Send the Right Wing with Him
- No Republicans Left Behind in D.C.
- What Have Republicans Done for You Lately?
- 2006 Was Just the Beginning More Dems in ‘08
Carville opines: "What I look at 2008, I’m telling you that Democrats have almost everything we need to send another wave of Republican Senators out to pasture….
"But we’ve still got to stay sharp. We’ve got to stay ready. We have to constantly remind people of the stakes involved, and the choice they have.
"And that is what this bumper sticker campaign is all about.”
Hmmm... Bumper stickers for '08, eh? Let's see...
- Purge the Capitalists from Washington at all costs!
- Democrats: Buying votes from the welfare nation for 150 years
- First the Republicans, then your rights!
- Democrats: Buying votes from the welfare nation for 150 years
- First the Republicans, then your rights!
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I give a thumbs down to all of them by the DSCC, even if I were vouching for the other side. If they hope to win with those (lol), good luck.
But as a right-wing conspiracist, I like Betty's the best.
I give a thumbs down to all of them by the DSCC, even if I were vouching for the other side. If they hope to win with those (lol), good luck.
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Democrats: Buying votes from the welfare nation for 150 yearsBut as a right-wing conspiracist, I like Betty's the best.
First, as a Louisianian, let the Pup apologize for Carville... His mother was clearly a drunken slut and so his brain was muddled from birth.
In the same historic vein of that famous Louisiana socialist, Huey P Long....
Demoncrats 08, Two Chickens in Every Pot
Demoncrats - The Road Most Taken
You Choose Us, We Take You - Demoncrats in 08
Regulation, Investigation, Resignation! We Are Demoncrats!
In the same historic vein of that famous Louisiana socialist, Huey P Long....
Demoncrats 08, Two Chickens in Every Pot
Demoncrats - The Road Most Taken
You Choose Us, We Take You - Demoncrats in 08
Regulation, Investigation, Resignation! We Are Demoncrats!
This reminds me of that new poll, the one that reveals that progressives read more books than the evil KKKonservatives. The chairperson of the biggest publishing association correctly asserted that the Reich wingers only know bumper sticker slogans. With that in mind:
Vote Democrat For An End to Hurricanes, Falling Bridges, Recalls, and Potholes.
Vote Democrat: Because Bush And the GOP Are The Reason You Needed a Root Canal!
With An 18% Approval Rating In Congress, We Can't Be Wrong!
We Are The Party of the Working Class (Nevermind All Those Corporations That Are Now Donating To Us).
Vote Democrat: Two Chickens In Every Pot, Two Pounds of Pot On Every Hippie.
Vote Democrat For An End to Hurricanes, Falling Bridges, Recalls, and Potholes.
Vote Democrat: Because Bush And the GOP Are The Reason You Needed a Root Canal!
With An 18% Approval Rating In Congress, We Can't Be Wrong!
We Are The Party of the Working Class (Nevermind All Those Corporations That Are Now Donating To Us).
Vote Democrat: Two Chickens In Every Pot, Two Pounds of Pot On Every Hippie.
More Dems in oh-eight, we all want a Nanny State!
In fact, why don't we look at our Father Site, Communists For Kerry? Three years later, the slogans are just as good as new!
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Party-Approved Slogans For Spontaneous Street Protests
- End the two Americas! Create one homogeneous welfare state!
- Stronger on taxes at home! Respected by socialists of the world!
- Stop the economic boom created by G.W.Bush!
- Hard work and personal responsibility is what’s wrong with this country!
- Get unemployment back above 5.6%!
- Put America back into the crapper so the world will like us again!
- The welfare state = the shinning city on the hill!
- Americans should be ruled by educated elites because they are too stupid to think for themselves!
- End tax cuts! Stop the menace known as “success!”
- Eradicate SMALL business! We need BIG government!
- Give each homeless person a rich republican widow!
- Green cards to Guantanamo Bay prisoners!
- Foreign interests are more important than American interests!
- Help Democrats help themselves!
- Long live Communism in America!
- Lenin needs another chance!
- The communist hordes demand respect!
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And there's more, I just need to find them...
In fact, why don't we look at our Father Site, Communists For Kerry? Three years later, the slogans are just as good as new!
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Party-Approved Slogans For Spontaneous Street Protests
- End the two Americas! Create one homogeneous welfare state!
- Stronger on taxes at home! Respected by socialists of the world!
- Stop the economic boom created by G.W.Bush!
- Hard work and personal responsibility is what’s wrong with this country!
- Get unemployment back above 5.6%!
- Put America back into the crapper so the world will like us again!
- The welfare state = the shinning city on the hill!
- Americans should be ruled by educated elites because they are too stupid to think for themselves!
- End tax cuts! Stop the menace known as “success!”
- Eradicate SMALL business! We need BIG government!
- Give each homeless person a rich republican widow!
- Green cards to Guantanamo Bay prisoners!
- Foreign interests are more important than American interests!
- Help Democrats help themselves!
- Long live Communism in America!
- Lenin needs another chance!
- The communist hordes demand respect!
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And there's more, I just need to find them...
Vote Democrat - Fighting the War on Poverty for Over 50 Years!
Demoncrat 08 - We Were For the War Before We Were Against It!
Demoncrat 08 - We Were For the War Before We Were Against It!
Democrats '08: Ensuring Everyone a Suckle on the Nanny State Tit!
Democrats: Because doing nothing IS doing something! Honestly! It really is!
Think about The Children you haven't aborted and VOTE DEMOCRAT!
It's the BOOMING economy, stupid! WE HATE IT! VOTE Democrat, dammit!
Democrats: We won't scare you with fearmongering War on Terror bumper stickers... ALTHOUGH GLOBAL WARMING, REPUBLICAN TAX CUTS, HURRICANES AND FALLING BRIDGES WILL KILL YOU UNLESS YOU VOTE DEMOCRAT!
Democrats: Because doing nothing IS doing something! Honestly! It really is!
Think about The Children you haven't aborted and VOTE DEMOCRAT!
It's the BOOMING economy, stupid! WE HATE IT! VOTE Democrat, dammit!
Democrats: We won't scare you with fearmongering War on Terror bumper stickers... ALTHOUGH GLOBAL WARMING, REPUBLICAN TAX CUTS, HURRICANES AND FALLING BRIDGES WILL KILL YOU UNLESS YOU VOTE DEMOCRAT!
- Vote democrat (We will make sure we win even if you don't)
- Vote Democrat because it will be the last decision you will ever make!
- Vote Democrat Or Else!
- Vote Democrat because it will be the last decision you will ever make!
- Vote Democrat Or Else!
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Think about The Children you haven't aborted and VOTE DEMOCRAT!Chairman! That really got this Pup thinking! Why haven't we thought of this sooner? After all, why should being aborted prevent the unborn from being eligible to vote? There are tens of millions of votes out there, and that is only being counted once!
An idea for a political TV ad:
- The Republicans want to destroy your healthcare.
- They are the sickos.
- They want you to die.
- But the Democrats want you to live as long as the free healthcare system will allow.
- Cuba style!
[picture of a healthy and beaming Michael Moore, with a crudely Photoshopped body of a muscular athlete - perhaps, Mike Tyson's body with the Che and Mao tattoos]
DISCLAIMER (rapidly):
If you're sick, just come to the hospital with your pillows, clean sheets, towels, toothpaste, soap, food, and medicines. Please check ration card, make sure you are allowed to get sick before coming to the hospital. The DNC is not responsible for the sickos who can’t wait in line for two years.
- The Republicans want to destroy your healthcare.
- They are the sickos.
- They want you to die.
- But the Democrats want you to live as long as the free healthcare system will allow.
- Cuba style!
[picture of a healthy and beaming Michael Moore, with a crudely Photoshopped body of a muscular athlete - perhaps, Mike Tyson's body with the Che and Mao tattoos]
DISCLAIMER (rapidly):
If you're sick, just come to the hospital with your pillows, clean sheets, towels, toothpaste, soap, food, and medicines. Please check ration card, make sure you are allowed to get sick before coming to the hospital. The DNC is not responsible for the sickos who can’t wait in line for two years.
Democrats in '08....What's In Your Wallet? (Because it's ours and we want it)
Once A Democrat Voter... Always A Democrat Voter (Even After Death!)
Your Great, Great, Great Grandfather Is Still Voting Democrat... Are You?
Convicted Felons Will Soon Be Democrat Voters... Join the Party!
WWMD... What Would Marx Do?
Your Great, Great, Great Grandfather Is Still Voting Democrat... Are You?
Convicted Felons Will Soon Be Democrat Voters... Join the Party!
WWMD... What Would Marx Do?
Democrats '08 - George W. Bush hates black people!
Democrats '08 - If your life sucks blame G.W. Bush!
Democrats '08 - Prosperity through Taxation!!
Democrats '08 - Money is confusing, allow us to manage it for you!
Democrats '08 - Help us buy the minority vote with your money!
Democrats '08 - If your life sucks blame G.W. Bush!
Democrats '08 - Prosperity through Taxation!!
Democrats '08 - Money is confusing, allow us to manage it for you!
Democrats '08 - Help us buy the minority vote with your money!
BE INCLUSIVE!
EMBRACE BROKEBACK PUTIN ( shirtless putin photo here)
Vote Democrat!
EMBRACE BROKEBACK PUTIN ( shirtless putin photo here)
Vote Democrat!
Laika the Space Dog
Democrats in '08....What's In Your Wallet?Nothing HA!!!!
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." ..... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Democrats : our grenades are better than yours
or
Democrats: Our god has better weapons than yours
God!?! BWAHAHAHAHA! Comrade Lone Red Star <wiping tear from eye> we don't believe in this "god" you speak of! We have all accepted the scientific truth that we all evolved from apes! I mean, come on man! Get with the times already and indulge in whatever depraved animalistic behavior you can cook up! We are, after all, just really sophisticated monkeys... kind of like David Gregory only more evolved.
Oh great and wise Comrade I shall report for re-education immediately. This is what I meant to say.... Please dont turn me over to Smersh....
And Lou the Looter raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Great Many Titted Empress, bless this thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine capitalistic neurotic enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." ..... And the Many Titted Empress spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of the Revolution towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
And Lou the Looter raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Great Many Titted Empress, bless this thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine capitalistic neurotic enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." ..... And the Many Titted Empress spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of the Revolution towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Laika the Space Dog
Democrats in '08....What's In Your Wallet?OK, that should be the winner! No doubt! LOL
Don't Blame Me, I voted Democrat, as did my deceased fetus and father.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
We have all accepted the scientific truth that we all evolved from apes!Egads! Even the MTE? I had never considered that possibility....
Here is a little slogan courtesy of our comrades at DKos!
Linky Dinky Do-Da!
You better believe it, mister! The Repugs are going to do away with abortion...ahh, I mean "contraceptives" or "emergency contraceptives" if they steal anymore elections from us! VOTE DEMOCRAT OR ELSE THEY WILL COME FOR YOUR CHOICE! YOUR CHOICE, WOMYN! YOUR CHOICE!!
Linky Dinky Do-Da!
You better believe it, mister! The Repugs are going to do away with abortion...ahh, I mean "contraceptives" or "emergency contraceptives" if they steal anymore elections from us! VOTE DEMOCRAT OR ELSE THEY WILL COME FOR YOUR CHOICE! YOUR CHOICE, WOMYN! YOUR CHOICE!!
Demoncrat 08 - My Country - Right is Wrong
But...but this cannot be! Pat Schroeder told us we can't do slogans! We must have paragraphs! We must have the whole picture! We must peel the whole onion! How can I fit everything I feel and think--oops--ahem--I mean, am told to think--on one little bumper sticker?
Who do I listen to--Pat or Carville? I would bet my money--oops--ahem--I mean, my monthly ration of flour and toilet paper (all 30 squares as decreed by Sheryl Crow) on Pat. I'd be suspicious of Carville--that wife of his, you know.
Oh, I'm so confused. I don't know what to do except blame George W. Bush.
Who do I listen to--Pat or Carville? I would bet my money--oops--ahem--I mean, my monthly ration of flour and toilet paper (all 30 squares as decreed by Sheryl Crow) on Pat. I'd be suspicious of Carville--that wife of his, you know.
Oh, I'm so confused. I don't know what to do except blame George W. Bush.
Pinkie
But...but this cannot be! Pat Schroeder told us we can't do slogans! We must have paragraphs! We must have the whole picture! We must peel the whole onion! How can I fit everything I feel and think--oops--ahem--I mean, am told to think--on one little bumper sticker?One need not be limited to but one sticker. For instance, just yesterday I saw a van with 5 separate stickers on the back of his van that said "Louisiana, the best politicians money can buy." He had many more on the sides as well, but I was unable to see them.
Alas, the Pup can never have one of those "ribbon" stickers that are as abundant as beets on a prolatarian's plate. I went to the movies today and got behind someone with one of those ribbons proclaiming "I Survived Katrina." Sort of hoped that wouldn't have been true... I too "survived Katrina" though I was not as up close and personal as someone in NO. Actually, the Pup actually discovered that the IRS had been trying to contact me to refund over $4,000 from 1989 when the Pup was worried about losing his mailbox in the storm, and went to get his mail (I check my mailbox at least once every 2 months whether I need to or not.) That was part of my Katrina story... that and the amazing way God...whooops, the Spirit of Stalin saved my car from being wiped out by a tin roof that got caught by the power lines.
Democrats - Death Does Not Separate in 08
Invest in Defeat in 08
Invest in Defeat in 08
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Democrats in '08....What's In Your Wallet? (Because it's ours and we want it)I wonder if the RNC could do a commercial like those CapitalOne ads?
Instead of barbarian hordes there would be Progressive hordes....Guild lawyers, ACLU, Code Pink Finks, Democratic members of Congress and their aids...all marching down Washington streets from many different angles with their briefcases and protest signs until they converge on Pennsylvania Avenue in one huge marching mass....spouting "We need more social programs, we must raise taxes..etc.." ....until they come upon a polling place where a lone voter is about to overwhelmed by these progressives when he pulls the Straight Republican lever and they all become crestfallen, sigh and moan. Then the screen reads:
Democrats in '08 ??? What's In Your Wallet? <end of commercial>
Laika the Space Dog
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Democrats in '08....What's In Your Wallet? (Because it's ours and we want it)I wonder if the RNC could do a commercial like those CapitalOne ads?
Instead of barbarian hordes there would be Progressive hordes....Guild lawyers, ACLU, Code Pink Finks, Democratic members of Congress and their aids...all marching down Washington streets from many different angles with their briefcases and protest signs until they converge on Pennsylvania Avenue in one huge marching mass....spouting "We need more social programs, we must raise taxes..etc.." ....until they come upon a polling place where a lone voter is about to overwhelmed by these progressives when he pulls the Straight Republican lever and they all become crestfallen, sigh and moan. Then the screen reads:
Democrats in '08 ??? What's In Your Wallet? <end of commercial>
Eggselent idea!!! BTW... did you see where I was awarded the Friend of the People Award with your picture adorning it? Oh, it goes so well with my coat! Perhaps we should go out to celebrate someday.... when you de-orbit of course!
In conjuntion with Michael Moore productions, and DailyKOS (but not the DLC:)
The long awaited sequel to
BROKEBACK PUTIN in
THE EMPIRES STRIKE BACK
A soulful diminutive former KGB chief
-Renews his FORBIDDEN LOVE
with a
-Maoist turned slave labor industrialist
HU!!!!!
-Watch them come together
-As they destroy the free world's economies and
-Debauch the Third World[/img]
The long awaited sequel to
BROKEBACK PUTIN in
THE EMPIRES STRIKE BACK
A soulful diminutive former KGB chief
-Renews his FORBIDDEN LOVE
with a
-Maoist turned slave labor industrialist
HU!!!!!
-Watch them come together
-As they destroy the free world's economies and
-Debauch the Third World[/img]
Guys,
Feeling inadequate? Don't think you measure up? Afraid those conservative males will take your women like they did in High School and College?
OUTLAW THOSE HUGE CONSERVATIVE DICKS-
Only Non-threatening EQUAL sized Penises will be allowed if you return the democrats (intention small d in democrats) to control. (see "Pencil Dick" Durbin for mandated size
Idea inspired by Naomi Wolf.
Feeling inadequate? Don't think you measure up? Afraid those conservative males will take your women like they did in High School and College?
OUTLAW THOSE HUGE CONSERVATIVE DICKS-
Only Non-threatening EQUAL sized Penises will be allowed if you return the democrats (intention small d in democrats) to control. (see "Pencil Dick" Durbin for mandated size
Idea inspired by Naomi Wolf.
Egads! That could even make the MTE faint.... at least when she was still attending Hogwart grade school.
-ELECT LADY SAURON
-And Your Cloke of Invisibility Will Be Useless
-Against her "ROVING EYE"
-NEVER BE INVISIBLE TO THE GOVERNMENT AGAIN IF YOU VOTE FOR HILLARY
-And Your Cloke of Invisibility Will Be Useless
-Against her "ROVING EYE"
-NEVER BE INVISIBLE TO THE GOVERNMENT AGAIN IF YOU VOTE FOR HILLARY
Commissar Pupovich
One need not be limited to but one sticker. For instance, just yesterday I saw a van with 5 separate stickers on the back of his van that said "Louisiana, the best politicians money can buy." He had many more on the sides as well, but I was unable to see them.
Oh, so THAT'S why liberals tend to have so many bumperstickers plastered all over their cars! And I thought it was to cover up the rust spots and keep their cars from falling apart.
Yet somehow I suspect the man I saw was not a liberal. Why, his bumper stickers actually seemed to suggest that our politicians are not there For the PeopleTM but instead, our progressive representatives influence can be influenced by someone waving a wad of rubles under their nose. This man will be a prime candidate for our re-education beet farm.
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