Our French comrades over at ExtremeCentre.org (who often link to us) posted a collection of quotes about Castro made by progressive Hollywood intellectuals. The quotes brought tears to my red eye and I felt it was my societal duty to share them with the collecitve:

El zombie es retirado

Posté le Jeudi 21 février 2008 par Sittingbull


“Very selfless and moral. One of the world's wisest men.” –Oliver Stone.

“Cuba's Elvis.” –Dan Rather.

“Castro is at the same time the island, the men, the cattle, and the earth. He is the whole island.” –Jean Paul-Sartre.

“A dream come true!” –Naomi Campbell.

“If you believe in freedom, if you believe in justice, if you believe in democracy, you have no choice but to support Fidel Castro!”–Harry Belafonte.

“A genius.” –Jack Nicholson.

“Fidel, I love you. We both have beards. We both have power and want to use it for good purposes.” –Francis Ford Coppola.

“The first and greatest hero to appear in the world since the Second World War.” –Norman Mailer.

“Socialism works. I think Cuba might prove that.” –Chevy Chase.

“Castro is an extraordinary man. He is warm and understanding and seems extremely humane.” –Gina Lollobrigida.

Oh, dear Comrade Leader . . . If only you'd posted this before I mopped the floor!

Looks like you're going to have to mop it again....

I'm putting a copy of these quotes in my bathroom near the throne. That way I won't have to buy any more laxative.

Nut Hot Pockets taste so good!

Yes Premier,

If Commissar Pupovich should visit my hardened bunker for an inspection, I'll have plenty of treats for him in the bathroom, near the soap. The way the primary is going, I'll be able to offer some of Hillary's fellow senators "meatballs".

Will you be bringing any meatballs back from Sweden when you return??

DAMNIT! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!

I didn't mean to say that. Stupid Spell Check! Curse you Microsoft, CURSE YOU!!!!!!

I didn't mean to say "Nut". I meant to say "But". Stupid stupid spelling stuff. I am now disgusted with myself.

And yes, there will be meatballs very soon. I am just having them shipped through another country before they come here. Just to trick any followers.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail43.html

Don't forget to click on Sweden on the end of the graded paper that shows up.

Hollywood Conversation Cards: A credit to your success.

Did you hear about Castro retiring? Too bad, he was one of us.

I just got Che spray painted on my car. Wanna see?

So did you see how much profit the climate criminals at Mobile made today?

<img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/StPat ... dy_138.gif">

Happy St. Patrick's day! NOW sing like a Kennedy!
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/ddW_6uPwaa0&r ... ram><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Sing you say?

How about "You've Got a Friend"?

Komrade Zarkof wrote: If Commissar Pupovich should visit my hardened bunker for an inspection, I'll have plenty of treats for him in the bathroom, near the soap. The way the primary is going, I'll be able to offer some of Hillary's fellow senators "meatballs".

I am not sure what you are referring to Comrade. I did hear some slanderous rumors about something being taken from Nancy, but I wouldn't know anything about that, nor is there any evidence of said slanders, thought if they can be sold on EBay, or to the Hot Pockets corporation.....

Balance a meatball on his nose and see how long he will go without eating it!

I think we are getting off topic comrades! Now lets get back to whatever it was. Oh yes, ca$h...no, that wasn't it....Castro! Yes, Comrade Castro! Hero of Elian Gonzalez!

Is he dead yet?

Who can say Comrade? But he is still voting!

That never answers the question.