The new book "Catholic Mafia: Inside the Secret Society that is Conspiring to Destroy Everything" by Ali-Abdul Mohammed is currently rising to the number 4 spot as a New York Times bestseller. The coincidence of this investigative effort's release with a similar book about the non-profit Council on American-Islamic Relations and their long-term goals was not lost on the author, who noted "Allah Akbar. Death to the infidels."

The book, which consists of detailed notes and recordings taken from 2 years of undercover work in which the author posed as an altar boy to get "inside the rectory", shows clearly the Catholic Church's intention to spread propaganda about their primary prophet Jesus Christ and to coerce people to live by 10 absolute rules, which are commonly called "the Commandments" by the faithful.



Mr. Mohammed's work uncovered various methods for subversion including:

• A history of divisive policies and actions in opposition of established governments, such as in the Former Soviet Union and Germany
  
• A vast conspiracy of Catholics world-wide, headquartered at an undisclosed location in Italy and lead by a despotic ruler chosen by church power brokers in arcane backroom negotiations
  
• Use of an archaic, dead language for primary communications between cells, which are scattered throughout the world despite being banned in some countries
  
• A network of spies and insurgents, referred to as "missionaries", which seeks to undermine local institutions and customs and instead implement their commandments as a guiding principle

Dr. El Sadar Mohammed (no relation to the author), the Chair of Islamic Studies at the University of California-Berkley, noted "This book finally proves beyond a doubt what this secretive sect intends for this country and the world." He further indicated that the only way to defeat such a movement is through education, such as is currently happening in California and elsewhere, as well as through other forms of mass media.

An excellent example of our doctrine of Moral Equivalence in action! You might also mention the thousands of Catholic schools across the nation which have been set up to brainwash the nation's children and indoctrinate them as agents of this foul conspiracy.

OH NO, NOT THE CHILDREN (sob!)

You might also mention the thousands of Catholic schools across the nation which have been set up to brainwash the nation's children and indoctrinate them as agents of this foul conspiracy.

Ah! I see you've already read the book. Very good, Comrade.