I can wait no longer for a suitable thread to post my Mission Accomplished tribute to the successful Iranian Nuclear Negotiations. If I put this off any longer and the upcoming electromagnetic pulse precludes my Stately Duties, well, I would never forgive myself.

We remember that George Bush was documented "early" with his Mission Accomplished proclamation on the Iraq war. Determined to be equal and beyond, the Obama administration has now totally fabricated a Mission Accomplished on eliminating the Iranian nuclear threat. A job well done.

Flashback to 1994?

And just think (if you'll pardon the expression) ... after the pulse there will be no more dirty carbon emissions from factories and SUVs and other dangers to society. (Wood-burning, of course, will remain banned.) Oh, glorious Next Tuesday approaches apace!

Hark! Peace in our time!!! Such glorious news that the repressed people of Iran will finally be able to have their fission-weapon-powered peaceful civilian powerplants without meddling interference by the CIA, SPEKTOR, James Bond, and Rambo.

Geez, everyone's acting like this lousy deal is Obama's and Kerry's fault. As a faithful party member, I want this read first on the People's Cube: When Iran delivers that first nuke, it will be the Republicans' fault.