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Charlie Hebdo Publishes Non-Controversial Arabic Edition

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Dear Comrades,

Check out the new Arabic version of Charlie Hebdo… 22 blank pages sure to inspire the Arabic world without causing offense!

Forward to Social Progress, Comrades!

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NKC: Most excellent! When can we expect the Bible and the Constitution to come out permanently in this format??

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I'm not so sure about this? When the black layer is partially faded I see a Rorschach ink blot looking suspiciously like a religious figure having his way with a water buffalo... can you see it?

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Captain Craptek wrote:I'm not so sure about this? When the black layer is partially faded I see a Rorschach ink blot looking suspiciously like a religious figure having his way with a water buffalo... can you see it?

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That's a water buffalo? I thought it was a camel.

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How odd, it looks like a squirrel that could not outrun the people's tractor on Highway 6.

Or maybe its cream added to coffee and just now floating to the top.


Nah....that's pavement pizza. Yep. A good squirrel.

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Captain Craptek wrote:I'm not so sure about this? When the black layer is partially faded I see a Rorschach ink blot looking suspiciously like a religious figure having his way with a water buffalo... can you see it?

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I agree. Death To Everyone!!!!!! (Peace be upon them.)

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I denounce the publisher as an exclusionary and racist, for marginalizing all non-Arabic readers of this book! All blank pages must be translated (with government verification of accuracy of translation) into all known languages and dialects therof.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I denounce the publisher as an exclusionary and racist, for marginalizing all non-Arabic readers of this book! All blank pages must be translated (with government verification of accuracy of translation) into all known languages and dialects therof.

Comrade Ivan, I believe you are misinterpreting what is occurring here.

This is the Common Core Comparative Religion Curriculum showing that all religions are the same and, therefore, only The Party™ can be trusted to determine what is Right™, Wrong™ and Moral™.

As such, it is up to The Party™ to approve or disapprove of religious reading material. This edition of Islamic religiously sensitive satire is exactly the kind of religious education that it is imperative that The Children™ receive and The Party™ promote.

Not only that, it displays the superiority of the Progressive™ sense of Humour™ and the subtleties and nuance inherent is Progressive™ satire. It's a universal language that all can understand and enjoy.

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Comrade Marsupial, you, sir, misunderstand the importance of a government contract certifying accurate translation of blank pages.

If I'm to take the little lady to a dacha on the beach for spring break, we need funding, and the gummint is the best source for free money.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrade Marsupial, you, sir, misunderstand the importance of a government contract certifying accurate translation of blank pages.

If I'm to take the little lady to a dacha on the beach for spring break, we need funding, and the gummint is the best source for free money.

I see your point, comrade. This could be a very lucrative contract. Particularly since the publishing expenses would be minimal - a benefit that could be well hidden in a lengthy legal document that no government employee is going to take the time to read, anyway.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:How odd, it looks like a squirrel that could not outrun the people's tractor on Highway 6.

Or maybe its cream added to coffee and just now floating to the top.

Nah....that's pavement pizza. Yep. A good squirrel.

Comrade Ivan,

I dedicate this painting to you, Ivan. I'm sure your ancient relative, Ivan The Terrible, would be proud. I suggest you take my gift as your new avatar. Enjoy the moment, former comrade.

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