Chelsea Handler says Trump could murder baby



Comrades, as we know, it doesn't take much to become a "celebrity" these days. Hollywood obviously has an active Affirmative Action policy for unfunny untalented progs to break through and earn a living while simultaneously educating the rest of us on political affairs and right minded thinking. From Lena Dunham to Kathy Griffin to Chelsea Handler we can all gain direction into the minds of our progressive leaders.
Today we were educated with a most intellectual and scathing tweet directed at the man every prog loves loves to hate, Donald J. Trump.
What miss Handler failed to mention in her enlightened tweet is that such an action by Trump would automatically qualify him to run a local chapter of Planned Parenthood. Or gain him his own unfunny late night talk show that nobody would ever watch.
However, we should accept Chelsea's expertise in this matter. Having proudly bragged in her autobiography of having two abortions by the age of 16, it is clear that Handler is an expert in the field.
In her wisdom Ms. Handler stated in her book...
“I happened to fuck up twice at the age of 16... I’m 41 now. I don’t ever look back and think, ‘God, I wish I’d had that baby.'”
Whereas Lena Dunham wishes she had an abortion, Chelsea Handler makes it clear just how fun and empowering having one is. Yet it is Mr. Trump and his fascist supporters that would turn a blind eye to such an extent.
Let us not take note of which political party supports unfettered abortions at any time and whose supporters defend the murders. No. We must turn the father of five into a baby killer. The irony of course must always be lost when practicing proggishness.





The same one that used to make Molech happy.


For the love
Please, for the children ™ , warn us next time.
Retching in the Current Truth ™,
Red Salmon


My Photoshop instincts are urging me to replace that Granny Smith apple she's holding between her legs with something more,.. shall we say,.. stimulating - but my Cubic sense of propriety forbids it. Frustrating.




I think Captain Craptek was goading me on when he
My Photoshop instincts are urging me to replace that Granny Smith apple she's holding between her legs with something more,.. shall we say,.. stimulating - but my Cubic sense of propriety forbids it. Frustrating..
I apparently do not have the "Cubic sense of propriety" gene...
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GET READY!
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Comrade Putout had it right when she
I think Captain Craptek was goading me on when he
My Photoshop instincts are urging me to replace that Granny Smith apple she's holding between her legs with something more,.. shall we say,.. stimulating - but my Cubic sense of propriety forbids it. Frustrating..
I apparently do not have the "Cubic sense of propriety" gene...
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GET READY!
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Comrade Putout,
I'm sure she wouldn't settle for THAT TOY when the original CRONUS™ is on sale!





During the first half of the hourly show she'll be selling cans with aborted fetuses from her own womb. The other half will show "how the sausage is made."
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