Chelsea Handler says Trump could murder baby

Comrades, as we know, it doesn't take much to become a "celebrity" these days. Hollywood obviously has an active Affirmative Action policy for unfunny untalented progs to break through and earn a living while simultaneously educating the rest of us on political affairs and right minded thinking. From Lena Dunham to Kathy Griffin to Chelsea Handler we can all gain direction into the minds of our progressive leaders.

Today we were educated with a most intellectual and scathing tweet directed at the man every prog loves loves to hate, Donald J. Trump.




What miss Handler failed to mention in her enlightened tweet is that such an action by Trump would automatically qualify him to run a local chapter of Planned Parenthood. Or gain him his own unfunny late night talk show that nobody would ever watch.

However, we should accept Chelsea's expertise in this matter. Having proudly bragged in her autobiography of having two abortions by the age of 16, it is clear that Handler is an expert in the field.

In her wisdom Ms. Handler stated in her book...

“I happened to fuck up twice at the age of 16... I’m 41 now. I don’t ever look back and think, ‘God, I wish I’d had that baby.'”

Whereas Lena Dunham wishes she had an abortion, Chelsea Handler makes it clear just how fun and empowering having one is. Yet it is Mr. Trump and his fascist supporters that would turn a blind eye to such an extent.

Let us not take note of which political party supports unfettered abortions at any time and whose supporters defend the murders. No. We must turn the father of five into a baby killer. The irony of course must always be lost when practicing proggishness.


 

OY! That is one fugly man woman. Well you see Komrade The People's Bureau of Determining When A Human Life Begins and Can Be Called Human has determined that only at the stroke of midnight after the first trimester (or whenever The People's Bureau decides) of pregnancy does that happen. Before then, it's a kangaroo and can be murdered aborted.
 

As much as we hate to admit it (and certainly we'd never say this in public), Socialism and its American cousin, Progressivism, are man-made religions. Abortion is one of our great sacraments.

The same one that used to make Molech happy.
 

Most Equal El Presidente,

For the love all that is holy the Party ™ , please give us some kind of warning next time. I foolishly clicked on your topic and was greeted with THAT! The timing couldn't have been worse. My school collective is swimming towards the Motel 6 stream for our once in a lifetime spawning. I'm afraid that I will have to join another collective and come back in 4 more years. That picture took my mind completely off spawning.

Please, for the children ™ , warn us next time.

Retching in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

 

My Photoshop instincts are urging me to replace that Granny Smith apple she's holding between her legs with something more,.. shall we say,.. stimulating - but my Cubic sense of propriety forbids it. Frustrating.
 

All goodthinking comrades already know that Trump has killed countless millions of babies; someone just needs to manufacture find the evidence to prove it.
 

I think Captain Craptek was goading me on when he

My Photoshop instincts are urging me to replace that Granny Smith apple she's holding between her legs with something more,.. shall we say,.. stimulating - but my Cubic sense of propriety forbids it. Frustrating.
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I apparently do not have the "Cubic sense of propriety" gene...
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Comrade Putout had it right when she

I think Captain Craptek was goading me on when he

My Photoshop instincts are urging me to replace that Granny Smith apple she's holding between her legs with something more,.. shall we say,.. stimulating - but my Cubic sense of propriety forbids it. Frustrating.
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I apparently do not have the "Cubic sense of propriety" gene...
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GET READY!
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      Hide it back  (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)

Comrade Putout,

I'm sure she wouldn't settle for THAT TOY when the original CRONUS™ is on sale!


 

 

Netflix downgrades Chelsea Handler's show from three nights a week to once a week.

During the first half of the hourly show she'll be selling cans with aborted fetuses from her own womb. The other half will show "how the sausage is made."

Chelsea Handler's Netflix Talk Show Moves to Weekly Format for Season Two


 

Discredited Capitalist Saying: The apple does not fall far from the tree.
 

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