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Here is my revision!

My pure white father wed a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
My Indian fathers said I'm white by law
The white man always called me "Indian Squaw!"


Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Help Me! Just like a unicorn!
Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Braying like a donkey since the day I was born!


We never settled, went from town to town
When people hate you you just double down!
While all the children liked to laugh at me,
A simple feather gave to me the "Crown."


Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Help Me! Just like a unicorn!
Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Braying like a donkey since the day I was born!


They really hated us for scalps we took
Only 19, left them crook for crook
My life since then has been man to man
But I can't run away from what I am!


Love, Pamalinsky

UPDATE BY RED SQUARE

To enforce fairness, I must post an excellent revision of the song by Callmelennie.

My great great great grandfather married a Cherokee
The Harvard people sought diversity
I faked it to teach at Harvard Law
Now the Teabaggers call me Indian Faux

Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! It's what I'm starting to hear
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! This is hurting my career
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! She's a fake they warned
The voters and the bloggers are heaping me with scorn

We settled nicely into Cambridge town
When you play a race card, you can hang around
Now right wing bloggers are poking fun at me
Give her life tenure, she's thirtieth Cherokee

Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! It's what I'm starting to hear
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! This is hurting my career
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! She's a fake they warned
Bloggers have been mocking since this story was born

I've got my posting and I feel no shame
That's just how libs roll, tell me who's to blame
This Senate run exposed my ethnic scam
And now people see me for what I am

Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! That's what I'm beginning to hear
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! This is hard on my career
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! She's a fake they warned
Polls have been against me since this story was born

Pamalinsky, You've got my vote for a brilliant thread focusing on the importance of identity politics for all progressives generally but especially for our Progressive Professoriate who dare to enter the political arena to make their wisdom available to the toiling masses. There is one problem with the Cher indorsement, however, which may spell bad news for Professor Warren (even though it was good news for ME): The last time Cher transmogrified herself into a political figure, it didn't go so well for her choice:


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Thus, I fear, not even Cher can save the 1/32 Warren.


--Fearless Leader

Interesting response, Fearless Leader! I'm just wondering who is setting up these polls! I seem to be doing O.K. though. I just hate competition! Too competitive for me! The minority seems to be serving me well! That's what counts! Minorities! They got my vote! Um er, I got their vote! Yeah! That's the ticket!

Thank you so much, Fearless Leader, for recognizing my intent in posting this. Believe me, I truly do appreciate it! I often wonder if I actually accomplish this!

Jeesh, Fearless Leader, it's 50/50 between Pinkie and me! Gosh! You might think we are competitors in Tiaras and Toddlers! Not me! I just want to play with my beloved Cubists! I love them!

Posts a new topic and replies to herself three times..........

Hey Tovarichi..... If you're out there, I do believe that Comradesseessss P. found our hidden stash of the good beet hooch !
And to think all this time I thought my room had been ransacked by rats........

Krasnodar wrote:Posts a new topic and replies to herself three times..........

Hey Tovarichi..... If you're out there, I do believe that Comradesseessss P. found our hidden stash of the good beet hooch !
And to think all this time I thought my room had been ransacked by rats........

Now that is truly insulting! Really Kras, I did not expect this from you.

The good stuff does pack a wallop, I gotta say!

Elizabeth Warren-Tonto and the Lone Ranger:



--KOOK

Very clever Putout and Kook! Very clever! Seems Tonto/Warren exhausted her Party-Approved allotment of hand cream many many moons ago! My goodness! Poor thing.

This just in, Comrades! At 11:13 a.m. Eastern, Rush Limbaugh played my video on his program! While you could only hear the audio, I smell lawsuit!

Pamalinski,

I'm surprised to learn you have my tractor wheels !
Comrade Putout's photographic proof is undeniable.

So could you please return them so I can finish plowing the fields....

Dear Leader said we don't eat if we fail to reach his mandated quotas of production.

No worries, Krasnodar, you're safe. Obama's mandated quotas of production are ZERO! Besides, I really love my new outfit! It's a knockoff made from government- confiscated copper and oil. I do believe Comrade Putout's creation will become a trend and I want to be on the ground floor.

Three poor children with rich dreams...

---

If Ward Churchill had a daughter;
she'd look like Elizabeth Warren!

HA!

HA! Red Menace! Good One! I wish I had thought of this!

Fearless Leader wrote:Pamalinsky, You've got my vote for a brilliant thread focusing on the importance of identity politics for all progressives generally but especially for our Progressive Professoriate who dare to enter the political arena to make their wisdom available to the toiling masses. There is one problem with the Cher indorsement, however, which may spell bad news for Professor Warren (even though it was good news for ME): The last time Cher transmogrified herself into a political figure, it didn't go so well for her choice:

Thus, I fear, not even Cher can save the 1/32 Warren.

--Fearless Leader

Oh, and another thing, Fearless Leader,

I finally got a chance to view this video you concocted! (It wasn't working so well when I first tried to view it, yielding a relatively tepid response from me)

Having clarified that, I have to say: It is outstanding! You have presented a new way Cubists can present their own video parodies! This is very exciting for all of us!

I am honored, and most grateful to you for this wonderful submission to my post!

Now I have to figure out how you did it, you devil, you!

With the UN (NATO) breathing down our collective necks, wanting to take over the USA and determine for us our actions, thoughts and rights, I'm sure you can see where this Cherokee thing is going.

A National Reservation!

Not that I mind, mind you. (B.S. I MIND VERY MUCH!) It's just been on my mind. It was written in the mid 90s and is most relevant today! Just like the Cherokee experienced many years ago.

After experiencing the suffering of my friends during the last 3 1/2 years, including my own, with the loss of their property and their livelihoods, their way of life, Laiback expresses my thoughts very well here:



In all fairness, it does end with the uplifting reality:

"They'll never change our heart and soul!""We will return, we will return, we will return!""We will return, we will return, we will return!"YES!

Krasnodar wrote:Posts a new topic and replies to herself three times..........

Hey Tovarichi..... If you're out there, I do believe that Comradesseessss P. found our hidden stash of the good beet hooch !
And to think all this time I thought my room had been ransacked by rats........

The good news, is that she has been into it, the bad news is that she doesn't know it.

I've been slipping it to her ( "boosting the octane" of her own cheap swill,) hoping it would have the "desired effect" upon her.

No such luck. So I guess I'm the rat that's been ransacking the goods. I hope you wrote down the recipe for that batch, smooth as the stuff we guarded at the Embassy... (oops, nevermind, that didn't happen, and I wasn't there.)

(Oh. Neither was Krasnodar.)

You know I love ya Tovi but, you are so, like, three days ago!

I just posted something from the heart, yeah, it really was genuine, and all you have to say is something about friggin' booze? I've seen your other posts and you are very good and insightful there. When will you guys just grow uuuuup? You have it in you and it's so much fun! Very boring when you guys talk booze. Snoozeville! ZZZZZ!

BTW You ain't slippin' me nuthin! In your dreams, Tovi! Please! Man up!

I should point out that I, myself, am actually 1/32 Cherokee. I know this to be true because my great-great-grandfather, F.A.R.M. in the USSA, had an "e" in his name, just like the "e"s in "Cherokee".

I have just determined--well, kind of unilaterally declared without any further proof than my receding brow ridge and large rib cage--that I am of 1/32 Neanderthal descent, and I demand immediate reparations from all you capitalist Cro-Magnons who stole Europe from us in 125,000 BCE. And a job at Harvard.

Excellent choice, Ivan! I hear there's an opening in the "think tank" that you might be qualified for...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I should point out that I, myself, am actually 1/32 Cherokee. I know this to be true because my great-great-grandfather, F.A.R.M. in the USSA, had an "e" in his name, just like the "e"s in "Cherokee".

Yeah, me too, R.O.C.K. I just don't see the problem here! What is the matter with these people? I, myself, have excellent teeth, a toothy Irish grin, just like the Kennedy's! AND very high cheekbones! I also inherit the Swedish/Norwegian, as well as Irish geneology! So, Sue me!

Pamalinsky wrote:So, Sue me!

Very well.

From this time forth, thou, O former Pamalinsky, shalt be known as "Sue"!

And, upon rare occasion, as "The Cubist formerly known as Pamalinsky".

Are you kidding me, ROCK?

I will never, and I mean NEVER give up my identity as Pamalinsky! Never!

Sue? That's a name? O.K. It is a name! Good grief! That's just like naming your cat "Janet." It just isn't done! It just doesn't fit! It's just, I dunno, so wrong! However, I do have relatives who named their dog "Gwen." You just don't name animals this way. Nonetheless, people do! Alas, some parents name their children after seasonal changes, or herbs and spices, or the waxing and waning of the Moon!

I do have a great deal of respect for you, ROCK, including those who I think are your friends, namely Tovarichi, Krasnodar, Redumdimski, and others. All of whose company I greatly enjoy!

Therefore, I submit this most humbly. I love you guys! You are wonderful!

Pamalinsky wrote:You know I love ya Tovi but, you are so, like, three days ago!

I just posted something from the heart, yeah, it really was genuine, and all you have to say is something about friggin' booze? I've seen your other posts and you are very good and insightful there. When will you guys just grow uuuuup? You have it in you and it's so much fun! Very boring when you guys talk booze. Snoozeville! ZZZZZ!

BTW You ain't slippin' me nuthin! In your dreams, Tovi! Please! Man up!

Yikes, Tovi! So sorry I missed your sarcasm! Duh? Sometimes I can be sooooo stupid! Sorry my dear friend!

Pamalinsky wrote:
In your dreams, Tovi! Please! Man up!

Dearest Pamalinski, what you and I do in my wildest dreams (like the one that just woke me up) would satisfy any woman's desires for manliness and romance....

those late night poliitical discussions behind the barn, the singing of revolutionary marching songs in the moonlight, changing the oil in the peoples tractor together after divvying up the harvested beets (two for the party, one for you, two for the party, one for me, two for the party...) filling out voter registration cards for the undocumented workers in the beet fields and the orchard, submitting tax forms, making campaign donations...


You'll have to excuse me, I'm not usually so open and forward, nor am I comfortable being so "intimate" on the internets provided by Comrade Gore. I hope that sharing such personal and brazenly pornographical thougt (-crimes) is not too offensive...

Dearest Tovi,

You always manage to take my breath away! A poet and scholar! Such a sweetheart!

Hey Tovarichi.... looks like she's buying your "party" line !

Better get her another beer......

( Watch your step, though..... I saw Comrade Tovarich squeezing off rounds on the Commisar's Pistol Range a few days ago. Just thought you should know...... )

Was he pointing the handgun at his own ear?

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Tovi and Kras!


Handgun? Are you guys kidding me? Holy Shiite! We got two M1 Garands standing proudly in the front closet! General Patton at the time called the M1 Garand the greatest battle implement ever devised. O refuses to let them into this country anymore.


Thing is, the price of ammo for these suckers is sky high. (But, we'll manage.)

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You had me at "Two M1 Garands"

UPDATE BY RED SQUARE

To enforce fairness, I must post an excellent revision of the song by Callmelennie.

Your enforced fairness, Comrade Red Square, is most equal! I thought Callmelennie's iteration of this theme was equally equal! Thank you, Sir, for posting this! I am honored!

Who are you calling a sir?!? I don't see any sirs. We're all comrades 'round here!

I hope this is not a Freudian slip of a double agent for the bourgeoisie. An investigation may be in order. A comrade who exceeds his/her/its quota on groveling is being immodest at best, or having a second agenda at worst.

I had once prosecuted a comrade with four hidden agendas, but the autopsy later showed it was just a split personality. I hope it doesn't come to this.

Red Square wrote:Who are you calling a sir?!? I don't see any sirs. We're all comrades 'round here!

LOL! OK, Got it! No "Sir" intended here! My obsequiousness got the best of me! Thanks anyway for showing the most equal entry of callmelennie! A most equal entry to my post!

I wanted to direct more attention to our wonderful People's Karaoke! Maybe I'm wrong, but they seem to be "unsung." Wonderful contributions, and so profuse! I wasn't sure what to do with it. You solved this for me.

Thanks again!

Your most equal pal,

P'sky

In another time, not too long ago, before the world turned upside down and my uniforms became tight and the women were loose (it used to be the other way around...) I was "sir".

Yep, those days are gone.

Tovarichi wrote:In another time, not too long ago, before the world turned upside down and my uniforms became tight and the women were loose (it used to be the other way around...) I was "sir".

Yep, those days are gone.

Awe Jeez, Tovi, I'm about to bust out cryin'! What is the matter with you?


Get off your butt, get out, get into it and LIVE! Soon, you won't give a crap who calls you "Sir" or not. They're just kissing your ass anyway! They don't mean it!


I mean, do you actually want people to call you "Sir?"
Join the friggin' Army! Marines! Air Force! National Guard! Whatever! They'll call you "Sir" sooner or later!


With your attitude it won't do you any good. You are (making yourself) a loser!
Meanwhile, I'm busy looking for the video that will express my thoughts now. Busy, busy, busy!


Having a hard time finding it (I know exactly what I am looking for) but, will get back to you later.


Enjoy your evening!

Silly Pamski... you misunderstandificate. When I was in position of authority, I had lots of problems, long hours, constant danger, and little pay.

Today, I keep my orchard, I tend my beets (and those of the collective) true, there are still problems, long hours, and little pay, but Dear Leader (PBUH) keeps me from danger, in fact, the world is so safe that he can play golf instead of invading sovereign nations like George Boosh <spit>

Catch on, sweetie, I'm happy where I am as a comrade (just another comrade...), my biggest concerns are fuel for the Peoples tractor and keeping Romneys missionaries off of the property.

Try turning down the heat on your curling iron a few notches, or switch to decaf? Dear Leader provides, and all is well, and I'm not responsible! It's a good thing.

Looking forward to your video!

Comrade Tovarichi....

After reading your appraisal, I believe that your last lobotomy was a complete success !

" misunderstandificate " ? I like that .... it's pretentious in style, yet obscure in meaning.
Perhaps you could write some speeches for Dear Leader's telepromter !

Eureka! I have found it! Really hard to find but, I am relentless in finding my sources!

Dearest Tovarichi! You know very well that I don't mean to "dis" you! You know that.

Here is what I found to shore up your support of me. I never meant to leave you supportless! I do hope this video does it's job!

Evidently, it isn' t available on the Cube line! Damn! But, you can Google it! It's wonderful! and I know you will love it!

I'll try again!

Turn your speakers up! Here's the link! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjfOHFRPJNU
(Actually, I don't think this is gonna happen, and I am so so sorry! I don't think it will load!)

If it doesn't load, just go to YouTube and Quincy Jones' album, Back On The Block! The main tunes are "Tomorrow" and "Places You Find Love". I downloaded to iTunes from a CD I own, hoping to share it with you. Maybe there is a way to share it but I don't know what it is at the present moment.

You can PM me on the Cube if you know how to do this. Otherwise, all I have left is YouTube, which isn't serving me well at present.

Love you,
Pamalinsky

Dearest Comrades,

Something's definitely up with everyone's videos. None show up. I even go to the source to find what I'm looking for. No luck. It's not available. You see what I see on the Cube. I see this when I go to the source! Are we being censored?

I have emailed Red Square about this.

Hmmmm. Ted?

Ted says it's coo'. But you know how he is.

:)

I, redfaced Pamalinsky, would like to say, no problemo with the videos after all.

I just needed to update my version of Flash Player on Firefox! (which I don't even use!) Sorry, Comrades for the unnecessary alarm!

Sweaty Teddy has a ranch not far from my own orchard...he's a personal favorite, thanks P-sky...

Can you BELIEVE the gall of these people??? Saying that Dear Lizzy Warren plagiarized her recipes?!?!?

https://www.breitbart.com/Big-Governmen ... ow-recipes

Here she is, holding one of the actual crabs that she wrote about for Pow Wow Chow...

Tovarichi wrote:Silly Pamski... you misunderstandificate. When I was in position of authority, I had lots of problems, long hours, constant danger, and little pay.

Today, I keep my orchard, I tend my beets (and those of the collective) true, there are still problems, long hours, and little pay, but Dear Leader (PBUH) keeps me from danger, in fact, the world is so safe that he can play golf instead of invading sovereign nations like George Boosh <spit>

Catch on, sweetie, I'm happy where I am as a comrade (just another comrade...), my biggest concerns are fuel for the Peoples tractor and keeping Romneys missionaries off of the property.

Try turning down the heat on your curling iron a few notches, or switch to decaf? Dear Leader provides, and all is well, and I'm not responsible! It's a good thing.

Looking forward to your video!

Dearest Tovi,

As you already know, I can be so estupido! You are right to point out my misundersifcateness!

I admire you for "holding your own viewpoint" because you know the truth of it!

Yes! To me, that's what a real man is!

I invite you to "keep my feet to the fire!"

While I don't mean to offend a comrade and a seeker of truth, I welcome your "comments." (Secretly, that's what I want too!, just don't tell anybody, O.K.?)

NOT!

O.K. Comrades, just one more video. It's a very simple but touching take on the Cherokee being "escorted" to their "new home," by Fattburger called "Trail of Tears"



In spite of all my jabs on Lizzy Warren, I do have compassion for the Cherokee and other betrayed Native Americans.

Looks like Elizabeth Warren's rejected campaign ad.