Cherokee Seek Warren Pow Wow at Convention

Lizzie Warren took the facts
Then she gave them forty whacks
When she thought no one would see
She became a Cherokee

Ruh roh...

"CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Elizabeth Warren can’t escape her Cherokee heritage controversy even at this gathering of loyal Democrats, as a contingent of skeptical American Indian delegates — including the great-grandson of Geronimo — are inviting Warren to a meeting tomorrow to explain her ancestry claims."
 

Maybe, if she plays her cards right, after the meeting she can claim that she has had some indian in her. Just sayin'.
 

Geronimo was an Apache, not a Cherokee. I don't get this, unless all American Indians are upset with Comrade Warren. But, how could that be? Warren and the Democrats want to help these little brown-skinned people by letting them build gambling casinos, as long as they stay on the reservation.
 

Comrades,

If they pass around the fire water, she may have several braves at a session.

Her Indian name is supposed to be "Buffalo Dung".
 

White man speak with forked tongue.
 

Squaw Warren brings strong medecine. Her rain dance causes great change, and pleases Great Chief in white teepee.
 

Comrade Tovarich, please tone down your racism. "White" teepee indeed.
 

Comrades, I am proud to report that Comrade Elizabeth "My Grandfather Had High Cheekbones Like Indians Do" Warren avoided refused declined to meet with the racist Cherokee tribe members who were attempting to racially harass her at the Democratic Convention!

Comrade Warren struck a tomahawk blow for the Current Truth, figuratively scalping the Cherokee leaders and their >spit< Cherokee genealogist in a pre-emptive blow for freedom, tolerance, and, well, as I said - the Current Truth.
 

Apparently there is some confusion. Princess Warren, at one time, only a Cherokee Jeep. She felt very close to her Cherokee. that is almost the same thing as being a Cherokee, isn't it?