While it is true that several people were killed by gun violence in Chicagograd this last weekend, we must overlook these trivial statistics and look at the big picture. Chicagograd has a population of over 2.7 million comrades. This is over 2.7 million lives saved EVERY DAY because Chicagograd is a gun free zone! Over 2.7 million people not killed because of gun control!

Don't you see that this proves it works! Just imagine the carnage if everyone was allowed to have a gun, the population would be wiped out in minutes! In fact we have found it necessary to even remove cities from the map that have no gun control because they are doomed anyway (and they make for inaccurate statistical models that harm our cause).

So spread the word, we can make gun control work!

And yet, the Rethuglikkkans defeat yet another life saving Gun Violence bill.

And Vice President Joe "The Clown" Biden weeps, thinking of The Children; he'll surely be firing a couple of double barrel shotgun blasts tonight from his deck in protest!

The look on the Great Leader's face earlier today was priceless absolutely shocking and is representative of the overwhelming 90% of comrades who supported this lifesaving legislation. (The other 10% are wimps, cowards, nutjobs, xenophobes, gun freaks, or all of the above!!!)

No worries, though. We know that GL will find some way to overturn the 2nd Amendment, because EVERYBODY KNOWS THE GREAT LEADER GETS HIS WAY!!!

President Barackzebub Hussein Obama today announced that the wonderful Gun Violence Total Elimination Bill For The Children was defeated in the Senate because of LIARS, LIARS, PANTS ON FIRES!

Are we to assume the Exalted Chairman now knows what a shit sandwich tastes like? We've been on that diet for 80 years.

Comrade Walrus, Mr. Kelly is indeed a true progressive because it's impossible for him to choke on his own hypocrisy.