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Children banned for using offensive words like 'gun'

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Dear Comrades,

Citizen-parents of the USSA are reminded by the Central Committee of the National Teachers and Indoctrinators Union that it is their patriotic duty is to raise their children, on behalf of the State, to avoid using incorrect or harmful language.

Young Socialists must be raised to never say offensive words, such as "gun."

The word "gun" and other terms for weapons, as well as words describing certain racial, sexual, and religious minorities, are restricted in use to only authorized members of the Party who employ them on our behalf. This is often call ‘vicarious usage,' in which a State-approved speaker is permitted to use the word to express the plights of victim classes, such as Blacks or LGBT-citizens.

The most common authorized personnel permitted to use such terminology are Hollywood Actors employed by the American Media Collective (they are also permitted to use guns for their intended purpose, which is to entertain the Masses while actually causing no harm in real life), Rap Stars (as spokesmen for minorities), and Party Officials (who provide and protect our prosperity and stability).

When unauthorized citizens use these words, they can be perceived as aggressive or non-conformist. Workers and peasants generally do not have the proper political formation to use restricted words in a peaceful, entertaining, and non-confrontational manner without special education and training by the Party. Party members who incorrectly use such words are generally disciplined by the supervising Commissar without causing general embarrassment to the community.

If a non-Party member does dare to defy the Will of the People and use restricted vocabulary, they can expect serious disciplinary action. The Union reminds all citizens of its loyalty to the State in enforcement of Party-approved language controls in school- and after-school programs.

Children should never be raised to desire to use a gun, but rather should want to avoid guns at all costs. If the State has need for a Young Socialist to operate a gun, the State will direct such a person to the State Security Services, which will properly indoctrinate and train her or him to defend the Progress of Socialism against the assaults of Capitalism and Non-conformism.

Citizens must beware of dangerous words!
Guard the mouths of children against unauthorized terminology

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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Comrades, this story warms my heart - it's such a joy to see actual life examples of how safe and secure we are becoming here in the USSA! What a glorious time to be collectively alive, fellow travelers!

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I have authoritative information that accurate photoed child was using the negro word, the fag word, and used the "gun" word three times!! What is happening to our government provided reeducation camps in kindergartening??! THIS SHOULD NOT BE.

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Dear leader must send out new Memo's to all Indoctrination camps this summer to be more readied for fall indoctrinations. And I am thinking Waterboarding by the IRS is called for.

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Clearly the speech of this young Child of the Collective™ bordered on sexually abusive language. But, since there are no borders, what difference, at this point, does it make? A short stint in a sexual disorientation refresher class should suffice to bring this young mind back into line.

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I can't wait to see that new playground scenario at the Collective grade school in my local prospekt. Muzzies and dimmis is sure to be a big hit as the real beheadings of second graders will be be deemed to be abortions after the fact.
Keep Calm and Drink Heavily

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It is time for Sensitivity Training #2 on G-words.

See Sensitivity Training #1 on F-words below.

PeopleSpeak™: Viable Alternative To F-Words


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The only F-word I can think of is... um..., 'fact.' We can't say 'fact'?

Oh! Oops. I said it. Umm... Look, over there!

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Comrade Margaret, it is suggested that, as long as your "fact" is part of the Current Truth™, it is - in fact - OK to use it.

This of course DOES NOT apply to anything Teabaggers, Rethuglikkkans, or conservatives (the 'c' word) might say, as none of them are either aware of nor they could handle, the Current Truth™.

Clearly, our comrades in school administrations haven't progressed their thinking nor actions enough!
If a child speaks of guns, then that surely means the entire family - including extended family, close friends, coworkers and neighbors - violates the political thought of the collective as well!

This is an utmost travesty of progressive advancement I say!


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Bravo! Any child exhibiting Rethuglikkkan tendencies in regards to private gun ownership will earn their parents special attention from the Stas-Department of Homeland Security and the IRS. Might I also suggest prohibiting all other language referencing the Constitution?

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Just in time for this thread:

The 10-year-old boy picked up the gun of one of the suspects and fired a shot, police said

NBC New York wrote:Tuesday, Jun 4, 2013

A 10-year-old boy fought back against two robbers who tried to break into his family's home in Brooklyn Monday, grabbing a gun dropped by one of the suspects and firing a shot that scared them off, police said.

The robbers, one of whom was dressed in a FedEx uniform, entered the house on 80th Street in Canarsie at about 5:15 p.m., where nine people were home, and demanded cash, according to police.

When one of the suspects pointed a gun through a doorway, someone slammed the door on the suspect's arm, causing him to drop the gun.

The boy picked up the gun and fired a shot, but did not hit anyone. The other suspect also fired a shot, according to police, which also did not strike anyone.

The suspects then fled the home, police said.

No one was injured.
Guess who's home alone in New York this Christmas. That's because in today's New York, the boy's parents will be stripped of parenting rights and sent to re-education camp.

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Comrades,

In Clevelandistan, of the Cuyahoga Oblast, it was reported one Kindergarten hooligan used the "G, C, and P" word and all hell broke loose.

8 ARRESTED: Fight erupts at Cleveland kindergarten graduation

Did not Melissa Harris Perry set the record straight about how these children do not belong to the parents? I blame the entire Oblast for this breach in Collective indoctrination. Is it just a coincidence the school is named Michael R. White Elementary School? I THINK NOT!

Red Walrus

FORWARD

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KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Bravo! Any child exhibiting Rethuglikkkan tendencies in regards to private gun ownership will earn their parents special attention from the Stas-Department of Homeland Security and the IRS. Might I also suggest prohibiting all other language referencing the Constitution?
Indeed, Comrade Korrekted, the constitution - yet another 'c'-word. >spit< ALL of these terrorist-inciting collections of reich wing silliness and incitement must be banned! Just this morning I read of a high school valedictorian tearing up his valedictory and QUOTING THE "LORD'S" PRAYER!! Why isn't this budding teabagger in jail even as I type?!?

And welcome to the glorious Cube, Comrade! (Komrade?)

M84
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His parents clearly must be brought in for questioning! Raising the taxpayers of tomorrow is clearly too important and fragile to be left to private individuals!

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Comrade walrus,

Did you notice that one child's grandfather actually compounded the insanity by giving her "chocolate" milk! I was told this is forbidden.


Quote FOX:

Michelle Guiden who graduated kindergarten with honors, left her ceremony in tears - an emotional wreck - clutching a drink for comfort given to her by her grandfather.

"She's nervous, still trembling a little bit. [highlight=#FFFF00] I gave her some chocolate milk."[/highlight]

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Thank you Kook. It is hard to find such like minded progressive thinkers in the rogue state of Georgia. Those school administrators should be send to the nether regions of Siberia for allowing the Lord's Prayer to be read in its entirety. Only the state version is acceptable.

[highlight=#ffffff]Our Father, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,

on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.
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KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Thank you Kook.
Who is this "Kook"?? I have enough trouble remembering who I am without additional confusion!

But yes: Hallowed be earth. Love your mother parental unit state authorized progenitor!

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R.O.C.K ! Ooops sorry! It seems I've had too much of the Kool Aid today... My apologies :)

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I am officially offended by the sexual content of the Statue of Liberation's mouth... look carefully, so you can be offended, too...

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Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade walrus,

Did you notice that one child's grandfather actually compounded the insanity by giving her "chocolate" milk! I was told this is forbidden.

"She's nervous, still trembling a little bit. [highlight=#ffff00] I gave her some chocolate milk."[/highlight]

Comrade Craptek,

Dear Leader's "newly" discovered wife, Moochelle, has been informed.

Heads will roll.

Red Walrus


 
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