In spite of the turn of events last night, the campaign is still on! Our beloved MTE has yet to publicly concede. The rigged system was not up to operating RPM yesterday dangling chads and such, countless voters only voted once, so it ain't over till its over...

Nominations for the extended campaign theme song include:

• "Why Not Me" by the Judds
• "Big Girls Don't Cry" by the Four Seasons
• "Unbreak My Heart" by Toni Braxton

Others are welcome...
 

I know that at about 1 AM she need to be "Sedated".
 

... the proverbial "fly on the wall", listening . . .

but, but, but - to be today a simple neuron in Barack Barackovich's mind...
and a modest synapse in Screeching Empress' estrogenic ebulliency center...
 

Fear not, Comrades. We'll find someone to blame for producing a YouTube video responsible for this carnage.
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

... We'll find someone to blame for producing a YouTube video responsible for this carnage.
But until then, I quake in my Dsherman boots as I hear EUSSR elite tremble like aspen leafs...
Not least, even there where they speak Austrian...
 

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

 

Well, komrades, ever if it don't fit so well, Supertramp...

...Is super cool.



 

...because of guys out for a walk one night and decided they'd go vote like Americans," she says, "what difference at this point does it make?