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Colorado school board member denounces himself

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At least he doesn't need to pack warm clothes for his trip to Re-Education Camp. It's always cold in Colorado.

Also, as a board member of a school district, he's already in charge of a Re-education Camp!

Jeffco board president files complaint — against himself

With public officials in the USSA now denouncing themselves, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday is one day closer!

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They've even mastered the art of groupthink!



Those yelling are Teachers Union Apparatchik at a public meeting in Jefferson County, CO.

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:At least he doesn't need to pack warm clothes for his trip to Re-Education Camp. It's always cold in Colorado.

Also, as a board member of a school district, he's already in charge of a Re-education Camp!

Jeffco board president files complaint — against himself

With public officials in the USSA now denouncing themselves, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday is one day closer!

He korrektly denounced himself then made the absurd statement below. This will likely cause others to join in a secondary denounciation:

Witt said it's time to return to the critical focus of improving student achievement in the district.

“By continuing the reforms this board has begun,” Witt said. “We must continue the work. Our achievements include expanding school choice, building a school with no debt, ensuring that performance matters so that we have an effective teacher in every classroom and recognizing and rewarding our great teachers.”
What about teacher salaries, vacations, sick time, holidays, conferences, special training weekends in Paris, etc. No wonder he denounced himself.

Strangely enough, I saw no mention of whether the kids can read at grade level, write a coherent paragraph or do basic arithmetic without resorting to a calculator. But I bet the little darlings are just sensitive as ... well anyway, very sensitive to each others' little feelings. As long as it's not the fat kid or the weird kid.

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“According to the language they have placed on the official ballot, we reform board members have violated open meetings laws,” Witt said. “They assert we've broken the law. Breaking state law, especially one to ensure transparent government like our sunshine law, is unacceptable, and simply must never be tolerated.”

Comrades, breaking the Sunshine Law is intolerable. We can't have that!

I don't even know how to deal with it, on a personal level. It's sooooo intolerable.

To pretend that The State is not Sunshine............

What's next? Breaking the Butterfly Law? The Fairy Dust Law?

We can all see where this will lead, comrades.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:“According to the language they have placed on the official ballot, we reform board members have violated open meetings laws,” Witt said. “They assert we've broken the law. Breaking state law, especially one to ensure transparent government like our sunshine law, is unacceptable, and simply must never be tolerated.”

Comrades, breaking the Sunshine Law is intolerable. We can't have that!

I don't even know how to deal with it, on a personal level. It's sooooo intolerable.

To pretend that The State is not Sunshine............

What's next? Breaking the Butterfly Law? The Fairy Dust Law?

We can all see where this will lead, comrades.

The KUBE channel 1917 Sunshine Law Forecast:

[table][tr][td] MON[/td][td] TUE[/td][td] WED[/td][td] THU[/td][td] FRI[/td][/tr][tr][td] Sunny[/td][td] Partly Cloudy[/td][td] T-Storms[/td][td] Tornadoes[/td][td] Hurricanes[/td][/tr][tr][td] High 62[/td][td] High 71[/td][td] High 87[/td][td] High 95[/td][td] High 127[/td][/tr][tr][td] Low 32[/td][td] Low 45[/td][td] Low 74[/td][td] Low 83[/td][td] Low 112[/td][/tr][/table]

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:“According to the language they have placed on the official ballot, we reform board members have violated open meetings laws,” Witt said. “They assert we've broken the law. Breaking state law, especially one to ensure transparent government like our sunshine law, is unacceptable, and simply must never be tolerated.”

Comrades, breaking the Sunshine Law is intolerable. We can't have that!

I don't even know how to deal with it, on a personal level. It's sooooo intolerable.

To pretend that The State is not Sunshine............

What's next? Breaking the Butterfly Law? The Fairy Dust Law?

We can all see where this will lead, comrades.

The KUBE channel 1917 Sunshine Law Forecast:

[table] [tr] [td]MON[/td] [td]TUE[/td] [td]WED[/td] [td]THU[/td] [td]FRI[/td][/tr] [tr] [td]Sunny[/td] [td]Partly Cloudy[/td] [td]T-Storms[/td] [td]Tornadoes[/td] [td]Hurricanes[/td][/tr] [tr] [td]High 62[/td] [td]High 71[/td] [td]High 87[/td] [td]High 95[/td] [td]High 127[/td][/tr] [tr] [td]Low 32[/td] [td]Low 45[/td] [td]Low 74[/td] [td]Low 83[/td] [td]Low 112[/td][/tr][/table]

Thanks for the weather update comrade. I must remember to get ice for the cooler on Thursday, before the tornadoes cut the power. Friday is looking to be a little on the warm side and a little stormy.

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Not only is he denouncing himself, but he feels like a People's Hero for doing so! How glorious!!


 
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