Some memorable quotes from the upcoming remake:

I do believe in spooks! I do believe in spooks! I do, I do, I do, I do!

And the song:

Yeah, it's sad, believe me, missy,
When you're born to be a sissy,
Without the vim and verve,
But I could show my prowess,
Be a lion, not a mow-ess,
If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin'
I'm just a dandy-lion —
A fate I don't deserve.

 

James Comey Is My New Favorite Real Housewife

Quote:

Hell hath no fury like a self-righteous messy bitch who lives for the drama of being scorned.

New York Times Contributor: Comey's Testimony Like a Sexual Harassment Victim's

Quote:

As I listened to James B. Comey, the former F.B.I. director, tell the Senate Intelligence Committee about his personal meetings and phone calls with President Trump, I was reminded of something: the experience of a woman being harassed by her powerful, predatory boss. There was precisely that sinister air of coercion, of an employee helpless to avoid unsavory contact with an employer who is trying to grab what he wants.

I tweeted about this Wednesday night, and immediately heard from other women who had seen that narrative emerge. How recognizable it was that Mr. Comey was "stunned" to find himself in these potentially compromising positions. His incredulity, mixed with President Trump’s circling attempts to get his way, were poignant. For a woman who has spent a lifetime wrestling with situations where men have power they can abuse, this was disturbingly familiar.
 

But wait ... another never-to-be-doubted Publication Of The People is declaring Comey to be our new sex symbol. I am trying to believe in both of these reports at once, but it is difficult. Unless ... unless ... perhaps being a harassed victim is in fact the sexiness of the symbol? Please advise.
 

You commies want to read some horrendously awful dialog?

This is supposedly verbatim conversation between Comey and President Bush (43) as supposedly written by Comey just after the conversation.

Strangely enough Comey told Congress he didn't make any records of this conversation with President Bush. But this is what he gave to Barton Gellman for Gellman's book about Dick Cheney.

Proof that James Comey misled the Senate Intelligence Committee

“You don’t look well.”

“Well, I feel okay.”

“I’m worried about you. You look burdened.”

“I am, Mr. President. I feel like there’s a tremendous burden on me.”

“Let me lift that burden from your shoulders. Let me take that from you. Let me be the one who makes the decision here.”

“Mr. President, I would love to be able to do that.”
***
“I decide what the law is for the executive branch.”

“That’s absolutely true, sir, you do. But I decide what the Department of Justice can certify to and can’t certify to, and despite my absolute best efforts I simply cannot in the circumstances.”
***
“As Martin Luther said, ‘Here I stand; I can do no other.’ I’ve got to tell you, Mr. President, that’s where I am.”
***
“I just wish that you weren’t raising this at the last minute.”

“Oh, Mr. President, if you’ve been told that, you have been very poorly served by your advisers. We have been telling them for months that we have a huge problem here that we can’t get past. We’ve been working this, and here I am, and there’s no place else for me to go.”

“I just need you to certify it. Give me six weeks. If we don’t have it fixed in six weeks, we’ll shut it down.”

“I can’t do that. You do say what the law is in the executive branch, I believe that. And people’s job, if they’re going to stay in the executive branch, is to follow that. But I can’t agree, and I’m just sorry.”
***
“I think you should know that Director Mueller is going to resign today.”

“Thank you very much for telling me that. I really appreciate it, Jim. I’ll talk to him. I’m going to talk to him.”

---

This is where Gellman says he got his account of Comey’s meeting with Bush:
317 “You don’t look well”: Quotations from the Bush-Comey conversation are taken verbatim from unclassified notes describing Comey’s report of the meeting shortly afterward.

Read that dialogue out loud. It isn't even grade B dialogue. My five year old niece could write better dialogue. Comey isn't just a bad liar, he isn't even good enough to be called a hack.
 

Red Square

James Comey Is My New Favorite Real Housewife

Quote:

Hell hath no fury like a self-righteous messy bitch who lives for the drama of being scorned.

New York Times Contributor: Comey's Testimony Like a Sexual Harassment Victim's

Quote:

As I listened to James B. Comey, the former F.B.I. director, tell the Senate Intelligence Committee about his personal meetings and phone calls with President Trump, I was reminded of something: the experience of a woman being harassed by her powerful, predatory boss. There was precisely that sinister air of coercion, of an employee helpless to avoid unsavory contact with an employer who is trying to grab what he wants.

I tweeted about this Wednesday night, and immediately heard from other women who had seen that narrative emerge. How recognizable it was that Mr. Comey was "stunned" to find himself in these potentially compromising positions. His incredulity, mixed with President Trump’s circling attempts to get his way, were poignant. For a woman who has spent a lifetime wrestling with situations where men have power they can abuse, this was disturbingly familiar.


Did Comey bring out the big doll to show everyone where POTUS was going to touch him if he didn't obey his implied vague innuendos?



 

 

I have been touched emotionally in my special places by the korrect thinking of so many of the People's Finest.


 

"I could while away the hours,
Contemplatin' the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' as my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain..."
 

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin

Did Comey bring out the big doll to show everyone where POTUS was going to touch him if he didn't obey his implied vague innuendos?
Yes he did!



And now, by popular demand, this picture has its own thread:

Comey uses doll to describe being sexually harassed by Trump