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ComIntern Records releases NEW Putin CD!

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MOSCOW, RUSSIA - ComIntern Records is pleased to announce the release of a brand-new CD to uplift the spirits of the Progressive Youth around the world:

Vladdy P. and Da Kremlin Krew, featuring MC Hammer & Sickle
's Love Songs for an Ethnic Cleansing.

On this glorious recording, the golden-throated, blue-eyed KGB man croons, rocks, and raps his way into the hearts of true believers, fellow travelers, useful idiots, and starry-eyed Neo-Libs everywhere.

Among the light pop/easy listening/old skool rap remakes and government-sanctioned hits are such timeless classics as:

01. Georgia on My Mind
02. Back in the USSR [Satellite States Remix]
03. This Land Is My Land
04. Would I Lie To You? (duet with Kim Jong-il)
05. Column Number Five (adaptation of Mambo #5)
06. The Internationale [MC Hammer & Sickle's Discotronic Oppression Mix]
07. Every Breath You Take
08. The Bear Went Over the Mountains [Caucasus Dance Mix]
09. The Final Countdown
10. Tblisi Is Just Alright with Me
11. I Did It My Way
12. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
13. The Devil Went Down to Georgia
And many. many more!!

Order your copy today and keep the former glory of Mother Russia alive!

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And Georgia's always on my-my my-my my-my my-my my-mind...

I will wait for box set with volume 2, including hits like...

Oh Vladdy Boy
I Can See Clearly Now, the Town is Gone
Rainy Night in Georgia (Klogger Mix)
School's Out for Ever
Little Church by the Crater
Rocket Man (Katusha mix)
Hit Me With Your Best Shot (featuring the Lenin Sisters)
Theme from 'Vlad' (formerly theme from 'Shaft')
Please Come to Gori
Run, Run Run (Till Daddy Takes Her Yugo Away)

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General Mousey-Tongue wrote:And Georgia's always on my-my my-my my-my my-my my-mind...

I will wait for box set with volume 2, including hits like...

Oh Vladdy Boy
I Can See Clearly Now, the Town is Gone
Rainy Night in Georgia (Klogger Mix)
School's Out for Ever
Little Church by the Crater
Rocket Man (Katusha mix)
Hit Me With Your Best Shot (featuring the Lenin Sisters)
Theme from 'Vlad' (formerly theme from 'Shaft')
Please Come to Gori
Run, Run Run (Till Daddy Takes Her Yugo Away)

Komrad Mousey Tongue, I have just confirmed with our fellow travelers at ComIntern Records that a second volume will be released later this year that includes many of these tracks! It's time to shoot some Kulaks in celebration, I tell you!

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Splendid! I will use the music to re-educate some of our more resistant political prisoners students.


 
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