Commissar Boxer's greatest hits


As 2016 comes to a close, so does the glorious senatorial career of Commissar Boxer from the Great Collective of California. We must celebrate the wonderfully stimulating ideas she has added to the body politic. For example:
"Call me Senator....I worked so hard to get that title": Lowly, worthless Brigadier Generals have no respect for the great and glorious Commissar by calling her "ma'am"
Tea party members wearing Brooks Brothers suits: Before tea baggers became racist, sexist, homophobic, illiterate hicks who should star in a remake of Deliverance, Comrade Boxer labeled them as astroturf and truly rich people pretending to be common folks.
Korrekting a person not conforming to proper group think: The CEO of the National Black Chamber of Commerce had the audacity to not toe the party line in terms of Climate Change™! Glorious Commissar Boxer set this individual straight (or maybe she set him LGBTQIA++ since straights are homophobic?) by pointing out that the NAACP agrees with her position on climate change. And if he is head of the National Black Chamber of Commerce, he should (according to Boxer) naturally take his cue from the
Comrades, in the final days of Barbara, oh excuse me, I denounce myself, SENATOR Boxer's time in office, what are YOUR favorite moments from her storied career for which she worked so hard?








