Community Organizer failure...

I am not the One. I want to be like the one, but I cannot. I have tried. I failed.

I wanted to support the Occupy Wall Street from my location here in Texazistan. What a disaster.

Here in Waco, everytime I try to organize something everyone thinks I am wearing a "Branch Davidian Barbecue and Gun Club" t-shirt.


Perhaps (just perhaps) Dear Leader will publish a "how to" column covering his community organizing talents. It does not come naturally, it must be learned. Perhaps if I let my beard grow out and let my hair grow, the Baptists at Baylor University will pay attention to me...

From Waco, I'm Tovarichi.... Back to you Comrades.