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Comrade Ayers' plans coming to fruition

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Comrade Ayers' plans coming to fruition!

Comrades, It is a glorious day. I feel the brisk winds of change blowing, their icy grip bringing back memories of Siberia in mid January.

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Since our victory in the Great Patriotic Change, it seems now that all things are possible. Already the masses who worship our Fearless Leader are calling for a national holiday in honor of The One. The Bitterclingers are in disarray and their Queen has been forced to retreat to the hinterland.

As an aside to Queen MooseSlayer, you should really consider how close you and your family live to Siberia before the next time you open your beautiful mouth. It would be a pity for you to be accidentally relocated there in the middle of the night. ( If only she would consider working for a TRUE maverick would-be conqueror... )

But that which has filled me with true giddiness is reading between the lines of the Agenda that The One published on Change.gov. This document, which I liken to the Little Red Book of Obama, lays forth an impressive wealth of progress for socialism on all fronts

No item in it filled me with more glee than the mention of the Obama-Biden Zero to Five Plan. In the words of The Little Red Book of Obama :

Early Childhood Education

Zero to Five Plan: The Obama-Biden comprehensive "Zero to Five" plan will provide critical support to young children and their parents. Unlike other early childhood education plans, the Obama-Biden plan places key emphasis at early care and education for infants, which is essential for children to be ready to enter kindergarten. Obama and Biden will create Early Learning Challenge Grants to promote state"zero to five" efforts and help states move toward voluntary, universal pre-school.


Of course, even though this program is being presented as "voluntary", we all know, Comrades, that it is also "voluntary" to obey speed limits and file and pay taxes on April 15.

Is there any phrase that brings song to the heart of a true revolutionary progressive like "Universal Government Infant Education"? It sings out to me like a beautiful dirge.

One of the visionary Comrades in American Marxism, Bill Ayers, gave up throwing bombs, and turned his revolutionary zeal to early childhood education. He knows the true power our message can have on young minds, uncluttered by such things as observation, fact, morals, or values instilled by parents.

As the historical religious oppressor Saint Ignatius of Loyola said, "Give me the boy until he is seven, and I will give you the man."

So I say, give the collective the infant child and child will become a true champion for progressive socialism.

It is a shame that this great document caused such a stir that some functionaries have caused this wonderful document to be removed from the website of The One, change.gov. Apparently, the clerk in charge of the website forgot to translate Real Fact into Proper Fact.

But I am glad that I have a copy of the purported original version of Obama's Little Red Book to keep me warm at night. Any truth to rumors that there were earlier versions that included such pronouncements as "Work will set you free" and "Pick up a shovel, Comrade" are unfounded speculation.


 
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