Comrade Scratchanitch FAMOUS

I had no idea... I am famous beyond my wildest imagination-

I was looking through Google Images for a bigger-sized picture of myself when I found THIS-

Soundboard Prank Calls Wiki- Crazy Sick Old Man

Crazy Sick Old Man


I wonder if that means I can hang out with the Hollywood chicks, drive the fancy cars, and drink the Top Shelf booze? Maybe even get some paparazzi cameramen to cuss at?

UPDATE- Turns out perhaps that is INFAMOUS after listening to some of the recordings.
 

Comrade crazy sick old man,

They forgot to mention, in that wonderful story of your life, about that time you got bit on the buttocks.





 

Vladimir_Scratchanitch seems to be quite excited to find out he is famous because he

I had no idea... I am famous beyond my wildest imagination-
We all knew this Vladimir but we didn't want to hurt your feelings! You are really Jim the Crazy Sick Old Man and apparently you are British and not Swedish as you have claimed in the past!! You are also a handyman.






 

Comrade Putout

We all knew this Vladimir but we didn't want to hurt your feelings! You are really Jim the Crazy Sick Old Man and apparently you are British and not Swedish as you have claimed in the past!! You are also a handyman.


So this means NO chicks, cars, or Top Shelf booze for Scratch? That would be about normal-



 

The story must just be a ruse to keep the paparazzi at bay. Surely the file photos of you out hobnobbing with the more equal elite cannot be wrong.


 

I know we at the non- capitalist promoting, socialist loving Cube (heil Obama!!) are proud of your (so called) accomplishment and gaining of wealth ---- and will be looking forward to your redistribution said wealth to your comrades at the Cube (so we do not have to come looking for you).

I have happy to see your stage presence being so well presented but am thinking you might need to appear more engaged with your audience and not so fearful... but it's just a thought for consideration.


 

Anyer Marx

The story must just be a ruse to keep the paparazzi at bay.

Well, I sure am glad they didn't pick up on Comrade Putout having a baby that looks like me a couple months ago.

"I did NOT have anything but Comedic Relations with that woman!"

 

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein

<snipped>will be looking forward to your redistribution said wealth to your comrades at the Cube (so we do not have to come looking for you).
<snipped>

... but it's just a thought for consideration.

Please! Comrade Frankenfeinstein! Get ahold of yourself, lest you appear only too anxious to share the alleged Top Shelf booze!
 

Vladimir_Scratchanitch spoke too soon when he

Well, I sure am glad they didn't pick up on Comrade Putout having a baby that looks like me a couple months ago.


 

Well, here's what I have to say about that-


There is nothing better than a major scandal about the Moral Turpitude, Gross Immorality, and Ethical Malfeasance of a Demmycrat running for Awfuss to guarantee him to WIN BY A LANDSLIDE!