Comrades, our friends at iOTW are fond of these sort of contests so I decided to give it a try here. The winner gets an extra ration of beets and a bottle of vodka.

The remodeled Perm 36 gulag will soon be accepting new inmates. Trouble is, we don't yet have a catchy slogan for the front gate.

Now the Nazi's had "Work makes freedom" and the Cuban UMAP work camps where long haired teenagers who listened to imperialist rock and roll learned the value of a shovel had "Work Will Make Men Out of You" over their front gates.

But we need a short catchy slogan for our new premier forced labor camp. While you're at it feel free to give up the names of thought criminals deserving of a stint in the camp.

In keeping with Party protocol, the winning entry will be kept secret to avoid reprisals. Suffice it to say, when your turn comes and you're finally marched in you'll know whose idea we eventually chose.

Comrade Whoopie:

While I think up a name or two for your future residence the Gulags, I think that Eric Holder under Obama already has a great euphemism picked out for some future US Gulags that could be up and running very quickly...........

Given the current Bush damaged economy how about a nice welcoming sign that reads "JOBS FOR ALL"

And don't forget our Secret Indian Native American password: BOHICA!

DEATH CAMP

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The gulag will be filled in a Moscow Minute.

Comrade Proletarian Robot is at least half right... oops, pardon the faux pax... he's half leftist.
I received this post card from 3rd cousin removed, Veronika Vodkadov, a week after our joyous beet filled winter solstice celebration. It appears our gulags have already been name - Camp FEMA .... and have a few residents (cousin Veronika is pictured on thebottom far right. Warm, cozy and ration ready, Camp FEMA is almost a sweeeet as Camp Gitmo.

*Please note the canine tricks & entertainment are included!

Please pardon that I didn't add an entry. If the gulag needs naming (FEMA is so very Bush) then I will submit Gag Gulag #9. Just a few simple word changes, and we're ready to go.

Komrads,

My contest entry is:

"We've borrowed tooooo much money and have done good things with it!"
If this is too long, not-so-catchy, I submit entry #2:
"This is your fault. ALL YOUR fault."

Think on that, mein Komrads, before you make foolish decisions like blowing your college tuition funds on Vegas.

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You Are the Ones We've Been Waiting For!

Abandon all HOPE ye who enter here

The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of the misery.

Hard work never killed anyone... until now.

The place for comrades who are shovel ready

Poor Obama. Poor, poor, poor Obama. Everybody's making fun of him. Stop it! Stop it! Can't you see everything he does is for you? Just stop it!

How about: Street of Dreams - Open House

To the Left, it is that.

"The Place Where Hope Dies"

"Bawny Fwanks Backdoor-Explorium Emporium"

"Change-topia"

I'm with Margaret. Seems the whole world is coming down on dear Leader.
Just stop it already!

How's this:

"Live for the present. Die for the future."

Job Conservation Corps

Shangri-LOL, The Bitter-clingers Retirement Paradise

Wow! You guys are coming up with so many good slogans we may have to build more camps just so we can put a unique welcome sign over every gate.

Ok, you knew we were planning to do that anyway.

Beets and vodka for everyone! Well, all you can eat and drink in one sitting that is. Come hungry, stay late.

Get Your Free Stuff Here

Put it up and a line will form. It's that easy. A Progressive Roach Motel.

The CHANGE starts here!

Who am I kidding... Laika's was the most likely to work.

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As a more equal Inner Circle member, may I suggest that my recommendation be given the full weight it deserves from the comrade who suggested this wonderful contest? Of course....

So that being said, my suggestion (with due credit to the Who, which I might add will be playing at the half way point of my beloved New Orleans Saints historic defeat of the capitalist Indianapolis Colts) is:

Obama's Holiday Camp
Where We Can Change You is Not Just a Slogan

In another burst of creative thinking, we should also offer a more economical chain of camps called:

Gulag 6
"We'll Keep the Cell Open for You!"

Hoping You Change!

BTW: How did the Komrad guard get a Heidelberg dueling scar across his eye?

Billll wrote:Hoping You Change!

BTW: How did the Komrad guard get a Heidelberg dueling scar across his eye?

You have a good eye comrade, but this was no dueling wound, that is so imperialistic! This was of course the result of the Bush administration interfering with a most progressive abortion. That individual fetus did his best to fend off his "rescue" but failed after a great struggle. So he was "rescued" to be forced to spend his worthless life as a guard. Curse Bush!

If only Bush hadn't interfered with that abortion we wouldn't have him as our Dear Leader and messiah now. Look closely comrades, that is the One himself, guarding our futures from subversive thought criminals.

Comrades! I apologize in advance for my submission...


I nominate Comrade Whoopie as the first male subject to this righteous torture reeducation!