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Cortez the Shiller (with apologies to Neil Young)

7/17/2018, 9:27 am
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She commuted down the Hudson
With her ninety nines and ones
Looking for a district
That could easily be won
In the Bronx was Joseph Crowley
With his formerly safe seat
In the halls of Congress waiting
For Pelosi to retreat
And his owners gathered 'round him
Buying ads on the TV
In a flow of cash from donors
Getting favors not for free
And the races all were multiple
And diversity was strong
They offered life in sacrifice
So that Sanger could live on

Right was just a legend
Challenge never known
Insiders rigged the system
So the pork could be brought home
The peasants all loved the fat man
Whether bi or trans or gay
And he thought he had an empire
Right within the Empire State
And now she is winning there
And she drives white men away
Nobody can remember why
We speak English to this day
She commuted down the Hudson
Cortez, Cortez
What a shiller...

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7/17/2018, 10:37 am
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She's coming to supplant all of our idols most equal forefathers comrades:

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7/17/2018, 1:44 pm
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How progressively beautiful, for she looks like a hybrid between Che Guevara, Nancy Pelosi and Dennis Rodman.
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7/17/2018, 8:17 pm
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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:She's coming to supplant all of our idols most equal forefathers comrades:

You don't choose your family.

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What children say, they have heard at home.
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7/18/2018, 2:36 pm
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Red Square wrote:
Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:She's coming to supplant all of our idols most equal forefathers comrades:

You don't choose your family.

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What children say, they have heard at home.


This is such a good listen. Seriously. It's wonderful.
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7/18/2018, 3:13 pm
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Covfefe wrote:
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She commuted down the Hudson
With her ninety nines and ones
Looking for a district
That could easily be won
In the Bronx was Joseph Crowley
With his formerly safe seat
In the halls of Congress waiting
For Pelosi to retreat
And his owners gathered 'round him
Buying ads on the TV
In a flow of cash from donors
Getting favors not for free
And the races all were multiple
And diversity was strong
They offered life in sacrifice
So that Sanger could live on

Right was just a legend
Challenge never known
Insiders rigged the system
So the pork could be brought home
The peasants all loved the fat man
Whether bi or trans or gay
And he thought he had an empire
Right within the Empire State
And now she is winning there
And she drives white men away
Nobody can remember why
We speak English to this day
She commuted down the Hudson
Cortez, Cortez
What a shiller...

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Awesome, Awesome! Absolutely most equal! Killer insight.

Want to meet at Starbucks for a covfefe? I'm game, if you are.
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