Cubists! Make the Dem Convention in Denver your pwn!

Comrades graphic artists and sloganeers - here's a challenge for you!
Don't you wish to see your own slogans and graphics on placards just outside the DNC Convention in Denver this August? Can you visualize them being held in the air by conservative counter-demonstrators and waved at the moonbats who will gather to "recreate '68" at the Convention? Here is your chance!
My good friends in Denver are organizing a counter-rally and related activities during the DNC convention this summer, to show that there's a presence of conservative opposition. They emailed me asking for slogans and political graphics that they could put on their placards. I'm also tempted to fly there with my camera and chronicle the ensuing moonbattery for the Cube. If I go I'll be sure to photograph our placards as well.
Post your relevant slogans and graphics below. They can be either humorous or straightforward. This thread will be a pool for the Denver protesters to choose from.
UPDATE:
We welcome all witty, original ideas - but please remember that the primary focus must be on the most important issues, not the personalities (although I admit, Obama's and Hillary's personalities ARE big issues for me personally). Here's how the organizers describe it:
Organizers of the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24 in Denver
The main focus of our big rally will be to support Victory and point out the weaknesses of the Dems in the area of defense, foreign policy, energy and related issues.I know there will be many enthusiastic people who will be charged up at the rally on Sunday who will want to continue working the delegates, the media and the moonbats throughout the convention, and bring out other issues, so ideas about gun control, judicial insanity, tax increases and so on won't go to waste. I just don't know how hard it might be with Denver police to get out there for days/times we don't have a permit for, as we do for the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24.
See the full message below.

Ahhh...... The Hell With It! Elect Obama!

pooper
"None out of ten racist preachers agree -- Obama in '08"
"Ask not what your Country needs -- just vote Obama"
"Tired of too much money and success? Then vote for CHANGE -- Obama '08"
"White guilt got 'ya down? Just vote Obama and all is forgiven"
"Democrat Party: All your penny are belong to us!"
"If you don't vote for Obama we'll kill this dog"
"Because you will feel guilty if you don't!"
"Make your last vote count! Vote Obama!"
"Support the 4-year plan!"
"Ask not what He can do for the country, but what the country can do for Him"
You may display my picture at the Democratic convention.
These are especially nice:


All the best, Comrade Saul
The Destiny of All Mankind!


Katzaz
Tipping a must to the Ilegal Aliens assisting you while in Denver.
Monies earned will then be sent to Mexico and Arabocrat National Headquarters.
Arabocrat Students assistance will be furnished for you figuring Tip Percentage.
Victimologists for Obama
Hope for Hamas
Dhimmicrats for Change
If I had skills, they might include artistic skills, and if I had artistic skills, I might convert the muhamud-bomb-head cartoon in to BO's image.
Absolute genius, Betty. If I had a big hat I'd tip it to you.
SURRENDER IS NOT A DEFENSE POLICY
CHANGE IS NOT AN ECONOMIC POLICY
America is the greatest country on Earth, help me change it - Obama quote
Clinton / Che in 2008
Want just CHANGE in your bank account - Vote Democrat
Socialism = Communism Light
Red Square
A Socialist is only a Communist without a gun.
Is this an original quote from you? I love it. I want a bumper sticker w/ this on it.
It would sure look retarded.
Communist Party Animal
I looked into the quote a little. The closest thing I could find was by a conservative writer named Don Feder he said " What is a left-wing socialist but a Marxist without a gun". Lenin said that a man with a gun could control a hundred men without one. Al Capone said you get more with a kind word and a gun then you do with just a kind word. Point being its hard to argue with a man with a gun.Now that you mention it.
Me and my neighbor both have guns.
I argue with him all the time about how much better my Mauser is than his Remington.
So technically you can argue with a man with gun.
HippieCritic

What do you think of pinning that fuse to the donkey's tail?

I love ya man, but the Pinkster is right on this one. Fuse for tail. Besides, I never argue with a woman toting a shovel. Just ask Big Fur Hat.
By the way, has anyone figured out why we're supposed to make the Denver convention our "pwn"?
Bringing Hope and Change to ALL 57 States!

Where is the Czar of Spelling? Asleep at his post?!?!
As for "pwn" please see this for reference.
Irony Curtain
What in Stalin's name are ENEGRY sources?I have no idae what you are takling abuot.;-)

Irony Curtain
And now there is some sort of war on terrot??? Can't we leave the terrot alone?Uh.... I was using PeopleSpeak™.... all letters are equal you know?
How imprtonet is splleing aynwya?
Ervedoby kowns ecxatly waht i am tyrnig to say.
It's not wroth the enegry to wrory aoubt it.
Sepllnig is a cpatalitsic cnosiparcy
Shake off the culture of Dead White European Males (DWEM)! Stop the oppression through spelling! Down with the reactionary legacy imposed on the masses by the international conspiracy of the rich. Yes we can! Yes we can! Yes we can!
VOTE FOR CHAGNE! VOTE FOR CHAGNE!
(Fuse on tail....beautiful. That's a winner.)
Oh NO!
Not only is Teddy K on his last cerebral hemisphere, the great Sen. Robert Byrd was found to be "lethargic" today and taken to the Hospital. I believe the caretaker found Robert asleep in his oatmeal, which was normal. However, he wasn't snoring with his usual gusto. Here is a quote from the news story:
<quote>"Byrd, 90, was at work in the Senate earlier in the day and had gone home where his caregiver grew concerned about his condition, spokesman Jesse Jacobs said."
"She took his temperature and discovered that he had a fever. It was significant enough that his doctor suggested he go into the hospital for observation," Jacobs said."</quote>
I think it is wonderful that the chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee can't tell if he is sick and needs a "caregiver" who takes his temperature!
But BUSH is a puppet...

Irony Curtain
And now there is some sort of war on terrot??? Can't we leave the terrot alone? Perhaps he was referring to the war on tarot. If you're w/ the tarot card enthusiasts,your against us,dammit.Red Square
This one may be even better. I think they made this variation of the Dem logo around the time Kerry ran for president. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
That donkey head does look a little like Kerry's silhouetteHippieCritic
That donkey head does look a little like Kerry's silhouetteWho? Never heard of him...

Red Square
Comrades, let's not act like some reactionary rulists and errorphobes here. All werds are equal and the fact that they are being oppressed by spelling and grammar rules as part of the exploitive system of archaic bourgeois norms is yet another reason to vote for Change in this country.Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong or write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can putt the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw
I am shore your pleas two no
Its let her perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

Fragile eggshell minds need more.
Recreate '68 hearkens back to a more uncomplicated time. A time when abject nihilism was on the ascendancy. A time when people knew that we could create a new world by destroying the old. And we had songs.
I think we need songs.
One of my favorites was Peace Frog. It was a simple song that glorified everything about the nihilism embodied in the summer of '68. All we need is to change the word Chicago to Denver and it is modernized:
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WALKING!
confirm distance to riot
one ping only

Quote:
A computer spell-checker run amok christened several Pennsylvania high school students with new — and in some cases unflattering — last names.Middletown Area High School's yearbook listed Max Zupanovic as "Max Supernova," Kathy Carbaugh as "Kathy Airbag" and Alessandra Ippolito as "Alexandria Impolite," just to name a few.
This is all part of the VRWC, I know this to be true because MS Word spell check always wants to change Obama to Osama (true story).
OK I just spell checked the above using ieSpell
Zupanovic = panic
Carbaugh = carboy
Ippolito = impolite
Damn Bush/Cheney!
Pinkie, Crimes against spelling
Quote:
I think we need songs.Yes Comrade Otis!
But here are four of the Alter Kämpfer still alive to lead us back to those glory days of anarchy and nihilism!
And yes! Just CHANGE one word, one city's name, one mindset, ONE WORLD!
And yes Comrades...! This video is a history class project!
A+ grades to all and high fives for all of the Collective!
Anonymous
"9 out of 10 schizophrenics agree -- vote Obama '08 and stop use of transmitters in our molars"
"Free tinfoil hat fitting with your vote for Obama"
"Obama for Prez -- because Hillary was just not crazy enough"
"Free shit without stealing, or steal it if you want too -- Obama's got your back"
Leave No Voter Behind!
*Not available in Florida and Michigan
Why settle for mere Socialism?

If it makes the cut I have vector file for placard.


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You have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy, but it's well worth it.
At a close distance you see Albert Einstein
At a 10 foot distance, you see Marilyn Monroe

I wonder if the same technique can be applied to Obama/Carter, Hillary/Obama, Obama/Che, or even Obama/McCain. The most relevant at this point, I think, is Obama/Carter. But you may have other ideas that are better than mine.
UPDATE:
Organizers of the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24 in Denver
I'm so glad you guys are on board. Nice work and ideas so far!
It'll be interesting to see what comes out between now and late August as far as Obama saying stupid things, clarity of U.S. accomplishments in Iraq, etc. so please save some enthusiasm for 6 or 8 weeks from now as well.
The main focus of our big rally will be to support Victory and point out the weaknesses of the Dems in the area of defense, foreign policy, energy and related issues.
I know there will be many enthusiastic people who will be charge up at the rally on Sunday who will want to continue working the delegates, the media and the moonbats throughout the convention, and bring out other issues, so ideas about gun control, judicial insanity, tax increases and so on won't go to waste. I just don't know how hard it might be with Denver police to get out there for days/times we don't have a permit for, as we do for the big pro-victory rally on Sunday, Aug. 24.
Check this out:
For two days during the convention, there will be an art installation at Civic Center Park shaped like an Islamic building, glorifying Iran. An unholy alliance has been made between an artists' group run by a guy who says he became fascinated by Iran in 1979 as a kid, when he watched university students climb over the wall of the U.S. Embassy. A lifelong love-affair with Ahmadenijad, apparently.
"...Pictures of You: Images From Iran," an installation on that country's people and culture, will be on view there Aug. 25-26. In turn, Re-create 68 will have use of Civic Center for two days, as they originally wanted..."
artist's statement: "One day, (in) Isfahan, Iran, I spotted a young Persian man wearing a Dixie Chicks t-shirt. I introduced myself, and I inquired whether his t-shirt was intended to signify his dislike for the American President Bush. He smiled, and replied that the shirt wasn't just about President Bush. He explained that shortly after the Dixie Chicks criticized Bush on stage, bootleg Dixie Chicks shirts appeared in stores all over Iran's major cities. He told me that the shirt represented the admiration that he and his compatriots had for Americans' freedom of speech."
Well, that could be taken either way, as far as the sympathies of the artist, BUT the alliance with Recreate68 and the loving portrayals of Iran in the show, so far as I can tell from the website seem to point to this show being a Religion of Peace glossover.
Separate from the anti-Obama anti-Dem anti-surrender message and whatever else, if anyone comes up with something showing "Images from Iran" of hanging gays, Ajmadinejad with his nukes, or in that ilk, I think there will be people willing to picket the show with those signs, and there'll be plenty of media attention on such a demonstration. Maybe my buddies at the CO Log Cabin Repubicans will glom onto this issue.
They plan to also mount this show in Minneapolis during the RNC. I have no idea if there is a Minnesota counterpart to what we're doing here, but I would hope so. I'll look into that. We could certainly distribute your work on this to them there as well.
Thanks!
staci
Red Square
Now here's an interesting visual effect that makes me wonder if the same trick can be used for our satirical purposes. I currently don't have time to try it myself... Maybe later.===============
You have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy, but it's well worth it.
At a close distance you see Albert Einstein
At a 10 foot distance, you see Marilyn Monroe
Dear Lenin... I see a wimmin that may or may not be Marilyn.... but with this weird mouth that scares me.
Er... it worked once. How about a second try?


Wright
Rezko
Pfleger
Rashid Khalidi
Michelle
Change: from the man who has spent decades aiding and abetting people who hate America.

Communist Party Animal

This by far is my favorite. I would look great on a building banner or something huge.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Postscript.... Fortunately for you, this WRECKING you did cleared up once I posted this, but you still have an appointment at the Ministry of Love.






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