Dear comrades,

Comrade Red Square gave me the idea to start a Glorious Post for a cultural exchange with the Oppressed Masses from across the ocean. I hope to explain some subtle differences in Thought Control and Bureaucratic Brutality that may become useful to the future Proletarian Dicatorship of the USA.

As a registered agent of the Ministry of Truth in Brussels, Belgium, I can answer all your questions about the Peoples Republic of Europistan, so feel free to contact me (for example by answering this post).

Today's subject in the re-education class:

"Elections"

In the USA a rumour exists that during "elections", the people elect a new government to represent them. This is of course an absurd idea. What do the people know about governing a country? It's like asking a taxi driver design a rocket...

In Europe, during elections, the government elect a new people. "Elections" is the name of a recurrent "examination of the population". After a few years of Politikal Korrekt mind-control through the establshment media, the government takes this exam to see if the people make the right choice.

If the people vote for a non-government party in large numbers (i.e.: the people made the wrong choice), the government elects a new people and replaces the current inhabitants by, for example, Syrian refugees, who will then receive handouts and free warm female bodies to encourage them to vote for the right party - once they get their identity papers in order.

Some revolutionary artists made poems about this phenomenon: "the solution" by Brecht.


Thank you for your attention, yours in Thought Control, Minitrue

Comrade Minitrue -

What will happen if in all of Europe the current ungrateful populations, unappreciative of their benevolent rulers, elect their own versions of Donald Trump? Will these Euro-Trumps then be able to dismantle the current enlightened Eurosystem - or are there checks and balances in place to obstruct their Islamophobic policies?

And is there, in fact, a Euro-Trump?

There is one man in the Netherlands, who is just as tall, blonde, and as Islamophobic as Donald Trump. His name is Geert Wilders. Is he a Euro-Trump?

Here is this Geert Wilders with Mrs. Red Square in an undisclosed location.

Revolution is big business!


It's a small world after all, Comrade Minitrue. As you point out, "Die Lösung" (The Solution) is a famous German poem by [highlight=#ffff00]Bertolt Brecht[/highlight]. But there's more to revolution than poetry;

[highlight=#ffff00]Bertolt Brecht[/highlight] and [highlight=#ffff00]Kurt Weill[/highlight] adapted John Gay's The Beggar's Opera into Threepenny Opera, which later ran for over 2700 performances in Greenwich Village proving that small-scale musicals could be profitable Off-Broadway. Over time performers in the Threepenny Opera included [highlight=#ffff00]Lotte Lenya[/highlight], [highlight=#ffff00](Weill's wife)[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]Edward Asner, Bea Arthur, John Astin[/highlight], and [highlight=#ffff00]Jerry Stiller[/highlight].

Captain Craptek wrote:.... But there's more to revolution than poetry;

[highlight=#ffff00]Bertolt Brecht[/highlight] and [highlight=#ffff00]Kurt Weill[/highlight] adapted John Gay's The Beggar's Opera ....

Must be Curently Truthful™ if it was written by a Gay.

I had to do it! Where is my ticket?

Red Walrus wrote:

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I had to do it! Where is my ticket?

It looks like Bill's imagination is fired up!

Apologies to SuperKomissarka Square.

@Comrade Red Square: good to see Mrs Red Square secretly injecting radio-active polonium into the back of this anti-revolutionary agitator!


The european system of checks and balances to prevent non-party approved leadership is quite simple and effective: it's called "left winged bullets".


For those interested: read more here.


@ comrade Squirrel: wow, deep! Will listen to it all evening long (after the voluntary shoveling evening on the communal farm of course)!

I remember Bertolt Brecht as the favorite German playwright in the USSR. He was a communist sympathizer, traveled to Moscow, chose to live in East Berlin after the war, and received Stalin Peace Prize in 1954.

His change of heart, reflected in his poem you mentioned, could be the reason of his fatal heart attack in 1956, whether natural or artificially induced. The Party could not allow a Stalin Peace Prize laureate to become a loose cannon.

Of course, his heart attack could also be a response to Khrushchev's speech earlier that year, denouncing Stalin's crimes and dismantling Stalin's cult of personality. Everything Brecht lived for and believed in was going to the dogs.

In the US his most known work is probably Mack the Knife, a song from the Three Penny Opera (even though his name is not directly attached to it, he's the author of the original lyrics in German).

Wow, the Kultural Kubist Revolution is in full swing! I am awed.

Glorious comrades!

As it happens my office at the ministry of Truth in Brussels is not far from the sites where these "terrorist attacks' happened yesterday. But fear not, it's all reactionary propaganda by evil men like Geert Wilders.

In reality it were planned demolitions. Several experts have been lined up to testify against the Airport's structural integrity. Tonight my friend at the Propaganda Department will speak on the dangers of these old buildings and how we must avoid clinging to the edifice of a decadent past. He will conclude that the New Airport will become the symbol of our time and the future that our conviction rewarded us.

It will also have a statue against islamophobia and a speaker system that will play Imagine by John Lennon 24/7.

Minitrue wrote:Glorious comrades!

As it happens my office at the ministry of Truth in Brussels is not far from the sites where these "terrorist attacks' happened yesterday. But fear not, it's all reactionary propaganda by evil men like Geert Wilders.

In reality it were planned demolitions. Several experts have been lined up to testify against the Airport's structural integrity. [highlight=#ffff00]Tonight my friend at the Propaganda Department will speak on the dangers of these old buildings and how we must avoid clinging to the edifice of a decadent past.[/highlight] He will conclude that the New Airport will become the symbol of our time and the future that our conviction rewarded us.

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It will also have a statue against islamophobia and a speaker system that will play Imagine by John Lennon 24/7.

I'm happy none of my friends or family got hurt. A sad day...

The building had it coming. Have you seen the curves in the Airport building? All Current Architekture buildings must be square like People's Cube!

For those comrades still interested in learning from the great Eurocratic Collective:

Yesterday the unloyal and bourgeois dutch have had the audacity to vote against a plan by the EU Commision to strengthen the cooperation between the EU and Ukraine.

Read the Breitbart report here.

This is generally seen as a vote against the expansionist policies of the EU and its centralist government.

As proud European Apparatchik I hope the dutch will get a new chance like the Irish:
In 2008 the Irish voted against the EU constitution. The year afterwards, the referendum was repeated and this time our Irish comrades made the right choice: Pro- EU constitution!

This is glorious Collectivist democracy in action: keep repeating the election until the population makes the right choice.

Comrade Miniature (No... sorry) Minitrue wrote:Comrade Red Square gave me the idea to start a Glorious Post for a cultural exchange with the Oppressed Masses from across the ocean. I hope to explain some subtle differences in Thought Control and Bureaucratic Brutality that may become useful to the future Proletarian [highlight=#ffff00] Dicatorship[/highlight] of the USA.

I wondered if your use of "Dicatorship" was to be edited and korrekted, if it was a spelling mistake, (I was rather confused at first... and at second, as well), but then I realized maybe you were meaning Decaturship, which makes sense, since Decatur is a place in Alabama (and at least 14 other States, if not more, in the USSA... which is funny, because the makers of The Simpson could have used Decatur instead of Springfield, since there seems to be so many Decaturs) and Bertolt Brecht did write that poem, that was made into a song, known as Alabama Song (also known as Whiskey Bar) and the lyrics would be apropos as well... although perhaps it should be Vodka Bar and Rubles, or Rations... But perhaps that is the point.

Show me the way to the next whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find the next whisky* bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you we must die

(chorus)
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say say good-bye
We've lost our good old mamma
And must have whisky*
Oh, you know why.

Show me the way to the next pretty girl
Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next pretty girl
Oh don't ask why, oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find the next pretty girl*
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you we must die

Chorus
And must have a girl*
Chorus cont'd.

Show me the way to the next little dollar
Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next little dollar
Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find the next little dollar*
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you we must die

Chorus
And must have dollars*
Chorus cont'd.

In any case, whether you meant Decatur(ship) or not, it is odd and ironic foreshadowing that Comrade Brecht should write such a song for a place that is in so many States in the USSA. But, I believe, he was expressing that exact notion of Europistanean Elektion outcomes, that you speak of in your post, and projekting them onto the future USSA, explaining how the system would work in that country, if the Glorious World of Next Tuesday ever came about. If the proles of the USSA do not mend their ways, continue to imbibe in inappropriate alcoholic rations, only look for pretty girls and not strong socialist womyn, and then pursue their next dollar, and not rubles... or really, pursue any monetary gain, then They Must Die. I believe this song further illustrates your point, though perhaps ironically, which may be a thought-crime, since I suppose it might be misconstrued and so lead the Proletariat astray... But I will leave that for deeper thinkers than myself. I am but a simple dolphin, and know only the ways and needs of the pod (which I extend kollektivley to the kollektive).

Sister Massively Opiated

Minitrue wrote:Comrade Red Square: good to see Mrs Red Square secretly injecting radio-active polonium into the back of this anti-revolutionary agitator!

Comrade Minitrue,

I do not believe Mrs. Red Square would inject something like Polonium 210, even into anti-revolutionary agitators, especially after the Kollective saw how badly I was injured by a Polonium 210 pellet while on personal errands in the Balkans for our Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid in 2007-ish. It took months of detoxing and horrible activated charcoal treatments fed through tube into my blowhole. My poop turned black, as did my tongue, and I puked up black stuff. It blocked the uptake of Omega 3 fatty acids, which are critical for dolphin health. It was a dire time. And if I had not survived, it would have been a slow painful death. As it was, was very slow painful recovery.

On the other hand, if one can manage to have anti-revolutionary agitators ingest Polonium 210 in large enough amounts (which is really teeny tiny amount), they are guaranteed to be dead much more quickly - rarely living longer than 24 hours - and thereby reducing the chance they will be able to speak to anyone to whom they can pass on their suspicions, if they have any. Within an hour, their nose will begin to bleed. By hour two, they will begin to appear jaundiced around the eyes, and shortly thereafter, all over. They will begin to cough up black coloured blood within three hours, and since it is unlikely it will be the first or even second thing doctors look for, they will treat the thought-criminals' inevitable intractable pain with such large doses of pain medication, they will not be able to communicate with anyone, thereby allaying the possibility that if they have suspicions regarding their condition, they will blab.

Polonium 210 ingested in large enough doses, is quickly absorbed into the bones, destroying the production of immune cells. And since our bodies actually have larger numbers of bacteria than our own cells (is surprising, no?) that we use to help us with many bodily processes, when our immune system is decimated, the delicate balance between these symbiotic bacteria and our own immune cells is thrown out of whack, and the very bacteria we rely on to keep everything from our skin to our hair follicles to our digestive tract... pretty much every system of our body... healthy, and that balance that our immune cells keep between all our other cells and the bacterial micro-biome is thrown into chaos and the bacteria run amok and attack up. We literally begin to be eaten from the inside out, while we are still alive. And so, the blood vessels begin to leak, our livers dump all our bile into our bodies, turning our blood black, our organs fail, and we die a horrible painful death unless the doses of pain medications we receive are so large, we simply stop breathing, which we will do anyway, and very shortly. If we were not medicated, the pain would send us into shock and we would die, perhaps even sooner. It is very very rare that ingested Polonium 210 is 'survivable' and then at most, only for about 2 weeks, if treated extremely quickly and dose is not too big... but still, 2 weeks max, and most of it spent in gibbering, delirious pain, leaking black from many orifices.

And so, it is very unlikely that Mrs. Red Square would use Polonium pellets, rather than ingested Polonium 210. It is sloppy wet-work... not considered best practice... is amateur, and below Mrs. Red Square. Is poor execution, figuratively and literally. But then, you have not reached level where that course is yet offered. But is considered half-assed performance, lacking in elegance. We must commit fully to our work and to doing it well. Otherwise, is not worth doing... close-up. Much better to blow up skull like cantaloupe with very powerful firearm from a relatively long distance, and enjoy the wonders of physics, as if doing a hydrostatic shock experiment. And is fun to blow things up, no?

Sis

Glorious Roseate Post-Modern Platonic Solid, The Peoples' Direktor wrote:His change of heart, reflected in his poem you mentioned, could be the reason of his fatal heart attack in 1956, whether natural or artificially induced. The Party could not allow a Stalin Peace Prize laureate to become a loose cannon.

Dear Glorious Red Square,

I believe Cube members discussed a similar situation a long time ago... so long ago, that I do not remember in relation to whom and in what context, but it also involved a change of heart and subsequent heart attack. If I remember correktly, it was posited that the person's change of heart was... well... half-hearted, and as a result, during said change, their heart was removed, and problems only ensued when it was not actually replaced with a different one. I may be mistaken, and I often am, but not replacing the removed heart, could, in theory, cause many problems, could it not?

Minitrue wrote:Comrade Red Square gave me the idea to start a Glorious Post for a cultural exchange with the Oppressed Masses from across the ocean. I hope to explain some subtle differences in Thought Control and Bureaucratic Brutality that may become useful to the future Proletarian Dicatorship of the USA.
As a registered agent of the Ministry of Truth in Brussels, Belgium, I can answer all your questions about the Peoples Republic of Europistan, so feel free to contact me (for example by answering this post).

Today's subject in the re-education class: "Elections"

Comrade Minitrue,

As a result of the time difference, I was wondering if you might at least give those of us who are temporally challenged, some idea of what today's subject will be, so that if our schedules allow, we might do some preparation.

Your attention in these matters are greatly appreciated, Comrades,
SMO

Dear comrade sister dolphin,

Thank you for your constructive and well written responses to our attempts to bring Bureaucratic Civiliation to the Amerikan Masses.

All time zones are equal, comrade, so you can choose when to sleep or to read the Kube to praise our Collectivist Masters!

The subject of the next European Cultural Exchange re-education class is not yet decided, but feel free to demand any subject of your choosing, and I will happily give my Korrekt Analysis of the matter (after approval by the Politbureau of course).

Have a nice day swimming the prairies of the north!

Yours in Thought Control, minitrue

Short newsflash from the European Soviet States:

Ebru Umar, a dutch journalist with Turkish ancestry, has been arrested by the Ottoman Secret Police for insulting the mighty sultan Erdogan. Since Erdogan is an ally of the European Superstate in its relentless drive to flood Europe with new, more “government controllable” proles from Syria, she will probably be left to rot in a Turkish Dungeon.

According to the dutch site elsevier.nl, many dutch Turks are happy the traitor has been captured.

As we can see, the sacred European values of freedom of speech and press are on the rise everywhere!

For those of you American Capitals Pigs who are interested in peaceful union protests:

This is how two weeks ago the striking government employees "re-arranged" the office of one of the belgian ministers:

https://www.robtv.be/nieuws/huldenberg/ ... koen-geens

A shining example of collectivism in action!