Current truth update: election interference impossible

Comrades, the Current Truth™ has been updated. It is now patently absurd to suggest that any organisation - foreign or domestic - could influence the elections. The mere suggestion of such a thing happening shows that you are a mentally ill conspiracy theorist in need of urgent government healthcare. Literally nobody sane would do that.

It would be really sad if these Trump supporters (spit, spit) would spend the next four years organising a "resistance" or refusing to accept the election results. I mean, nobody who loves the country would do that right? Right?

Memory holes will be placed at your disposal at the local party headquarters and in public squares. Kommissars will go from door to door to confirm that the following items are destroyed by all politically correct households:

• placards protesting election interference by Putin
• T-shirts saying "not my president"
• propaganda material calling for a coup against the previous president (spit, spit)
• anything that refers to the 2000 and 2016 elections being "stolen"
• flyers about "resistance" against the government
• text messages to your FBI or CIA coworkers about "insurance policies" against the new administration
• riot gear and baseball bats used to protest elected officials and governments
• more placards about Putin stealing elections
• texts suggesting the system is "rigged" and systemically racist (the system is perfect now)
• anything that refers to Fox news; they served their purpose and can now be disbanded

The list is not exhaustive. That's all for now, comrades.
 

This same narrative was issued by Apple this morning for what their consumer needed to understand to get them through their busy workday thinking for someone else.

'pelipksy heard that Sen. Schumer says the Biden/Harris victory was a mandate to Change The World, next.

But Sen. Schumerlove wasn't in the War Room, so it doesn't count as sounding aggressive to The New World Order featured on the Big Board!

It's like being "in" the movie with Peter Sellers every step of the way!!!

Thank you Comrade Minitrue for updates of Current Truth™ updated currently.

'pelipsky
 

I don't remember anything about the last four years. Beet vodka is an effective method of maintaining the Current Truth™.
 

You can buy a cardboard cutout of Joe Biden at Amazon. Fun fact: the silhouette looks just like Xi Jinping.





https://www.amazon.com/Aahs-Engravings-Biden-Life-Stand/dp/B07V7VQBX9/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=joe%2Bbiden%2Bcutout&sr=8-3&th=1
 

 

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You can buy a cardboard cutout of Joe Biden at Amazon. Fun fact: the silhouette looks just like Xi Jinping.

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https://www.amazon.com/Aahs-Engravings-Biden-Life-Stand/dp/B07V7VQBX9/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=joe%2Bbiden%2Bcutout&sr=8-3&th=1

For our meme depository.


 

 

 

Who are you to question what they identify with?


 

When Kamala identifies as President, will Her Thighness , our beloved MTE Hillary Rodham get to identify as co-president again?
 

NBC reporter realizes on live TV that Trump is going to win.


 

This meme aged well.