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Czar Wars: Action Figure Line

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Conservatives this marks the first battle in the “Czar Wars” and we are the rebel alliance. Over the coming weeks I will be creating a new action figure for each of the Czars.

Van Jones is the first “figure” to be discontinued in the Czar Wars line. Other figures to be released shortly in the first wave will be Valerie Jarrett, John Holdren, Ezekiel Emanuel and many others.


All future "figures" will be posted on this thread.

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Can you make the logo look more like the unfinished Death Star?


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Red Square wrote:Can you make the logo look more like the unfinished Death Star?

Way ahead of you, I had been tinkering around on it. Just finished it up and updated above:)

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Valerie Jarrett is the second featured “figure” in the Czar Wars line to hit the interwebs.

While the Van Jones resgination is welcomed amongst those who are not communists the problem still remains. Obama has surrounded himself with Czars as pointed out HERE.

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Comrade Broadside, I do believe you've found your artistic calling. I smell a franchise scam opportunity. Books, movie rights, fast food toys, cartoons, video games, you name it.

Er, I mean, that's what a greedy capitalist pig would do. Too bad How fortunate we aren't motivated by profit and greed.

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You mean people make money by creating an original work? Philistines!

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Comrade Broadside, you've been on a roll the last few weeks! This thread is going to be fun to watch. I hope to see a figure of George Soros as the Emperor (even though he isn't a Czar, we all know who the Sith Lord is behind all these Czars). Keep 'em coming!

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Soros as Palpatine is a good idea, I'll put it on the to do list. I figure this thread will give me a lot of material for quite a while. Thanks for the support:)


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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Comrade Broadside, I do believe you've found your artistic calling. I smell a franchise scam opportunity. Books, movie rights, fast food toys, cartoons, video games, you name it.

Er, I mean, that's what a greedy capitalist pig would do. Too bad How fortunate we aren't motivated by profit and greed.

You fools. Do I have to do everything around here? Do I have draw you all a picture and pull out little hand puppets to explain? Do you need a copy of "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Making Money Without Looking Like You're Just Another Capitalist"?

This is how you do it:

First of all, you establish a non-profit, non-partisan, grass roots initiative. Give it a name, e.g. Community Organizing For Czar Wars Action Figures (COFCWAF), or World Can't Wait for Czar Wars Action Figures, or Czar Wars Action Figures for Peace, Earth, and Children (CWAFFPEC) or Czar Wars Actions Figures for a Greener Planet, or even Czar Wars Action Figures That Raise Awareness, or CWAFTRA, etc.

Write a mission statement to go with it, using as many verbs* as possible: Czar Wars Action Figures for Whatever is a non-profit, non-partisan grass roots initiative that seeks to raise awareness of the need to organize and establish programs that educate, inform, and motivate citizens to develop a better interest in supporting Czar Wars Action Figures through community efforts to promote activities such as canvassing, letter-writing, and passing resolutions that call for implementing social justice, demanding peace, and caring for the planet.

You then proceed to sell the Czar Wars action figures, not for profit, but to RAISE AWARENESS about the issues related to Obama's czars. Make sure you tell prospective buyers that proceeds from their purchase will go directly to the establishment of programs that educate and inform citizens about all the many programs established and promoted by Obama's czars to implement Obama's various programs and initiatives, etc. (see sample mission statement)

And for the love of Lenin, don't call it money! Call it HOPE, e.g., "Your gift of HOPE will help us to make more Czar Wars Action Figures, which in turn will yada-yada (again with the verb-laden mission statement). Please keep giving us HOPE!" . . . "Our organization is powered by HOPE--and suckers supporters like YOU."

Image *Using as many verbs as possible will make your organization look as if it's actually doing something, besides just raising money--which is basically all such organizations do, anyway.

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Brilliant use of Party Approved Time(TM) Commissarka! You have properly explained the various and sundry ways in which a noble and valiant progressive may wage war on the capitalist thugs which assail us from all sides, and come out victorious!

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Thank you Pinkie for pointing out the "verb" usage when going forward. I personally prefer your suggestion of CWAFFPEC. Everything we do must be for the children. If not then who else is going to turn in their parents?

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Comrade Whoopie wrote:Comrade Broadside, I do believe you've found your artistic calling. I smell a franchise scam opportunity. Books, movie rights, fast food toys, cartoons, video games, you name it.

Er, I mean, that's what a greedy capitalist pig would do. Too bad How fortunate we aren't motivated by profit and greed.

You fools. Do I have to do everything around here? Do I have draw you all a picture and pull out little hand puppets to explain? Do you need a copy of "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Making Money Without Looking Like You're Just Another Capitalist"?

This is how you do it:

First of all, you establish a non-profit, non-partisan, grass roots initiative. Give it a name, e.g. Community Organizing For Czar Wars Action Figures (COFCWAF), or World Can't Wait for Czar Wars Action Figures, or Czar Wars Action Figures for Peace, Earth, and Children (CWAFFPEC) or Czar Wars Actions Figures for a Greener Planet, or even Czar Wars Action Figures That Raise Awareness, or CWAFTRA, etc.

Write a mission statement to go with it, using as many verbs* as possible: Czar Wars Action Figures for Whatever is a non-profit, non-partisan grass roots initiative that seeks to raise awareness of the need to organize and establish programs that educate, inform, and motivate citizens to develop a better interest in supporting Czar Wars Action Figures through community efforts to promote activities such as canvassing, letter-writing, and passing resolutions that call for implementing social justice, demanding peace, and caring for the planet.

You then proceed to sell the Czar Wars action figures, not for profit, but to RAISE AWARENESS about the issues related to Obama's czars. Make sure you tell prospective buyers that proceeds from their purchase will go directly to the establishment of programs that educate and inform citizens about all the many programs established and promoted by Obama's czars to implement Obama's various programs and initiatives, etc. (see sample mission statement)

And for the love of Lenin, don't call it money! Call it HOPE, e.g., "Your gift of HOPE will help us to make more Czar Wars Action Figures, which in turn will yada-yada (again with the verb-laden mission statement). Please keep giving us HOPE!" . . . "Our organization is powered by HOPE--and suckers supporters like YOU."

Image *Using as many verbs as possible will make your organization look as if it's actually doing something, besides just raising money--which is basically all such organizations do, anyway.


What would we do without you Commissarka?!?!

For your service to the Motherland! Many thanks for supporting the common good!


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Comrades!

I just had to make the excellent Beck/Jones image smaller so that it wouldn't distort the display.

If you must post wide images, please use the following code:

<img width="577" src="WIDE_IMAGE_URL">

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I denounce images for not being equal! Equal pixels for all images! End the tyranny of size!

Does anybody know if they make a Bag-O-Tea-Partiers? I'm the first in my work zone to collect all the figures as they have come out. The Bag-O-Riot-Guys seems incomplete without Tea Parties to bust up.

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Comrade Jill, I believe they are selling the Tea Partier figurines individually in gumdrop dispensers. I seen one at my local grocery store right next to the "Homies" dispenser. I see they have 3 versions of the Glenn Beck figure. One is crying, one is red in the face with blood shooting out of his eyes and one with his hands tied behind his back ready to be lynched or placed in front of a firing squad (sold separately).

Special thanks to Pinkie for reminding us how to live the capitalist lifestyle without selling out. I don't know how I forgot, it's right here in chapter 3 of "Communist conspiracies, networks and front organizations for Dummies."

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If you are like me then when you think “Science” you think forced abortion and population sterilization. Sorry, for a second I had science confused with radicalism, no idea how that happened *sarcasm off*

Unfortunately radicalism IS science to John Holdren, Obama's pick for “Science Czar”.

In 1977 Holdren co-authored a book called Echoscience where he makes the case that forced abortions and sterilization are acceptable means to control a population.
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He also looks like George Lucas who put out Star Wars in 1977, surely this is not a coincidence.


 
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