In a bold, decisive move, Dear Leader (pbuh) appointed a new Insurance Czar late Friday evening. White house spokes-thing Robert Gibbs hailed the bold move as "proof positive that this administration takes job creation very seriously." When asked his opinion of the nominee, Secretary Gibbs exclaimed "Have you seen the deals on insurance this gal can get??!! Of course she's right for the job!"

The President™ was quoted as saying. "If she can save the average American that much, imagine what she'll be able to do for the United Socialist States. Frankly, we've been hearing lots of complaints of loud motorcycles and lethal go-karts. The new Czar insists she will be able to address the insurance needs of these and many other vehicles." The President™ then went on to recite a 2008 election speech.

Gecko sez "?????"

Comrade Czar
I've checked into GEICOgate, and here is what I've learned. If the President™ had appointed the gecko, GEICO would have had to just shorten their name to "Government Employees" which would have caused a kerfluffle with General™ Electric™. To avoid the whole mess, Dear Leader is planning on sending some "advisers" to "encourage" the gecko to take an "early retirement" to an undisclosed location.

Anyone who follow's "The Obama's" comic strip knows that Dear Leader has a sexual obsession with that red haired floozy Flo.

And I might add that Geico was the auto insurance company that deceived a simple Harvard Law School grad into thinking that minimum liability coverage was the same as comprehensive collision coverage. Shame on them.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Anyone who follow's "The Obama's" comic strip knows that Dear Leader has a sexual obsession with that red haired floozy Flo.

And I might add that Geico was the auto insurance company that deceived a simple Harvard Law School grad into thinking that minimum liability coverage was the same as comprehensive collision coverage. Shame on them.

Comrade Whoopie, your remembering powers are truly admirable. Other than that.. I've got nothing..

Comrades. My Commie red blood flows with pride when I read your postings.

The "Progressive" babe does not seem legit to me, comrades. She does not look like a true progressive to me. I think the insurance czar should look more like Lord Obama's liberal constituents who put him in power..........

El Presidente wrote:Comrades. My Commie red blood flows with pride when I read your postings.

The "Progressive" babe does not seem legit to me, comrades. She does not look like a true progressive to me. I think the insurance czar should look more like Lord Obama's liberal constituents who put him in power..........

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You may have a point...

El Presidente, your picture of a caveman makes me itch.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:El Presidente, your picture of a caveman makes me itch.

Caveman? What caveman? The photograph is of one of our progressive young university comrades at a Go-Green Pearl Jam environmental rally, isn't it?

AHHH...HELL!!! I can't tell them apart! My mistake, comrade Whoopie.



"Tell me please... Would you one time let me be myself
so I can shine with my own light. Let me be myself.

For a while, if you don't mind, let me be myself
so I can shine with my own light. Let me be myself."

El Presidente wrote: "Tell me please... Would you one time let me be myself
so I can shine with my own light. Let me be myself.

For a while, if you don't mind, let me be myself
so I can shine with my own light. Let me be myself."

Careful, El Presidente, the band which sung these lines are not like glorious Peoples bands from '70s... they make evil tribute videos for Unholy Imperialistic AmeriKKKan Millitary under the Vile Boosh Regime (spitspitspitspit).

Yes.

Careful, El Presidente, the band which sung these lines are not like glorious Peoples bands from '70s... they make evil tribute videos for Unholy Imperialistic AmeriKKKan Millitary under the Vile Boosh Regime (spitspitspitspit).

Corrected I stand, Czar Czar. You are correct in pointing out the "evil" pro-imperialist messages of 3 Doors Down. It is quite disturbing that in the days of Obama there still remains a few pro-American holdouts that continue to resist the demise of American exceptionalism. If only these distributors of propaganda could follow the lead of great intellectuals like Green-Gay, Pearl Scam, and Rage Against the Machine...Manufacturers.

I feel guilty for my lapse of reason. I will report myself to a re-education camp. asap.

......Disgraceful Pro-American propaganda must be stopped!!!

Time to Shine

I'm with Czar Czar.... doesn't get any 'greener' than a Gecko.