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Dear Leader Bolsters Our Childrens' Immune Systems

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American children have not had very strong immune systems. To make an immune system strong, it needs to be 'challenged'.

Dear Leader has decided to import thousands of sick children from south of the border to cough in the faces of American children and thus activate their immune systems.

As Nietzsche once said, "What does not kill us, makes us stronger".

The Obama administration let more than 37,000 illegal-alien children into the U.S. without health screening. Now, more than 1,000 kids in 10 states are bolstering their immune systems with a serious respiratory virus (Enterovirus D68).

This major epidemic sweeping across the nation will make our children stronger in the long run.

Dear Leader is wise beyond his ears.

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We must share needles since that is the way to fight capitalism and aides.

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Well Comrades, all of this apocalyptic dogma certainly does not hold water for me when we have benevolent progressive leaders grounded in advanced epidemiological science, who tell us not to be judgmental about our newly invited children of social status. You see, it's one of the greatest core principles of Progressives, which is better known as compassion and we as a nation shouldn't be hampered by the superstitious who project fear. However, the real destruction of society as we know it will be global warmingclimate change when most of the atmosphere is driven off into space if we don't correctly sort our recyclables. That Comrades, is the real fear.

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trashmouth wrote:Well Comrades, all of this apocalyptic dogma certainly does not hold water for me when we have benevolent progressive leaders grounded in advanced epidemiological science, who tell us not to be judgmental about our newly invited children of social status. You see, it's one of the greatest core principles of Progressives, which is better known as compassion and we as a nation shouldn't be hampered by the superstitious who project fear. However, the real destruction of society as we know it will be global warmingclimate change when most of the atmosphere is driven off into space if we don't correctly sort our recyclables. That Comrades, is the real fear.
I have a fishing hook and line for that reason.

We know the only truth about our climate comes from the great and powerful Gore of Oz.

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Actually the Goracle has dispatched our Secretary of Statism, John F'n Kerry, who served in Viet Nam, to hold talks with Indian environment scholars and Prime minister Narendra after warning Indonesians that Climate Change is the biggest “ Weapon of Mass Destruction”. So there's really no point in discussing, “ The War on Terror ™ , ISIS ™ , Dear Leader's infectious diseases by immigrants ™ or increasing our immune system ™ ” because as John F'n Kerry has said climate change is the most fearsome weapon of mass destruction. Quite frankly Comrade, this is the time in which the Magical Healing Powers of Progressives ™ are needed the most. [img]styles/pc/imageset/heart.png[/img]

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Evil Smiley wrote:Dear Leader has decided to import thousands of sick children from south of the border to cough in the faces of American children and thus activate their immune systems.

Dear Leader is wise beyond his ears.

Obama Fever - Catch It!!!

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Imagine what life would be like without benevolent guidance of Dear Leader and his Administration. Even our childrens' lunches wouldn't be the same. How will we survive after he leaves office? Is it even possible we WILL survive?

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Subvet wrote:Imagine what life would be like without benevolent guidance of Dear Leader and his Administration. Even our childrens' lunches wouldn't be the same. How will we survive after he leaves office? Is it even possible we WILL survive?
If we truly believe in Dear Leader and obey his mandates, perhaps he will grant us immortality.

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[color=#C0392B]Evil Smiley[/color] was exactly correct when he wrote:American children have not had very strong immune systems.

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Just give everyone a shot... problem solved! (...you are welcome!)
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