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Dear Leader Closes Country!

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In a surprise move, Dear Leader Comrade President declared the country closed. As part of his "Punish Amerika" campaign to make the lives of all neo-kulaks as miserable as possible, Dear Leader has ordered everyone and anything that might possibly be living or using federal land, evicted. This means the Park Service is not only removing people, but all animals as well. Trees and foliage will be removed next month.

In fact, the administration is collectivizing the entire nation next week claiming all land is government property, so everyone needs to leave the country, except the undocumented workers, they can stay.

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Kommissar Brainiac wrote: In a surprise move, Dear Leader Comrade President declared the country closed. As part of his "Punish Amerika" campaign to make the lives of all neo-kulaks as miserable as possible, Dear Leader has ordered everyone and anything that might possibly be living or using federal land, evicted. This means the Park Service is not only removing people, but all animals as well. Trees and foliage will be removed next month.

In fact, the administration is collectivizing the entire nation next week claiming all land is government property, so everyone needs to leave the country, except the undocumented workers, they can stay.

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(and taxpayers)

Dear Leader closes Amber Alerts. Quick, Comrades, get the tea party's grandchildren for reeducation kamps while you can.

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[quote="Kommissar Brainiac"]
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In a surprise move, Dear Leader Comrade President declared the country closed. As part of his "Punish Amerika" campaign to make the lives of all neo-kulaks as miserable as possible, Dear Leader has ordered everyone and anything that might possibly be living or using federal land, evicted. This means the Park Service is not only removing people, but [highlight=#ffff00]all animals[/highlight] as well.
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It is our duty as his loyal subjects to close Amerika down during this dark time cast upon us by the evil Rethugs. You have your orders.

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HERE IS A BARRICADE IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE'S GULAG..... it is protecting the brick wall on the East side of the southern branch of the lantern. We must do all we can to close all we can and .... other .... stuff.
Barry Akhbar!!!

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Wait wait wait!!! But what of the workers who only yearn to come here and collect free crap? If the Enlightened one closes down Amerikkka, how will they get their free crap?



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Oh 'ye of little faith in the One.
Dear Leader is capable of shutting down much more than a mere country, my Comrades.

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