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Dear Leader is an Ancient One


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Hey, watch it! Some of us were rooting for the REAL Cthulhu in 2008 (I still have my campaign button) and would prefer that His reputation remain unsullied by association with BHO.

Great Cthulhu at least had a refreshing political candor:

Policy on immigration: Cthulhu would eat everyone.

Policy on healthcare: Cthulhu would eat everyone.

Policy on foreign relations: Cthulhu would eat everyone.

Policy on torture: Cthulhu would eat everyone.

And you know that He could deliver on His campaign promises, unlike another certain cosmic abomination...

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Is Cthulhu a relation to Dear Leader? Or just a member of some tribe that Dear Leader's Muslim ancestors sold into slavery?

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Cthulhu sounds like Doctor, Professor and Dictator of Uganda Idi Amin Dada. I remember the time Dr. Idi Amin invited me to a backyard picnic. I recall his Chief of Staff leaning over to whisper to me "Stick with the salad, don't eat the pork BBQ."

I don't know what that silly man was talking about, the BBQ was delicious, very tender and succulent, cooked to perfection. I confess, I had to have a second helping. I've never been able to find any pork roast that tasted quite the same. What a pity.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:" I've never been able to find any pork roast that tasted quite the same. What a pity.

Visit the Glorious Workers Paradise in the DPRK, I am sure that they can "hook" you up.

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Leninka wrote:Is Cthulhu a relation to Dear Leader? Or just a member of some tribe that Dear Leader's Muslim ancestors sold into slavery?

Oh, he must be related! He looks so much like our great Leader. . . . down to the snakes in his skull.

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Comrades,

I have a Cthulhu fish, a version of the Darwin fish, on my Prius. How grateful I am to find The One had reached out to me subliminally!

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All right comrades we've had enough fun with that picture already you all can lay it to rest. Honestly, disguise yourself as the president just once and suddenly every one thinks he's an Old One.

And for the offcial record the dear leader is not an Old One, and you all should be grateful for that. Old Ones are capitalistic suppressive twits who would have poisoned humanity with their backwards thinking if I and the other star spawn hadn't escorted them to the glorious People's Paradise of Pandemonium for reeducation via the freezing flames of current truth.

And Pasternack thank you for your support but you know full well that the People's Party of Pandemonium is and always will be closely allied to the Democrat party, its been that way since Wildrow Wilson sold us his soul in exchange for the 1912 election. We would never run a counter cannidate to the Democrats, no matter how supperior our "Eat all Enemies of the People" strattegy is.


 
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