As illustrated above, Dear Leader (PBUH) presents the military its new budget. Visible, flipping in the air above #11's helmet is a golden Sacagawea dollar tossed by the Lord High Commander in Chief and Fundamental Transformer of this Country, that the uniformed athletes would have to battle for an hour to determine which side would earn the budget "redistribution." (the Army premauturely announced yesterday it is cutting 8700 jobs--these will not reflect on employment statistics without administration approval.)

His "O"lyness sat with one side, and at half-time SWITCHED SIDES, just as he did with campaign finance reform, FANNIE MAE/FREDDIE MAC, Guantanamo Bay, the sale of horse meat for human consumption, and his support for Hosni Mubarak in Egypt.

just as before, he ended up on the losing side in the end...

Dear Leader expressed his admiration for the students at the Military Academies, as their education (tuition, room, board, books, clothing, and an allowance...) is completely paid for by millionaires and billionaires taking advantage of the Bush Tax cuts; but upon graduation, each will become government employees who will work long hours for a pittance of pay, and sacrifice their Winter Solstice vacations in the name of "service" and fairness, just like himself...

The Department of Homeland Security urged Dear Leader not to attend, reminding him that he would be entering a truly hostile crowd of young rethugglicans who, as published in a report by DHS, would become "military veterans facing significant challenges reintegrating into their communities could lead to the potential emergence of terrorist groups or lone wolf extremists capable of carrying out violent attacks" (NOTE: The ONLY authorized use of the word "terrorist" is in reference to US Military Veterans.) The President admoinished Secretary Napolitano to "piss up a rope, I'm getting a corn dog and a beer at the stadium."

No need to worry Comrade, our noble invaders neighbors to the south who do the jobs we won't do have already proven you can provide firepower on a budget.

https://news.yahoo.com/obamas-walk-chur ... 36411.html

And Now THIS!!!


Dear Leader (PBUH) walking to a Christian (well, Episocpal anyway) church where he is not the primary speaker? Did Someone die?

Was there a buffet? Were they lost trying to find Five Guys Burgers? Is the Limo in the shop? Did he confiscate the offering plates as donations to the DNC?

An official INQUIRY into the misconduct and irresponsibility of the PRESS for covering such an event is in order!

I'm thinking that a graphics guy in Marketing didn't go too far off from last time... I found this masterpiece on this page https://nationaljournal.com/whitehouse/obama-it-doesn-t-really-matter-who-gop-nominates-20111211 where Dear Leader essentially states "I'll whip their asses and anybody who looks like them too!"

Fans nonplussed by gay pencil neck body double.

Great savings will be realized when are troops are converted M-16s to blow guns. And snipers to Bows and conventional arrows. Battleships will be recycled and become fleets of canoes.

Sangusky moved to petition Dear Leader for new job in the now open military.
Recommends immediate change to Greek-style security force uniforms.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=gr ... ORM=IDFRIR

History made in that photo ... first time the coin-toss at the Army/Navy game was performed by a non-American.