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Dear Leader vs. Putin, the gauntlet is thrown...

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Obama Seen Gaining on Putin as U.S. Prods EU on Sanctions

In an uncharacteristic statement short of drawing a red line, yet diplomatically "ballsy" in light of recent administration's foreign policy, Dear Leader has openly challenged Vladimir Putin by sending the awe-inspiring Secretary of Being Someplace Else, John Kerry, to talk to others not involved.

"We are trying to encourage our European friends to realize this is a wake-up call," Kerry said.

Encouraging friends to wake up is a highly successful diplomatic maneuver used successfully in administration's recent successful endeavors such as Egypt, Syria, and the Defense of Benghazi.

As nothing was said and nothing will be done, this has Dear Leader's fingerprints all over it, especially since he is vacationing in Martha's Vinyard. Putin has not read of this in the news, so he has yet to comment.

Details as they happen, film at eleven...

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Our European friends needs help with waking up. They seem to lost their alarm clocks. I think the appropriate action is to hand out The People's Bells.

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This should wake up the sleeping comrades of Europe!

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Captain Craptek wrote:This should wake up the sleeping comrades of Europe!

Don't mind if I do.

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Obama demonstrates his "flexibility" for Vladimir.

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Putin is now quaking - Comrade Obama has armed himself with his pen and his phone!

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Komrade Katz wrote:Putin is now quaking - Comrade Obama has armed himself with his pen and his phone!

And...HE HAS THE FOOTBALL - The BIG BUTTON! Any second now HE is likely to launch into a speech with planet busting consequences....I shudder at the very thought. Oh, the humanity!

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El Presidente wrote:Obama demonstrates his "flexibility" for Vladimir.

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Genuine flexibility requires many skills:

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In special meeting between Joe Biden and Vlad Putin regarding Ukraine, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Gaza, Israel, etc., a live microphone picked-up Putin saying to Biden: "Joe, tell Barry I said 'thanks' for keeping his promise to be more flexible."

--KOOK


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Comrade Smiley,

Point well made. Dear Leader has much work to do in the lateral raise department if he plans on achieving the arm tone of Lady Moochelle.

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Dear Leader (PBUH) has again stuck out his diplomatic tongue at Vladimir Putin and drawn another line that he had better not cross either.... Announcing economic sanctions and lowered self esteem, Barack Hussein Obama has wagged his finger at Super-Putin and threatened really bad stuff that he won't like.

Putin was either invading another country or having a sandwich and unavailable for comment, but sources in Moscow indicate that the Premier was overheard to respond along the lines of "he hasn't got the beets..." and "do we have anymore of that mustard from Germany that comes in a toothpaste tube? Get Angela Merckel on the line...."

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This picture of Dear Leader is most equal! He looks like he's posing for his Official Presidential Portrait. Generations from now, school children ™ could be seeing this and know just how impotent peaceful and wimpy loving our Dear Leader actually was.

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Ladies of The Cube™ (and Tovarichi)...

which president do you really want?!


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Fearless Leader ™ Putin performing his smash hit "Blurred red lines in the sand" Special guest appearance by Dear Leader ™

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:Our European friends needs help with waking up. They seem to lost their alarm clocks. I think the appropriate action is to hand out The People's Bells.
How's about handing them The People's Balls! Let's do that!

Their population is on the decrease. They need to get laid for cripesakes!

Instead of "Ring-a-ling-a-ling", Europeans need some "Ding-a-ling-a-ling" or, if that fails (a real possibility), some suicide counseling.


 
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