WHITE HOUSE PROMOTES ‘A SAFE PLACE TO PEE' FOR TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY

... White House Chief Data Scientist DJ Patil, ... expressed concern that there is very little data of what the transgender community needs....

“Jobs, healthcare, housing, a safe place to pee. It's your time to be heard. Share your #transneeds,” reads a message on the Twitter account calling for everyone to weigh in.

One cannot help but be reminded of that other great American, Earl Butz, who also wanted Safe Excretion Zones for The People.

A safe place to pee
Is not a tree.
Nor a place where people look at me
And laugh. Tee Hee!
For me
And thee
A place to pee
Must be safe, you see.
And once you see
I have a safe place to pee
I'm free.
I can squat or get down on one knee
And pee
Ever so safely.

Oh, how happy we'll be
When we pee, wild and free,
Like the Statue of Lenin,
Who peed without error
(or at least nobody mentioned it to him)
With his long reign of terror,
On you and on me.

Now Dear Leader, ah me,
Politically correctly must see,
That the ungendered,
misgendered,
lusus naturae
have a warm place to pee.
#&@^@*!
There's bigger problems facing this country!

All problems are equal, comrade.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:All problems are equal, comrade.

Remember that when you're in the middle of Bridge 9340 hanging by your teeth over a 100 foot drop, the cherry picker won't reach, Mean Billy can't get the crane started, and I've got just an awful hangnail.

Since State Surveillance always increases safety by at least 65%, I propose that all bathrooms be fitted with high definition security cameras, studio microphones that record onto high-fidelity vinyl, fingerprint and retina sensors that must be actuated to open the main door to the bathroom, an RFID tag implanted into the *downstairs region* that is read by RFID readers in all toilets, and stall doors that look like this:


As for the urinals, scrap them. They are a symbol of sexism, misogyny, male chauvinism, the patriarchy, and anti marxist-feminist blasphemy. And for those heathens who refuse to get rid of their beloved urinals, remove all the walls between them. That's a worse punishment than any gas chamber or firing squad.

There are jobs programs in a lot of towns and cities, healthcare is covered by Obamacare, Housing is covered by State and/or City/Local laws and programs, and bathrooms are everywhere and have regs on them in the form of ADA laws. There are already laws and regs for all 4 of these things mentioned in the Twitter message, and yet they're calling for more. I wonder why?

“You will be hollow. We shall squeeze you empty, and then we shall fill you with ourselves.” - Orwell's 1984

I don't care if you're transgendered or whatever the new terms are, but if you feel insulted because you're a guy that feels like a gal and you get caught in the ladies restroom with your Johnson hanging out, that isn't society's problem. It's yours.

Also, "a safe place to pee?" Is our society this barbaric, this degenerate, to be using such a word in an official government document? I mean, I hate the government as much as the next guy, but I do admire it for it's and expect it to have a very official tone and language choice. But, since this is public relations, maybe the blame is on the public and not the government. I wouldn't doubt it. I'm reminded of a verse from Cole Porter's Anything Goes:

"Good authors too,
Who once knew better words,
now only use four-letter words writing prose,
Anything Goes."

I love writing. I love reading. Any perversion of the English language affects the quality of the writing that are written today, and the writings that are written today may be read 50, 100, even 200 years from now. Will we be presented as a high-tech, proper, civilized society, or a society that is over-sexualized (50 Shades of Grey), communicated in another language (Cell phone and internet abbreviations), and that was more focused on pleasures of the body instead of the mind? Instead of using this wondrous modern miracle of worldwide connection ala the internet for benevolent and well-thought purposes, we use it to kill and annoy each other and view and send each-other pornographic images, among other such misuses of this technology with so much potential.

It worries me to see us go from Edgar Allan Poe and Ambrose Bierce & Mozart Haydn and etc to E. L. James and "Lady Gaga" in relatively such a short time. There is so much beauty in the world; I hope language doesn't devolve to where it can't communicate it. There is so much beauty in music*, I hope that music doesn't devolve to computer-generated tones, marketing formulas, and electronic voices. There is so much beauty in life; I hope that it doesn't devolve to where the beauty can't be appreciated or even recognized.

"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." -Nikola Tesla


*- The first time I heard a recorded opera (I didn't even know what the title was), I didn't think I'd like it; It was so beautiful I felt like crying within the first few seconds.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:A safe place to pee
Is not a tree.
Nor a place where people look at me
And laugh. Tee Hee!
For me
And thee
A place to pee
Must be safe, you see.
And once you see
I have a safe place to pee
I'm free.
I can squat or get down on one knee
And pee
Ever so safely.

There once was a squirrel from Nantucket...

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Also, "a safe place to [highlight=#ffff00]pee[/highlight]?" Is our society this barbaric, this degenerate, to be using such a word in an official government document?

Perhaps it is a mistakenly spelled transcription of "P.," i.e., a euphemistic abbreviation for "puke." Or a bureaucratic acronym for that which must not be admitted, e.g., "[a safe place to] procrastinate."

We can help this situation by making it illegal to beat up trannies in the bathroom... Oh wait, we did that already?

I know! I know!! Let's activate the WPA- Washroom Progress Administration. Yes Comrades, it's time for the neo-neo-New Deal. The Obamessiah's shovel-ready projects need to be re-readied. By using OPM government largess to upgrade every location with bathrooms in the country to include ALL 58 genders, we will have full employment and EVERYONE will have a safe place to pee!!!!

I typically just piss off the porch of my dacha, but that's the best I can manage after I'm far in my cups... Not everyone has a goon squad protecting them while they do so. I feel their pain.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:A safe place to pee
Is not a tree.
Nor a place where people look at me
And laugh. Tee Hee!
For me
And thee
A place to pee
Must be safe, you see.
And once you see
I have a safe place to pee
I'm free.
I can squat or get down on one knee
And pee
Ever so safely.

There once was a squirrel from Nantucket...

A safe place to pee is certainly not a tree when there's a rabid squirrel from Nantucket running around.

RedDiaperette wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Also, "a safe place to [highlight=#ffff00]pee[/highlight]?" Is our society this barbaric, this degenerate, to be using such a word in an official government document?

Perhaps it is a mistakenly spelled transcription of "P.," i.e., a euphemistic abbreviation for "puke." Or a bureaucratic acronym for that which must not be admitted, e.g., "[a safe place to] procrastinate."

PEE:

People's
Excess
Eliminators

They're tasked with dealing with any surpluses and rerouting them towards Swiss bank accounts, the labor unions, politician's pockets and Dear Leader's personal pleasure fund.

Of course, to PEE is to eliminate excess, whether the excess be small or big.

.
Settle down Pee Pee!
.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:There once was a squirrel from Nantucket...

Who had to pee in a plastic bucket....

Herr Lurkeroffen wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:There once was a squirrel from Nantucket...

Who had to pee in a plastic bucket....

But when he got there...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:A safe place to pee
Is not a tree.
Nor a place where people look at me
And laugh. Tee Hee!
For me
And thee
A place to pee
Must be safe, you see.
And once you see
I have a safe place to pee
I'm free.
I can squat or get down on one knee
And pee
Ever so safely.

There once was a squirrel from Nantucket...

There once was a squirrel from Nantucket
Who carried his nuts in a bucket.
His pecans don't rot
Cause he rubs them a lot
And now all his sisters are aunts. (I'm working on it)

I've always thought we're moving from the culture of mass consumption to the culture of mass excretion. But I didn't realize just how close we are to the goal.

The progressive narrative with regards to a "consumer society" is based on a clever trick of isolating just one element of human existence, then target, ridicule, and deligitimize it. It's a trick of the eye, basically, and it has been successfully implemented. For has there ever been a society where people didn't consume to live?

Come to think of it, people also have other activities that can be isolated. People usually fall in love. Based on that we can start talking about a "love culture in a "love society." And people have families, so that gives us a "family society." They play sports, so that's "athletic society." And so on. People also regularly go to the toilet (well, most of them anyway), so that's a "toilet-centered society."

In the end, people excrete as much as they consume, so that makes our "excreter society" just as much a valid academic subject for condemnation as our "consumer society."

The Captain stood on the burning deck
Shovng pecans down his neck
Along came a girl squirrel dressed in blue
And asked to share his peck 'r two.

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Such is life in Obamanation.
And no amount of running will save you.

I think they already found a place to pee, Comrades.

Didn't you see the news that they've found flowing water on Mars?

Flowing, SALTY water, if I remember correktly...

Red Square wrote:In the end, people excrete as much as they consume, so that makes our "excreter society" just as much a valid academic subject for condemnation as our "consumer society."

Thank Gaia MSNBC is carrying the banner and modeling what a good excreter looks like... Especially Rachel!

Red Square wrote:I've always thought we're moving from the culture of mass consumption to the culture of mass excretion. But I didn't realize just how close we are to the goal.

The progressive narrative with regards to a "consumer society" is based on a clever trick of isolating just one element of human existence, then target, ridicule, and deligitimize it. It's a trick of the eye, basically, and it has been successfully implemented. For has there ever been a society where people didn't consume to live?

Come to think of it, people also have other activities that can be isolated. People usually fall in love. Based on that we can start talking about a "love culture in a "love society." And people have families, so that gives us a "family society." They play sports, so that's "athletic society." And so on. People also regularly go to the toilet (well, most of them anyway), so that's a "toilet-centered society."

In the end, people excrete as much as they consume, so that makes our "excreter society" just as much a valid academic subject for condemnation as our "consumer society."

There is a caveat to that, comrade. In the USSA, the mental excretion takes place in Washington DC. We all know that politicians are full of sh..!

I'm having such a hard time making fun of this stuff these days. Our "culture" crossed the line from fringe stupidity into accepted madness so quickly... I don't know how you folks do it.

Lev Termen wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:All problems are equal, comrade.

Remember that when you're in the middle of Bridge 9340 hanging by your teeth over a 100 foot drop, the cherry picker won't reach, Mean Billy can't get the crane started, and I've got just an awful hangnail.

Hang nails are an unfortunate problem but not an unequal problem, comrade.

Kilroy wrote:I'm having such a hard time making fun of this stuff these days. Our "culture" crossed the line from fringe stupidity into accepted madness so quickly... I don't know how you folks do it.

If you don't laugh, you cry, comrade. I prefer to laugh. Besides, mocking institutionalized stupidity makes it less dangerous and puts the autocrats on the defensive. It's difficult to defend against laughter.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:

Lev Termen wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:All problems are equal, comrade.

Remember that when you're in the middle of Bridge 9340 hanging by your teeth over a 100 foot drop, the cherry picker won't reach, Mean Billy can't get the crane started, and I've got just an awful hangnail.

Hang nails are an unfortunate problem but not an unequal problem, comrade.

Oh yeah? Just rip one off. I'm normally a good Komrade and agree with the Kollektive but this is one situation where I'll make an exception.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
Hang nails are an unfortunate problem but not an unequal problem, comrade.

Oh yeah? Just rip one off. I'm normally a good Komrade and agree with the Kollektive but this is one situation where I'll make an exception.

Comrade, you should denounce yourself for counter-counter-counter-counter-counter revolutionary thought! In fact, you should denounce yourself for any thought at all!

There is no room for exceptions and all nails are equally deserving of being hanged.

Grab your shovel and report to the rail junction, immediately!

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Oh yeah? Just rip one off. I'm normally a good Komrade and agree with the Kollektive but this is one situation where I'll make an exception.

The last time I ripped one off in the house the dog whined, the parrot yelled "Such a pong!"* and I was told to go out and stay out until I was fit for polite company.

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* He thinks he's a Brit.

[color=#C0392B]I heard Lev Termen when he[/color] wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Oh yeah? Just rip one off. I'm normally a good Komrade and agree with the Kollektive but this is one situation where I'll make an exception.

[highlight=#ffff00]The last time I ripped one off in the house the dog whined, the parrot yelled "Such a pong!" and I was told to go out and stay out until I was fit for polite company.[/highlight]

Approved facilities will carry the Official Seal.

A transgender kid, male to female
Had a problem that she called a "pee fail"
"The womyn I'm scarin'
But the guys are all starin'
So I'm sending my pee via e-mail."

Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна wrote:A transgender kid, male to female
Had a problem that she called a "pee fail"
"The womyn I'm scarin'
But the guys are all starin'
So I'm sending my pee via e-mail."

But when she clicked the button to send,
She accidentally addressed it to a friend,
She tried to explain
This golden rain,
And that to him a mop she would lend.