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Democrats demand giving citizenship to Corona viruses

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THE HILL: Having been seen high-fiving each other after the impeachment vote, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told her colleagues to tone it down and not show joy publicly when the cameras are nearby. After the closed door meeting about not showing joy, Nancy and Adam Schiff turned to the assembled Democrats, giggled, high-fived each other, and then palm-butted and slapped their thighs.

Three months afterward at another closed door meeting, Pelosi caucused with her Democrat colleagues to warn them not to show joy that the corona virus had infected the nation and that it could be the end of The Orange Man. "Look at the economy," remarked a smiling Chuck Schumer.

"Democrats can now justify blaming Donald Trump who personally brought the virus back from China in a bag of take out," Democrat Adam Schiff told the assembled press. He held up a paper bag which had a label inside "Made in China." Schiff showed the inside of the bag to the cameras and added, "This is impeachable evidence and proves that this president colluded, coordinated, and conspired with China. Schiff said "this is an opportunity of a lifetime to bring in more Undocumented Democrats who are infected with Covid-19."

In the bailout passed last week, Democrats almost succeeded to add $350 million into the budget for undocumented democrat men with female children whose names they don't know. For Phase II of the bailout package now being discussed among the Democrats, in the name of diversity Speaker Pelosi plans to include citizenship rights to Corona viruses. She told the assembled reporters that, we can even bypass giving Green Cards to them. She said, "even individual virus spores who do not apply for ID cards will be able to vote by mail!"

Since there are so many viruses being shedded in blue states governed by Democrats, New York, California, Washington, Michigan, the end of Trump is in sight," said the Speaker.

Schiff instructed the media to be active, that if the Republicans put up a fight, just call them "raciss'!"

Pelosi interjected, "admitting as many Chinese viruses as possible in the face of denials the virus is from China, will enhance the Democrat's re-election chances with Asians."


Pelosi suggested the virus was made in Prague, shed there by Michael Cohen when he colluded with Russian spies in behalf of Donald Trump, who is, Pelosi added, "not my president and will never be yours!"

A Democrat suggested a new slogan for 2020 cribbed from an NRA ad: "I am the Virus; and I Vote!"

Mr. Schiff stepped in and he and Ms. Pelosi, after looking at each other, paused, and then high fived each other again, giggling.

Not to miss any opportunity just in case a microphone was within a hundred miles of his mouth, Chuck Schumer (D-NY) added, pointing his finger at the reporters while mimicking Ms. Pelosi from an earlier time, "We don't hate anybody! We don't hate Donald Trump, may he get castrated with a dull knife and be fried in a vat of Jimmy's Hot Peanut Oil!"

Jimmy Carter was spotted in the back of the rotunda smiling...



 
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