The new Democrat Logo as it should be used. Now if only we had a cartoon character to hook the kiddies with.

How about a Democrat donkey, Maksim? Draw a picture of a donkey, put a pair of sunglasses on him, and call him Joe Donkey.

Joe Donkey will teach kids that it's cool to be an ass!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:How about a Democrat donkey, Maksim? Draw a picture of a donkey, put a pair of sunglasses on him, and call him Joe Donkey.

Joe Donkey will teach kids that it's cool to be an ass!

Commisarka Pinkie!

How about "Joe Jackass"? Or does Comrade Joe Biden fill that role?
Of course, we can use Dear Leader, as Øbama smokes, as our kiddie pusher pimper advertising role model to sell the "Brand"! No?

I don't think we'll have a problem recruiting & indoctrinating new Democrat's. Parental units & union teachers are doing a fine job.


but, what about the "Marlow, the Marlboro Monkey" or would that me interpenetrated as racist?

How about "Curious Barry"? HEY KIDS! WANNA' BE COOL LIKE THE PREZ?

Boris, while you do have a point about Biden, I agree Joe Jackass could work just as well.

For too long donkeys, or jackasses, have been maligned as stupid, reckless, even gloomy and miserable (e.g. Eeyore). They are frequently mocked at children's parties, where they are the subject of cruel "pin the tail" games. Likewise, their mixed species progeny (mules) are unfairly stereotyped as stubborn and dumb and unreproductive, and for ages have been oppressed into menial jobs.

Who here has seen Disney's Pinocchio? Remember Pleasure Island? Now there's a government program just waiting to be funded and appointed a czar! Encourage the children to indulge in every mindless pleasure and irresponsible behavior, and they'll emerge full fledged jackasses and Democrat voters!

I like all of the above animals. Why not separate animals into groups? Another one for the D side could be the Cookoo bird, because it lays its eggs in the nests of other birds for them to raise.

Leninka wrote:I like all of the above animals. Why not separate animals into groups? Another one for the D side could be the Cookoo bird, because it lays its eggs in the nests of other birds for them to raise.

Comradess Leninka....

I think that the DODO might be (giving the Dhimmicraps) the best bird, as it laid it eggs standing up! Tends to embrace through that act the true meaning of population control to be achieved through the Øbamacare™ death panels Medical Review Boards.

Ooooh, Comrade Comrade, I think that is a real winner.

We must elevate the noble ostrich to be our standard bearer! (Hey, it's name even begins with "O".) The ostrich is the cleverest of all birds, for when trouble is afoot it slyly sticks its head in the sand similar to our Party leadership, who stick their heads up their asses.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Joe Donkey will teach kids that it's cool to be an ass!

As keepers of The Children™, we The Party™ must protect our assets...

I have no idea what this cartoon means, but I guess we can replace the speech balloon with something that makes more sense. Like, with Pinkie's quote: "we'll teach kids that it's cool to be an ass."

A modestly equal contribution from the Visual Agitation Department:

Glorious work Heir Director!

May The Party™ receive more beat rations in your well deserved opulence!

(BTW: Could you please put those decaying chicken fetus' on your gold cloven door, that be would fine, yes, that would be fine...)

Hail Obama!

Excellent. D's for the Camel's and Praise to you, none are finer, my friend.
Listen you insolent proles! Beet rations are becoming scarce. If you want Change ™ Now! Then it's time buck up and smoke up, for the children.

Truly glorious renditions, Red Square, in fact, it makes me want to rush out and buy a pack so I can be a Demo ass too. Very good work indeed, sir!

Comrades, a most equal thread and agitprop images. This addiction to Socialism concept has legs.

(Oh, and I denounce you all for having more equal skillz than me, especially that Maksim guy.)

Great work comrades, Joe Donkey will take us to victory in Nov.
Whoopie, hate the game not the playa.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:This addiction to Socialism concept has legs.

It has ears

Comrade Comrade, it appears you have been in a terrible vehicular accident with a camel or ass!? (I am concerned the camel or your ass did not fair so well?? Pitty. Do NOT let PETA learn of this!) I hope you were not harmed or if harmed have OboboCare Coverage.

I fear it may be a foreshadowing of the upcoming election.

NEIN!!! NEIN!! Sprechen Sie nicht von solchen Sachen! Don't say such things . . . little Bobby Gibbs was bad enough. Et tu Bruno?!

Honestly, I don't know which one of you should get Beet of the Week--Maksim for starting this, Rooster for getting naked first (I like my poultry plucked of all feathers), or Red Square for reducing me to tears (of laughter, naturally).

So the three of you will simply have to redistribute this amongst yourselves:


And a bumper sticker you can cut up into three parts for your mothers:
And speaking of redistribution, don't forget our brand new "Beet of the Week Gives Back" program! As part of your shared prize, donations will be made in your names, from your individual bank accounts, to the Caring and Raising Awareness by Pinkie, or CRAP Foundation.

Rest assured, Comrades, that even though you may have to share the glory of the award itself, you won't have to share in making the donation! The same amount of money will be removed from your respective bank accounts just as if only of you had won this prestigious award!

Pinkie, you have have the most glorious ideas, CRAP being at the top of the list. Who could not possible want to be part of your CRAPY agenda? Sign me up! My account number is 66601435 at the Peoples Redistributive Bank.

oh wait, that's Whoopie account number.. well never mind. I know he'll want to give his equally fair share.

Well, I had a better agitprop poster designed but Ted Kennedy blocked it.

Comrades,

I would like to donate my 1/3 beat ration to Comrade Shovel4U for his glorious agitprop for The Party™. Comrade Shovels new Democrat logo is a far more equal depiction than my asinine ass for The Children™. RED ROOSTER NEVER SAID THIS!

I would also like to help Comrade Shovel by giving his bank account exclusive access to the CRAP Foundation, I know, I know, this is very generous of me, but it's what we do for our fellow progs. His bank routing number is 1237648034 account# 748253098574.

Thank you for your service to The Party™ Comrade Shovel!

THANK YOU FOR THE BEET OF THE WEEK COMMISSARKA PINKIE!

UNTOUCHED vintage cigarette ad...


eh?

Red Rooster crows wrote:Comrades,

I would like to donate my 1/3 beat ration to Comrade Shovel4U for his glorious agitprop for The Party™. Comrade Shovels new Democrat logo is a far more equal depiction than my asinine ass for The Children™.

I would also like to help Comrade Shovel by giving his bank account exclussive access to the CRAP Foundation, I know, I know, this is very generous of me, but it's what we do for our fellow progs. His bank routing number is 1237648034 account# 748253098574.

Thank you for your service to The Party™ Comrade Shovel!

Excuse me? No one, but NO ONE, in the entire history of The People's Cube, has ever, EVER refused Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!

Why, the masses have been known to wait in line for hours, even days, just to get nomination forms from Maksim. We have comrades right here in The Party who'd walk, stomp, and trample over their own dear mothers just to get those bumperstickers for them!

But you, Rooster! You strut in here like the cock of the walk, and you casually brush off this great honor like feathers from your fall molting.

Who do you think you are, Marlon Brando trying to call attention to the plight of Native Americans? Never go against The Party, Rooster!

Or maybe you think you're George C. Scott, all wrapped up in the American flag while you slap the Jodin Moreys of the world upside the head, and make profanity-laden rants about how Americans love a winner and won't tolerate a loser, that the very thought of losing is HATEFUL to Americans.

Well, not in Obama's America! Thanks to his fundamental transformation of America, losers are no longer victims of intolerance and hatred. In Obama's America, losers are loved, elevated, glorified, and rewarded simply for being . . . well, losers. Why do you think they're the only ones I date? Because you think that's all I can get?

Now get out of my sight, but not before you clean up this mess you just made all over my boots. That yellow stuff had better be egg yolk or I only have just two more words to say to you: Extra Crispy.

Commissarka Pinkie,

Ahhhhrrrmmmmm..... I never refused your glorious and prestigious and caring and kind and progressive Beet of the Week Award, if you read that somewhere I'm sure it was buried in the back of some defense legislation that I never wrote nor condone. I am for tight budgets, fiscal responsibility, and uncloaked transparency.

Yet, as reparations for your undue stress and picketing and thousands of awareness ribbons that you must cloak yourself in daily while you pick up another Cafe' Latte' and snub your nose at Walmart shoppers and people with children on your way to show Awareness For The Children™, I would like to offer you the Extra Crispy treat you desire compliments of The Wombat Factory...

Rooster, Beet of the Week is NON-TRANSFERABLE. Sure it's yours once it's awarded, but you can't just turn around and redistribute it to whoever you want--that prerogative belongs to me, on behalf of The Party--only The Party can confiscate your award and redistribute it to someone else.

To do so on your own, of your own free will, only cheapens the prestige of the award since you're apt to give it to someone even less worthy of it than you. And once the prestige is cheapened, then no one will want Beet of the Week, which in turns means less funding for the CRAP Foundation, which will already be in danger from budget cuts in Congress should Republicans take over in November.

You don't want THAT on your head, do you? Or do you prefer an axe to the neck, followed by dinner at my dacha, where you will be the--ahem--guest of honor?

P.S. Thank you for the buckets of chicken. Two buckets mean there should be at least two thighs, and I like two thighs, you know why? Because I can crush things between them.

Most Glorious Commissarka Pinkie, The Beet of The Week Award I was so graciously awarded was never transferred, in fact it is still on display here at The Wombat Factory.


I would never dream of doing anything to defund the glorious awareness you provide through CRAP. You see, I merely sent comrade Shovel4U a facsimile of what he COULD receive if his shovel was as equal as mine in your glorious and endearing beautiful eyes, oh, and I did sign him up at the local CRAP Foundation offices so that his contributions to The Party would not go unnoticed.

Red Rooster wrote:

Pink-O-Chicken.png

Is this Original Recipe or Extra Progressive? Either way, I'll take two thighs and a wing!

Hey Cowboy, yeah you with the boot on yer knoggin', that there's Commissarka Pinkie's chicken son. Word to the wise, I been watchin' that woman fer a long time, I got the knots on my armor to prove it.

I reckon' you don't want to get between her and her chicken.

Lone Stage Grip wrote:Hey Cowboy, yeah you with the boot on yer knoggin', that there's Commissarka Pinkie's chicken son. Word to the wise, I been watchin' that woman fer a long time, I got the knots on my armor to prove it.

I reckon' you don't want to get between her and her chicken.

Sounds like wise counsel... I'll probably still end up at least wanting bucket lickin's... I'm not too bright you know...

Comrade Buffoon wrote:I'm not too bright you know...

agreed